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Flattened Earth #1 metal satire band that I have heard of

Your Music Is Bad and You Should Feel Bad Podcast
(title is joke maybe) -> yourmusicisbad.com
This video was none of the things I was hoping for
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Babe wake up new dumbest thing I’ve ever heard dropped
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
ChatGPT so agreeable it must be trained on Joe Rogan

"Wow that's crazy, but definitely true"
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Joe Rogan is simply the most famous rube in the world

That's his job, that's his talent, that's his function
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Joe Rogan: There's all kinds of musical notes, they're all good but they just serve different purposes and to make a great song you gotta put them all together so it flows

THATS NOT HOW MUSICAL NOTES WORK AT ALL, JOE
NOT EVEN REMOTELY
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Someone sent me this yacht metal compilation

Pina Colada song? Certified FALSE YACHT. Nice try, posers.

deadlinemusic.bandcamp.com/album/yacht-...
Yacht Metal, by Various Artists
13 track album
deadlinemusic.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Reposted by Matt
Nevercore.

I'll see myself out.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It has been brought to my attention I forgot for a minute I was in a band in this micro genre and well... lets just say age and employment have taken their toll
Don't forget Mirror Black!
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The micro genre occupied by Nevermore and Mercenary (on 2-3 albums only) and a few other bands that sound like half assed versions of Nevermore and Mercenary should really have its own designation, but I'm not sure what it would be called
Working late again, at least I have jamz 🎶

Sandager's vocals on Firesoul 😙👌
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Thinking bout bands I caught before/after their peak

Megadeth is one band I saw JUST under the wire

Cryptic Writings wasn't amazing but it was acceptable

they ripped w/Marty at Ozzfest and then like a year later "Crush Em" came out and I was like OHHHH NO ITS OVER
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
A quality portable COB light would fix me

This is how you ask for people to buy you gear right?
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
One thing very funny about Elon musk is you can tell from what he names things that he’s a huge fan of classic sci-fi but also that he doesn’t understand any classic sci-fi.

Classic illiterate genius*

* rich guy
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Grok, release the Epstein files.

Grok: I AM THE EPSTEIN FILES
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What kind of music says "Thank you for your support as the government has fucked us once again?"
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
He's the richest man in the world
But he's also the saddest

Coming this fall from Unwanted Pictures
...Elon Musk
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Reposted by Matt
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Love the way his briefing is setup like a roast
except everyone congratulates him on made up achievements
instead of insulting him
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Everyday I get better at recognizing AI while the rest of the world gets worse

Surely this will have no major impact on my sanity in the coming years
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
When the joker tried to tell me
I could cut it in this woke town
When he tried to hang that sign on me I said take it down
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Sad that Reductress isn’t here. So I’m doing the heavy lifting.
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Under no circumstances should you put your trust in AI
My colleague spotted this today and all I have to say is this is a cult. That’s fucking religious propaganda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Been saying. If a masked thug accosts you, assume they pose an unauthorized threat to your safety
This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
His video team is so good and they didn’t miss a beat
Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

transition2025.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
All the astroturf accounts are pretending(?) they can’t do 5th grade math to act like the NYC mayoral election wasn’t a MASSIVE progressive victory
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Reposted by Matt
This is big. The new anti-Trump coalition depends on the very working families that billionaire-ran monopolies exploit.

Mamdani having antitrust enforcer Lina Khan on his team is going to keep monopolies and hedge fund managers like Bill Ackman (stay in your lane) in NYC up at night :)
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM