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Matt (The Godzilla Remix)
@themattross.bsky.social
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I am the cosmos. Peace and humptiness forever.
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Hey Matt, game seven tonight? How are you feeling?
Leonardo DiCaprio in One Battle After Another frustrated and emotional on the phone.
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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"Hey Matt, ready for game six?" ask normal, well meaning people in my life.

Me:
Scene from One Battle After Another with Bob and Sensei in the car drinking a beer.
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Took the kid to Game One last night and my ears are still ringing this morning. I was a little worried the ticket prices and general Ticketmaster fuckery would diminish the energy and noise. Holy hell Toronto was I wrong. I will remember last night forever.
A photo of a building at night with the windows lit to spell GO JAYS and a heart.
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Getting my important work calls out of the way early for reasons.
Joe Carter deep in thought with his phone.
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Show 27: Craig Finn. Chill vibes and songs about people's lives falling apart. Beautiful.
Craig Finn playing guitar at Longboat Hall in Toronto. Craig Finn in a blue suit singing and gesturing with his hands.
October 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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A photo of Chris Colabello holding his locker nameplate and bat.
October 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Watching Baltimore Ravens football.
A warning graphic with two panels. The first says "I found an injured animal!" And has a silhouette of a person, a warning symbol and a bird upside down with lightning bolts. The second panel says "First Thing I'll Do: Observe!" With the person staring at the bird.
October 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Vibes are strong to start.
Russell Martin in his underwear. To appease the baseball Gods.
October 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Homer Simpson sitting with Mulder and Scully at Moe's with a stack of empty beer bottles in front of him. He is saying SO I SAYS, "BLUE M&M, RED M&M. THEY ALL WIND UP THE SAME COLOR IN THE END."
October 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Alejandro Kirk, who plays for the AL East Champion Blue Jays, wearing the home run jacket and smiling. Aaron Boone, miserable loser of the AL East, holding his face in sadness and disgrace.
September 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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My wife has entered the chat, literally, on the Jays game.
A text exchange: My wife: Do you think George will take his shirt off again? Me: Yes. My wife: We should record. For the memories.
September 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Show 26: Garbage. First saw them 27 years ago and it was cool to see them on what looks like their last tour with some of the same friends.
Shirley, Steve and Duke from Garbage performing at History in Toronto surrounded by pink lights. Shirley Manson from Garbage holding the microphone to the crowd to sing along.
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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A photo of the wrestler Minoru Suzuki saying "Shut Up. Hopefully you go outside and get hit by a car."
September 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Taking away SEC football could be used as leverage to carry Kimmel? The SEC is woke. One person saw it coming.
A screencap of lunatic Jason Whitlock and one of his brain wormed videos with the title "Alabama Football TOO GAY to Compete with Florida State"
September 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Took myself to the opera.
The outside of Scotiabank Arena with the video screen advertising AEW All Out happening today. The inside of Scotiabank Arena with the ring and video screens with AEW All Out graphics in white, blue and black.
September 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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A man with a grey beard at a Buffalo Bills game wearing a shirt that says "My ideal weight is Josh Allen on top of me"
September 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Say his name and he appears.
A screencap of my phone playing Blow Hendry by Westside Gunn
September 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The rotten tomatoes page for The Jackal (1997) which has a 24% Tomatometer.
September 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Show 25: Propagandhi. Never a bad time.
Propagandhi performing at the Concert Hall in Toronto as fans beat the hell out of each other in the pit. A closer photo of Chris Hannah playing guitar and singing.
September 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I don't agree with his IKF pinch hitter policy, but I do like his Loperfido pinch hitter policy.
Homer Simpson reading a book titled ballot information
September 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Josh Allen to the doubters
Minoru Suzuki with the quoted text "You should stay at home, in bed, bastard"
September 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Show 24: Alabama Shakes. Never a bad time sitting outside and watching Brittany Howard sing the shit out of those songs.
The Alabama Shakes perform at Budweiser Stage in Toronto with foliage around the stage lit in red. The Alabama Shakes perform at Budweiser Stage in Toronto with foliage around the stage lit in green. The Alabama Shakes perform at Budweiser Stage in Toronto with foliage around the stage lit in white.
September 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Show 23: System of a Down and the Deftones. I am too old for that much adrenaline on a Wednesday. Hell of a show and am I now a Rogers Stadium defender?
System of a Down bathed in blue light playing at Rogers Stadium. System of a Down with green lights and lasers. The Deftones playing at Rogers Stadium. A message on the video screen saying "Flare Detected? Get ejected. Use of flares are strictly prohibited and will get you removed from the show."
September 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Oh this nickname will work
Professional wrestler Big Daddy Cool Diesel aka Kevin Nash
August 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Show 22: Oasis. Absolute scenes.
A massive crowd watching Oasis perform in Toronto. Oasis onstage performing in front of a large video screen with a collage of random images. Oasis perform in front of a large video screen of family images. Myself and a group of friends posing in front of Oasis performing in the rain.
August 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM