Matt (The Godzilla Remix)
@themattross.bsky.social
I am the cosmos. Peace and humptiness forever.
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Starting a thread of shitty photos I take at concerts this year.
Show 1: Jack White. Loud as hell (compliment) and a nice tight setlist.
Show 1: Jack White. Loud as hell (compliment) and a nice tight setlist.
Walk off or walk into the lake
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Walk off or walk into the lake
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Scherzer when the benches clear
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Scherzer when the benches clear
Every pitch is pure adrenaline.
November 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every pitch is pure adrenaline.
How much of a burden on the medical system will I be? That is your call Blue Jays.
I am worried this playoff will leave me with a permanent medical condition. Go Jays.
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
How much of a burden on the medical system will I be? That is your call Blue Jays.
Hey Matt, game seven tonight? How are you feeling?
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hey Matt, game seven tonight? How are you feeling?
All love and respect to the kid that just showed up Trick or Treating in a Yankees uniform covered in blood as a murdered Yankee. I gave him candy, he said Go Jays. Halloween remains the best holiday.
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
All love and respect to the kid that just showed up Trick or Treating in a Yankees uniform covered in blood as a murdered Yankee. I gave him candy, he said Go Jays. Halloween remains the best holiday.
Today is my son's birthday and he has a chance to see his team win the World Series. I have never felt in less control of his happiness. Either we celebrate like never before or you get another one of those "life lessons" and nobody wants that on their birthday.
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Today is my son's birthday and he has a chance to see his team win the World Series. I have never felt in less control of his happiness. Either we celebrate like never before or you get another one of those "life lessons" and nobody wants that on their birthday.
"Hey Matt, ready for game six?" ask normal, well meaning people in my life.
Me:
Me:
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"Hey Matt, ready for game six?" ask normal, well meaning people in my life.
Me:
Me:
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
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kid did this at 22 years old
when I was 22 I spent most of my time playing Mario Kart with the weed dealer who lived in the apartment below me
when I was 22 I spent most of my time playing Mario Kart with the weed dealer who lived in the apartment below me
TREY YESAVAGE BECOMES A WORLD SERIES LEGEND
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
kid did this at 22 years old
when I was 22 I spent most of my time playing Mario Kart with the weed dealer who lived in the apartment below me
when I was 22 I spent most of my time playing Mario Kart with the weed dealer who lived in the apartment below me
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Coffee is not enough this morning. I need that lemonade that kills you.
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Coffee is not enough this morning. I need that lemonade that kills you.
18 innings has hurt me. I am somehow more tired than before I went to sleep.
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
18 innings has hurt me. I am somehow more tired than before I went to sleep.
Took the kid to Game One last night and my ears are still ringing this morning. I was a little worried the ticket prices and general Ticketmaster fuckery would diminish the energy and noise. Holy hell Toronto was I wrong. I will remember last night forever.
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Took the kid to Game One last night and my ears are still ringing this morning. I was a little worried the ticket prices and general Ticketmaster fuckery would diminish the energy and noise. Holy hell Toronto was I wrong. I will remember last night forever.
Getting my important work calls out of the way early for reasons.
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Getting my important work calls out of the way early for reasons.
I can't catch my breath. I could also fight a bear. This is the greatest.
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I can't catch my breath. I could also fight a bear. This is the greatest.
Whatever is about to happen, I won't be the same afterwards. Go Jays.
October 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Whatever is about to happen, I won't be the same afterwards. Go Jays.
That may have been the loudest I have ever heard the Dome. Incredible vibes. I will need to be tranquilized to sleep tonight.
October 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
That may have been the loudest I have ever heard the Dome. Incredible vibes. I will need to be tranquilized to sleep tonight.
Wearing my Springer jersey tonight because I am also surprised my knee doesn't hurt enough to keep me from the game.
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Wearing my Springer jersey tonight because I am also surprised my knee doesn't hurt enough to keep me from the game.
Whatever part of John Schneider's brain thought going to Little was a good idea needs to be Clockwork Orange'd out of his giant red head by Sunday.
October 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Whatever part of John Schneider's brain thought going to Little was a good idea needs to be Clockwork Orange'd out of his giant red head by Sunday.
Everyone needs to learn from Max Scherzer last night. Scream at your boss today. They know they deserve it.
October 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Everyone needs to learn from Max Scherzer last night. Scream at your boss today. They know they deserve it.
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John Schneider on his early mound visit to Max Scherzer:
“I’ve been waiting for that moment since our first zoom call in the offseason.”
“I thought he was going to kill me. It was great.” #BlueJays
“I’ve been waiting for that moment since our first zoom call in the offseason.”
“I thought he was going to kill me. It was great.” #BlueJays
October 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
John Schneider on his early mound visit to Max Scherzer:
“I’ve been waiting for that moment since our first zoom call in the offseason.”
“I thought he was going to kill me. It was great.” #BlueJays
“I’ve been waiting for that moment since our first zoom call in the offseason.”
“I thought he was going to kill me. It was great.” #BlueJays
EVERYBODY'S GOING TO THE PARTY.
HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME.
HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME.
Everybody's going to the party.
Have a real good time.
Have a real good time.
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
EVERYBODY'S GOING TO THE PARTY.
HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME.
HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME.
Everybody's going to the party.
Have a real good time.
Have a real good time.
October 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Everybody's going to the party.
Have a real good time.
Have a real good time.
