The Local Bard
@thelocalbard.bsky.social
Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D
PFP by @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social
PFP by @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social
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She’s ready to get you ready to wrestle!
January 24, 2026 at 10:11 PM
She’s ready to get you ready to wrestle!
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January 24, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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These 7 Democrats voted to give ICE an additional $10 billion in funding. Anyone who claims to support the constitution has a minimum of 7 phone calls to make today.
Phone numbers in alt text.
Phone numbers in alt text.
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
These 7 Democrats voted to give ICE an additional $10 billion in funding. Anyone who claims to support the constitution has a minimum of 7 phone calls to make today.
Phone numbers in alt text.
Phone numbers in alt text.
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Design for omega mini
Omega supreme uses this miniature drone to interact with regular sized transformers, but due to building it using his own giant hands, the drone is still gigantic, matching devastator in height
Omega supreme uses this miniature drone to interact with regular sized transformers, but due to building it using his own giant hands, the drone is still gigantic, matching devastator in height
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Design for omega mini
Omega supreme uses this miniature drone to interact with regular sized transformers, but due to building it using his own giant hands, the drone is still gigantic, matching devastator in height
Omega supreme uses this miniature drone to interact with regular sized transformers, but due to building it using his own giant hands, the drone is still gigantic, matching devastator in height
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I made a little stag beetle out of felt 🪲
January 24, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I made a little stag beetle out of felt 🪲
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Day 24 of a year of toy pics - Scare Glow has stolen the immortal spark of Starscream and prepares to rain horror down upon Eternia!
Awesome bonus? He actually glows in the dark!
The opening spree continues!
#ToyPhotography #toys #Transformers #MOTU #Decepticons
Awesome bonus? He actually glows in the dark!
The opening spree continues!
#ToyPhotography #toys #Transformers #MOTU #Decepticons
January 24, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Day 24 of a year of toy pics - Scare Glow has stolen the immortal spark of Starscream and prepares to rain horror down upon Eternia!
Awesome bonus? He actually glows in the dark!
The opening spree continues!
#ToyPhotography #toys #Transformers #MOTU #Decepticons
Awesome bonus? He actually glows in the dark!
The opening spree continues!
#ToyPhotography #toys #Transformers #MOTU #Decepticons
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Previously unreleased BONUS Panel!
Thank you to my patrons for making these possible! ❤️
Thank you to my patrons for making these possible! ❤️
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Previously unreleased BONUS Panel!
Thank you to my patrons for making these possible! ❤️
Thank you to my patrons for making these possible! ❤️
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A comic abou- HURK! HURK! HURK...!
Previously unreleased BONUS panel below! 👇
Previously unreleased BONUS panel below! 👇
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
A comic abou- HURK! HURK! HURK...!
Previously unreleased BONUS panel below! 👇
Previously unreleased BONUS panel below! 👇
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Strike First
📷 Transformers Age Of The Primes Quickstrike is
📷 Transformers Age Of The Primes Quickstrike is
January 24, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Strike First
📷 Transformers Age Of The Primes Quickstrike is
📷 Transformers Age Of The Primes Quickstrike is
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Design for omega supreme
The final and the leader of the omega sentinels, the project was intended to create "the perfect autobots" by nova prime. but before they could be activated....
The final and the leader of the omega sentinels, the project was intended to create "the perfect autobots" by nova prime. but before they could be activated....
January 24, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Design for omega supreme
The final and the leader of the omega sentinels, the project was intended to create "the perfect autobots" by nova prime. but before they could be activated....
The final and the leader of the omega sentinels, the project was intended to create "the perfect autobots" by nova prime. but before they could be activated....
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I just found some unmade Bay Windows pages and thought it's time to assemble them!
The add-on has two styles of windows - box and splay bay windows - in 3" and 6" lengths, and they come in simple and complex builds to suit your build style.
#paperterrain #papercraftterrain #dndterrain
The add-on has two styles of windows - box and splay bay windows - in 3" and 6" lengths, and they come in simple and complex builds to suit your build style.
#paperterrain #papercraftterrain #dndterrain
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I just found some unmade Bay Windows pages and thought it's time to assemble them!
The add-on has two styles of windows - box and splay bay windows - in 3" and 6" lengths, and they come in simple and complex builds to suit your build style.
#paperterrain #papercraftterrain #dndterrain
The add-on has two styles of windows - box and splay bay windows - in 3" and 6" lengths, and they come in simple and complex builds to suit your build style.
#paperterrain #papercraftterrain #dndterrain
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Big day for my Arthur as he can now finally have Tuberculosis.
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Big day for my Arthur as he can now finally have Tuberculosis.
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I am extremely sick so let's try and chill together tonight.
I'll be trying Blue Prince for the first time!
7pm GMT//2pm EST//~1hr 30min from now!
I'll be trying Blue Prince for the first time!
7pm GMT//2pm EST//~1hr 30min from now!
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I am extremely sick so let's try and chill together tonight.
I'll be trying Blue Prince for the first time!
7pm GMT//2pm EST//~1hr 30min from now!
I'll be trying Blue Prince for the first time!
7pm GMT//2pm EST//~1hr 30min from now!
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Kimba the White Lion
Leo Prime - Transformers Classics (Legend class, 2006)
#transformers
#transformersclassics
Leo Prime - Transformers Classics (Legend class, 2006)
#transformers
#transformersclassics
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Kimba the White Lion
Leo Prime - Transformers Classics (Legend class, 2006)
#transformers
#transformersclassics
Leo Prime - Transformers Classics (Legend class, 2006)
#transformers
#transformersclassics
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The Future Is Not A Straight Line
📷 Marvel Legends Ghost Rider
📷 Marvel Legends Ghost Rider
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 PM
The Future Is Not A Straight Line
📷 Marvel Legends Ghost Rider
📷 Marvel Legends Ghost Rider
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【note更新】
クレーネル 辰ちゃん
トリダモノ先生デザインのオリジナルキャラ むちむちの辰ちゃん！
太もも、ヒップは必見ですよ⭐️
▼noteぜひ見に来てください♪
note.com/ao_figure/n/...
クレーネル 辰ちゃん
トリダモノ先生デザインのオリジナルキャラ むちむちの辰ちゃん！
太もも、ヒップは必見ですよ⭐️
▼noteぜひ見に来てください♪
note.com/ao_figure/n/...
January 24, 2026 at 1:08 PM
【note更新】
クレーネル 辰ちゃん
トリダモノ先生デザインのオリジナルキャラ むちむちの辰ちゃん！
太もも、ヒップは必見ですよ⭐️
▼noteぜひ見に来てください♪
note.com/ao_figure/n/...
クレーネル 辰ちゃん
トリダモノ先生デザインのオリジナルキャラ むちむちの辰ちゃん！
太もも、ヒップは必見ですよ⭐️
▼noteぜひ見に来てください♪
note.com/ao_figure/n/...
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Made it to Saturday! With today's star from Transformers Basics!
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Made it to Saturday! With today's star from Transformers Basics!
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