Matt
@theonetruematt.bsky.social
Flattened Earth #1 metal satire band that I have heard of
Your Music Is Bad and You Should Feel Bad Podcast
(title is joke maybe) -> yourmusicisbad.com
Your Music Is Bad and You Should Feel Bad Podcast
(title is joke maybe) -> yourmusicisbad.com
This video was none of the things I was hoping for
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This video was none of the things I was hoping for
Babe wake up new dumbest thing I’ve ever heard dropped
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Babe wake up new dumbest thing I’ve ever heard dropped
Love the way his briefing is setup like a roast
except everyone congratulates him on made up achievements
instead of insulting him
except everyone congratulates him on made up achievements
instead of insulting him
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Love the way his briefing is setup like a roast
except everyone congratulates him on made up achievements
instead of insulting him
except everyone congratulates him on made up achievements
instead of insulting him
I don’t believe for one second the director of Zero Dark Propaganda didn’t consult with anyone in the military - especially at Netflix
Or maybe she means like why consult the military when the CIA has final cut?
Or maybe she means like why consult the military when the CIA has final cut?
October 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I don’t believe for one second the director of Zero Dark Propaganda didn’t consult with anyone in the military - especially at Netflix
Or maybe she means like why consult the military when the CIA has final cut?
Or maybe she means like why consult the military when the CIA has final cut?
Hell yeah b0rther I love heavy metal parking lot
October 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hell yeah b0rther I love heavy metal parking lot
I was born at the smoothest time in history
August 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I was born at the smoothest time in history
This Music PR Podcast* being algorithm poison gets funnier every time they post a new episode
* Featuring the metal twitter cigar dork everyone hates now
* Featuring the metal twitter cigar dork everyone hates now
August 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This Music PR Podcast* being algorithm poison gets funnier every time they post a new episode
* Featuring the metal twitter cigar dork everyone hates now
* Featuring the metal twitter cigar dork everyone hates now
“Jeff [Porcaro] had this thing about being in the pocket”
You’re goddamn right he did!
You’re goddamn right he did!
July 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“Jeff [Porcaro] had this thing about being in the pocket”
You’re goddamn right he did!
You’re goddamn right he did!
I am not putting “hoggle’s grit” anywhere near my food thank you
And everyone knows the “goblin kings dust” is c*caine
And everyone knows the “goblin kings dust” is c*caine
July 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I am not putting “hoggle’s grit” anywhere near my food thank you
And everyone knows the “goblin kings dust” is c*caine
And everyone knows the “goblin kings dust” is c*caine
Majesty with a boner
June 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Majesty with a boner
Police funding in a nut shell. Massive fan pointing at nobody in a spot where a cop is supposed to be.
June 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Police funding in a nut shell. Massive fan pointing at nobody in a spot where a cop is supposed to be.
Record labels have once again figured out they can make anyone a mask band
June 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Record labels have once again figured out they can make anyone a mask band
This looks like the title screen of a bad YouTube dream theater cover
June 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This looks like the title screen of a bad YouTube dream theater cover
The trees are trying to murder me again
April 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The trees are trying to murder me again
Where do you get a tie that stupid???
April 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Where do you get a tie that stupid???
Cause of the money?
Or cause JP taught him his in ear monitor trick (not having James in them)
Or cause JP taught him his in ear monitor trick (not having James in them)
March 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Cause of the money?
Or cause JP taught him his in ear monitor trick (not having James in them)
Or cause JP taught him his in ear monitor trick (not having James in them)
“No one could have…”
Brother I literally predicted it
Brother I literally predicted it
March 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“No one could have…”
Brother I literally predicted it
Brother I literally predicted it
Facebook served me Billy Corgan in a suit as William Patrick Corgan asking Tom Morello what socialism is like he invented it
February 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Facebook served me Billy Corgan in a suit as William Patrick Corgan asking Tom Morello what socialism is like he invented it
I can’t wait to assassinate Claude Monet!
February 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I can’t wait to assassinate Claude Monet!
4-4-4! It’s 2/3 of the beast!
January 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
4-4-4! It’s 2/3 of the beast!
Camp for primitive youths or a primitive camp for youths?
December 31, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Camp for primitive youths or a primitive camp for youths?
Call of duty map lookin ass beach
December 31, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Call of duty map lookin ass beach
Let’s start brainstorming post-lawsuit band names for them
Enemies of Reality
In Memory
This Godless Endeavor
Insignificant
This Sacrament
The Seven Tongues of God
Enemies of Reality
In Memory
This Godless Endeavor
Insignificant
This Sacrament
The Seven Tongues of God
December 31, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Let’s start brainstorming post-lawsuit band names for them
Enemies of Reality
In Memory
This Godless Endeavor
Insignificant
This Sacrament
The Seven Tongues of God
Enemies of Reality
In Memory
This Godless Endeavor
Insignificant
This Sacrament
The Seven Tongues of God
Facebook trying to blackmail me with my own photos again
December 31, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Facebook trying to blackmail me with my own photos again
