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The Local Bard
@thelocalbard.bsky.social
Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D

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Them 👹🧥🤝🐛🧠
January 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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She’s ready to get you ready to wrestle!
January 24, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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おはようございます☀️

【ANIPLEX リコリス・リコイル 錦木千束 ウェディングドレスVer.】

脚を大胆に出したウェディングドレス姿の千束!スカートの裾をちょんとつまんだポージングが可愛い🩷
#美少女フィギュア
January 24, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Oh no. I found the Teeny Tinies bun-less hot dog.

#toys #toyphoto #toyphotography
January 24, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Spiky
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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elf🏝️
January 23, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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These 7 Democrats voted to give ICE an additional $10 billion in funding. Anyone who claims to support the constitution has a minimum of 7 phone calls to make today.

Phone numbers in alt text.
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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Design for omega mini

Omega supreme uses this miniature drone to interact with regular sized transformers, but due to building it using his own giant hands, the drone is still gigantic, matching devastator in height
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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I made a little stag beetle out of felt 🪲
January 24, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Day 24 of a year of toy pics - Scare Glow has stolen the immortal spark of Starscream and prepares to rain horror down upon Eternia!

Awesome bonus? He actually glows in the dark!

The opening spree continues!

#ToyPhotography #toys #Transformers #MOTU #Decepticons
January 24, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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When your partner is performing lewd acts yet you maintain your composure
#deer
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Previously unreleased BONUS Panel!

Thank you to my patrons for making these possible! ❤️
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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A comic abou- HURK! HURK! HURK...!

Previously unreleased BONUS panel below! 👇
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Strike First

📷 Transformers Age Of The Primes Quickstrike is
January 24, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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🔎🔥🐰🔥
January 24, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Design for omega supreme

The final and the leader of the omega sentinels, the project was intended to create "the perfect autobots" by nova prime. but before they could be activated....
January 24, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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I just found some unmade Bay Windows pages and thought it's time to assemble them!

The add-on has two styles of windows - box and splay bay windows - in 3" and 6" lengths, and they come in simple and complex builds to suit your build style.

#paperterrain #papercraftterrain #dndterrain
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Big day for my Arthur as he can now finally have Tuberculosis.
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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I am extremely sick so let's try and chill together tonight.

I'll be trying Blue Prince for the first time!

7pm GMT//2pm EST//~1hr 30min from now!
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Kimba the White Lion

Leo Prime - Transformers Classics (Legend class, 2006)

#transformers
#transformersclassics

January 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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The Future Is Not A Straight Line

📷 Marvel Legends Ghost Rider
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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【note更新】
クレーネル 辰ちゃん

トリダモノ先生デザインのオリジナルキャラ むちむちの辰ちゃん!
太もも、ヒップは必見ですよ⭐️

▼noteぜひ見に来てください♪
note.com/ao_figure/n/...
January 24, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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Made it to Saturday! With today's star from Transformers Basics!
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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SUNSET🏄‍♀️
January 24, 2026 at 1:53 PM