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The Local Bard
@thelocalbard.bsky.social
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Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D

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November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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plasticspark.bsky.social
"Y'now, we were supposed ta be doin' deep space exploration! Playin' Galactic Patrol wasn't nowhere in my job description, ya know what I'm saying?"

📸 Transformers: MPG-15 Cybertron Rattle / Maximal Rattrap
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Nachos
Friends
Pussy

Hell yeah!
pablostjohn.bsky.social Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 13h
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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suxiee.bsky.social
Marriage
Pussy
Grinder

What the hell?
pablostjohn.bsky.social Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 13h
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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fakeeyes.bsky.social
Cigar was surprisingly easy to make with stuff on hand.
Nick Fury has a little mouth space for a cigar but there isn’t one included, obviously. This is an Action Force smoke effect.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Mordle Monday! Enjoying a treat with some friends!

#MordleMonday #Mordles #RocksAndBugsAndThings #Toyfinity #ToyPhotography @toyfinity.bsky.social
Some Mordles enjoying an After Eight chocolate
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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aofigure.bsky.social
noteを投稿しました！
高貴なえりな様のビキニバニーを紹介しました⭐️
ぜひ見に来てください♪
note.com/ao_figure/n/...
FREEing 食戟のソーマ 薙切えりな ビキニバニーVer.｜葵的 美少女フィギュアの世界
皆さんこんにちは！ 今回は食戟のソーマ メインヒロイン薙切えりな様のビキニバニーVer.をご紹介します。 食戟のソーマ 薙切えりな ビキニバニーVer. 1/4スケール プラスチック製 塗装済み完成品フィギュア amzn.to 33,390円 (2025年11月25日 07:30時点 詳しくはこちら) Amazon.co.jpで購入する ...
note.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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dizzyspellss.bsky.social
Sybil Pseudoregalia
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Got this in the mail today! I've been waiting for this guy and he does not disappoint!

#SexyIce #Manticora #StagBeetle #ToyPhotography
Box for a figure called Manticora from a company called Sexy Ice Manticora standing in a manner somewhat similar to the David statue. Stalking
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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maneshark.bsky.social
#vtuber
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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hannahorca.bsky.social
Many Eyed Bat 🦇👁️
Illustration of a fantasy bat head. The bat has five eyes and large teeth
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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retroblastpod.com
When we have guests at the house and someone asks to play Goldeneye on Facility, Pistols Only, No Oddjob.
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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dani-the-nerd.bsky.social
@lucahjin.bsky.social #lucahjinart

Look, don't ask, cause I genuinely don't know
All I know is I had this idea in my head for god knows how long
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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doodledox.bsky.social
Aza stretchy

///Originally on Patreon.com/DoodleDox
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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rikergoogling.bsky.social
do cardassians lay eggs
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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tjeremy.com
Out of all the things that I admire Timeless Toni Storm for, the one that tops the list is how she escaped Rexy's jaws and came back to win the Hollywood Ending after all. 🎥🎬🤼‍♀️

#toyphotography #minimates #AEW #jurassicpark
Minimates action figures: In an AEW wrestling ring that has various furniture strewn about, Timeless Toni Storm is being eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is reaching in from just out of frame. To the right of them, some blonde wrestler with questionable judgment looks on, holding the championship belt. --- Yeah, it's a repost, sue me. I like this one a lot.
June 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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d-maximus-prime.bsky.social
Bug
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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tjeremy.com
It's Alien Day, which is a perfect reason to repost this. 😁

#toyphotography #toypics #minimates #AEW #horror #aliens #alienday #HotGirlGraps #MariahDidItBetter
Minimates action figures: In an AEW wrestling ring, Mariah May is in a yellow powerloader exoskeleton and she is holding a championship belt with one hand. Her other hand is outstretched with the powerloader's arm, which is grasping a battle-damaged Xenomorph with Timeless Toni Storm's head. The Xenomorph is watching and reaching her hand towards Mariah. ---- I mean, I stopped putting Toni's head on Miss Piggy, yeah? I did a few of these Hollywood Endings ahead of AEW Revolution this year. This is one of my favorites of the set. I really like how it turned out. The way that they're both posed is what I was going for. (Something something Xenomorph subtext something what)
April 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social
Sometimes your plan works a little too well.
#CalvinandHobbes #SnowDayChaos
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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lluisabadias.bsky.social
Fairy sketch
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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wyntersun.bsky.social
Wyn + cool jacket
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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wyntersun.bsky.social
few recent colour comms (2)
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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wyntersun.bsky.social
few recent colour comms [3]
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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serpymatt.bsky.social
Day 327 of a year of toy pics - even though he only has a searchlight at his disposal, Wet-Suit comes crashing down on a Cobra Eel to secure entry for the Joe team!

Day 24 of #JoeVember2025 is Joe wins!

#ToyPhotography #toysky #toys #GIJoe #ARAH #YoJoe
Vintage GI Joe Wet-Suit diving down toward a fallen Cobra Eel
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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buffpup.bsky.social
WATCH OUT... you don't know what's lurking around you at night...🐺🌕

🎨: @zambiie.bsky.social
🎞️: @bunchata.art
#Buffpup
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM