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Matt (The Godzilla Remix)
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I am the cosmos.
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February 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Thanks for so many cool ass movies. I wish I could claim I would put The Godfather on or something from the canon of cinema in your honour but it will most likely be Gone in 60 Seconds.
Robert Duvall, the legendary actor whose career has spanned over six decades, has died at 95, his wife announced
February 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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That’s Dan❤️‍🩹🦅
Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.
February 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
February 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Here are three spring training storylines I will not be entertaining this year:

1) We think Andrés Giménez has more in his bat.

No, he doesn't.

2) Assuming any injury that misses time will be "fine" by opening day.

How many times do we need to see someone suck for a month before we get smarter?
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
As long as that somewhere is not a Dollar Tree parking lot.
Somewhere in the greater Dunedin-St. Pete area, Joey Loperfido subtly pumps his fist.
February 10, 2026 at 11:58 PM
February 10, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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dudes be like "i needed this" and it's just removing adhesive residue from metal surfaces without a trace
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Losing a movie theatre in walking distance from my home has me gutted. Every place I have lived for nearly 20 years has been near a theatre. I feel lost.
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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🫡
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I can't decide which I want more, the cast of Jackass on The Muppet Show or the Muppets on Jackass
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
An absolute privilege to have had one last Dan and Buck run in the booth.
Congratulations on an unbelievable career to one of the best to ever do it.
February 6, 2026 at 3:09 PM
As long as the systemic changes are not less money or fewer officers. But yeah, otherwise big changes. Sure. Of course.
February 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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AEW posts on x dot com: "Oh wow Ospreay is back 🔥"

AEW posts on bluesky: "Mark Davis please sit on me with your pixar mom ass"
February 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
When we had our kid I was regularly skeeved out by people who said something to the effect of "must feel nice to know your genes live on." Like wtf? The idea of caring if my bio goo exists in another shape is so strange. I barely want what I am, why would I care about that continuing?
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Until Morale Improves, the Beatings Will Continue.
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 1:23 PM
A good start, but it remains lazy and half-assed that the team does not have a robust museum/Hall of Fame etc.
The Toronto Blue Jays are set to unveil a statue in honour of the 92’ and 93’ World Series champions 🙌
February 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
With my entire chest: Go Farther In Lightness by Gang of Youths is one of the best ten rock records of all time.
February 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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ah the two genders of Bluesky
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Close! This is a Rocket Mortgage commercial
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Look for good news where you can find it. Last night my kid told me he and his buddies harass each other by emailing the entire script to Shrek in different languages. Sending your pal Shrek in Latvian is a damn good bit. The kids are alright.
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I will leave it to people far more articulate on the topic to cover the (general doom) of this thing. But, if this looks interesting/cool/good to you in any way I am comfortable saying you have bad taste.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'

• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War

• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind

• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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I am crushed. Very few of them like @dhm.bsky.social. It was really cool to meet him in person a few years back after goofing around on Twitter for like a decade. A genuine person, funny as hell, a wealth of knowledge about Philly sports. The boardwalk tees. Goddamn. Rest easy, man
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 AM
So annoyed that the only sunglasses I have found that look good on me are basic wayfarers and they made the perv glasses look the same. Leave me out of whatever you are doing.
January 27, 2026 at 9:57 PM