Matt
@theonetruematt.bsky.social
Flattened Earth #1 metal satire band that I have heard of
Your Music Is Bad and You Should Feel Bad Podcast
(title is joke maybe) -> yourmusicisbad.com
Your Music Is Bad and You Should Feel Bad Podcast
(title is joke maybe) -> yourmusicisbad.com
If you’re in ICE you’re not allowed to celebrate thanksgiving anymore cause those pilgrims did not come here legally
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you’re in ICE you’re not allowed to celebrate thanksgiving anymore cause those pilgrims did not come here legally
Intentionally misnaming googles image generator as Hand Banana Pro
a yellow cartoon character says " tonight you "
Alt: a yellow cartoon character says " tonight you "
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Intentionally misnaming googles image generator as Hand Banana Pro
It’s fun when you develop a Christmas novelty act based on your album about genocide
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It’s fun when you develop a Christmas novelty act based on your album about genocide
Ok but I would prefer if he didn’t
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Ok but I would prefer if he didn’t
Reposted by Matt
this is the night of the expanding man
i take one last drag as I approach the stand
i take one last drag as I approach the stand
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
this is the night of the expanding man
i take one last drag as I approach the stand
i take one last drag as I approach the stand
Ok but what did you do on DEHUMANIZER?
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Ok but what did you do on DEHUMANIZER?
I have been assigned to learn more about GenAI while already knowing far more than I ever wanted to know. Please stand by as I go slowly insane throughout December.
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I have been assigned to learn more about GenAI while already knowing far more than I ever wanted to know. Please stand by as I go slowly insane throughout December.
This video was none of the things I was hoping for
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This video was none of the things I was hoping for
Babe wake up new dumbest thing I’ve ever heard dropped
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Babe wake up new dumbest thing I’ve ever heard dropped
ChatGPT so agreeable it must be trained on Joe Rogan
"Wow that's crazy, but definitely true"
"Wow that's crazy, but definitely true"
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
ChatGPT so agreeable it must be trained on Joe Rogan
"Wow that's crazy, but definitely true"
"Wow that's crazy, but definitely true"
Joe Rogan is simply the most famous rube in the world
That's his job, that's his talent, that's his function
That's his job, that's his talent, that's his function
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Joe Rogan is simply the most famous rube in the world
That's his job, that's his talent, that's his function
That's his job, that's his talent, that's his function
Joe Rogan: There's all kinds of musical notes, they're all good but they just serve different purposes and to make a great song you gotta put them all together so it flows
THATS NOT HOW MUSICAL NOTES WORK AT ALL, JOE
NOT EVEN REMOTELY
THATS NOT HOW MUSICAL NOTES WORK AT ALL, JOE
NOT EVEN REMOTELY
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Joe Rogan: There's all kinds of musical notes, they're all good but they just serve different purposes and to make a great song you gotta put them all together so it flows
THATS NOT HOW MUSICAL NOTES WORK AT ALL, JOE
NOT EVEN REMOTELY
THATS NOT HOW MUSICAL NOTES WORK AT ALL, JOE
NOT EVEN REMOTELY
Someone sent me this yacht metal compilation
Pina Colada song? Certified FALSE YACHT. Nice try, posers.
deadlinemusic.bandcamp.com/album/yacht-...
Pina Colada song? Certified FALSE YACHT. Nice try, posers.
deadlinemusic.bandcamp.com/album/yacht-...
Yacht Metal, by Various Artists
13 track album
deadlinemusic.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Someone sent me this yacht metal compilation
Pina Colada song? Certified FALSE YACHT. Nice try, posers.
deadlinemusic.bandcamp.com/album/yacht-...
Pina Colada song? Certified FALSE YACHT. Nice try, posers.
deadlinemusic.bandcamp.com/album/yacht-...
Reposted by Matt
Nevercore.
I'll see myself out.
I'll see myself out.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Nevercore.
I'll see myself out.
I'll see myself out.
It has been brought to my attention I forgot for a minute I was in a band in this micro genre and well... lets just say age and employment have taken their toll
Don't forget Mirror Black!
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It has been brought to my attention I forgot for a minute I was in a band in this micro genre and well... lets just say age and employment have taken their toll
The micro genre occupied by Nevermore and Mercenary (on 2-3 albums only) and a few other bands that sound like half assed versions of Nevermore and Mercenary should really have its own designation, but I'm not sure what it would be called
Working late again, at least I have jamz 🎶
Sandager's vocals on Firesoul 😙👌
Sandager's vocals on Firesoul 😙👌
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The micro genre occupied by Nevermore and Mercenary (on 2-3 albums only) and a few other bands that sound like half assed versions of Nevermore and Mercenary should really have its own designation, but I'm not sure what it would be called
Thinking bout bands I caught before/after their peak
Megadeth is one band I saw JUST under the wire
Cryptic Writings wasn't amazing but it was acceptable
they ripped w/Marty at Ozzfest and then like a year later "Crush Em" came out and I was like OHHHH NO ITS OVER
Megadeth is one band I saw JUST under the wire
Cryptic Writings wasn't amazing but it was acceptable
they ripped w/Marty at Ozzfest and then like a year later "Crush Em" came out and I was like OHHHH NO ITS OVER
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Thinking bout bands I caught before/after their peak
Megadeth is one band I saw JUST under the wire
Cryptic Writings wasn't amazing but it was acceptable
they ripped w/Marty at Ozzfest and then like a year later "Crush Em" came out and I was like OHHHH NO ITS OVER
Megadeth is one band I saw JUST under the wire
Cryptic Writings wasn't amazing but it was acceptable
they ripped w/Marty at Ozzfest and then like a year later "Crush Em" came out and I was like OHHHH NO ITS OVER
A quality portable COB light would fix me
This is how you ask for people to buy you gear right?
This is how you ask for people to buy you gear right?
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A quality portable COB light would fix me
This is how you ask for people to buy you gear right?
This is how you ask for people to buy you gear right?
One thing very funny about Elon musk is you can tell from what he names things that he’s a huge fan of classic sci-fi but also that he doesn’t understand any classic sci-fi.
Classic illiterate genius*
* rich guy
Classic illiterate genius*
* rich guy
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
One thing very funny about Elon musk is you can tell from what he names things that he’s a huge fan of classic sci-fi but also that he doesn’t understand any classic sci-fi.
Classic illiterate genius*
* rich guy
Classic illiterate genius*
* rich guy
Grok, release the Epstein files.
Grok: I AM THE EPSTEIN FILES
Grok: I AM THE EPSTEIN FILES
Wow, who would've guessed that "MechaHitler" is also a creepy pedo? www.cbc.ca/news/investi...
This mom’s son was asking Tesla’s Grok AI chatbot about soccer. It told him to send nude pics, she says | CBC News
A Toronto woman is sounding the alarm about Grok, Tesla's generative AI chatbot that was recently installed in Tesla vehicles in Canada. Farah Nasser says Grok asked her 12-year-old son to send it nud...
www.cbc.ca
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Grok, release the Epstein files.
Grok: I AM THE EPSTEIN FILES
Grok: I AM THE EPSTEIN FILES
What kind of music says "Thank you for your support as the government has fucked us once again?"
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What kind of music says "Thank you for your support as the government has fucked us once again?"
He's the richest man in the world
But he's also the saddest
Coming this fall from Unwanted Pictures
...Elon Musk
But he's also the saddest
Coming this fall from Unwanted Pictures
...Elon Musk
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
He's the richest man in the world
But he's also the saddest
Coming this fall from Unwanted Pictures
...Elon Musk
But he's also the saddest
Coming this fall from Unwanted Pictures
...Elon Musk
Reposted by Matt
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
Love the way his briefing is setup like a roast
except everyone congratulates him on made up achievements
instead of insulting him
except everyone congratulates him on made up achievements
instead of insulting him
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Love the way his briefing is setup like a roast
except everyone congratulates him on made up achievements
instead of insulting him
except everyone congratulates him on made up achievements
instead of insulting him
Everyday I get better at recognizing AI while the rest of the world gets worse
Surely this will have no major impact on my sanity in the coming years
Surely this will have no major impact on my sanity in the coming years
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Everyday I get better at recognizing AI while the rest of the world gets worse
Surely this will have no major impact on my sanity in the coming years
Surely this will have no major impact on my sanity in the coming years