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The Local Bard
@thelocalbard.bsky.social
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Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D

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Mordle Monday! Enjoying a treat with some friends!

#MordleMonday #Mordles #RocksAndBugsAndThings #Toyfinity #ToyPhotography @toyfinity.bsky.social
Some Mordles enjoying an After Eight chocolate
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Beetles

#SexyIce #Manticora #StagBeetle #ToyPhotography
Manticora, a big stagbeetle monster man, petting a large stagbeetle in his lap
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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He comes with a few interchangeable parts. Battle-damaged head and left arm while his right arm becomes a weapon of some kind. Also there are smoke effects. I love this thing!

#SexyIce #Manticora #StagBeetle #ToyPhotography
Deployed arm blaster Smoke effects after he fires his arm cannon "Tis but a scratch!"
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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This guy can pull-off a lot of poses! The anthropomorphic stagbeetle design is awesome!

#SexyIce #Manticora #StagBeetle #ToyPhotography
Close-up of Manticoras' face Posed on one knee and punching the ground Leaned back REALLY far!
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Got this in the mail today! I've been waiting for this guy and he does not disappoint!

#SexyIce #Manticora #StagBeetle #ToyPhotography
Box for a figure called Manticora from a company called Sexy Ice Manticora standing in a manner somewhat similar to the David statue. Stalking
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Called the Candyland version!
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Yeah, a few!
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Dropkicks' robot mode is a fun design, and his vehicle mode mostly ends up on his huge upper body. I love the stupid huge clamp weapon he's got too!

#Transformers #Transformers2007 #Decepticons #Dropkick #PickupTruck #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Dropkick in robot mode Close-up of Dropkick in robot mode Dropkick pointing his arm-mounted double barreled blasters Stupid giant clamp
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Dropkick at work today! Always love the giant Decepticon symbol!

#Transformers #Transformers2007 #Decepticons #Dropkick #PickupTruck #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Side-view of Dropkick in truck mode Top-down view of Dropkick in vehicle mode Front-view of Dropkick in alt mode Dropkick in vehicle mode from behind
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Soundwave and Rumble pics that I thought were fun.

#Transformers #Blokees #Decepticons #Soundwave #Rumble #ToyPhotography
Rumble enjoying some tunes Uppies! Fastball special I don't know what this pose is but I thought it looked cool.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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The little guys are so fun!

#Transformers #Blokees #Decepticons #Soundwave #ModelKit #ToyPhotography
Soundwave petting Ravage Ratbat hanging around Petting Laserbeak "HEY! No one calls Soundwave uncruzimatic!" *fist-bump*
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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This thing is awesome.

#Transformers #Blokees #Decepticons #Soundwave #ModelKit #ToyPhotography
Soundwave directing his minions to attack Soundwave posed with his rifle
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Having all (or most of) his little guys included is great! Rumble has got to be my favorite of them though!

#Blokees #Transformers #Decepticons #Soundwave #Rumble #Ravage #Laserbeak #Ratbat #ModelKit #ToyPhotography
Laserbeak perched on Soundwaves' arm Ratbat flying behind Soundwave Rumble being a brat Ravage skulking about
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Finished my Blokees Soundwave!

This is awesome!

#Blokees #Transformers #Decepticons #Soundwave #Rumble #Ravage #Laserbeak #Ratbat #ModelKit #ToyPhotography
Soundwave Blokees model kit with Laserbeak perched on his arms, Ratbat flying behind him, and Ravage and Rumble at his feet
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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How has Optimus Prime impacted my childhood?

He got me into cartoons of course! Waking up before sunrise to catch some early Saturday morning cartoons was an experience kids these days just don't get.

#SevenDaysOfPrime #Transformers #OptimusPrime #MissingLink #ChallengeOfTheGobots #ToyPhotography
Optimus Prime eating snacks and watching some early Saturday morning cartoons
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Got my first Blokees set today. Because it's the first one I physically saw in a store lol.

Also some shiny new pink dice~

#Transformers #Blokees #Decepticons #Soundwave #ModelKit #Dice.
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Good morning! Here's a bug girl!

#3rdPartyTransformers #BigFirebirdToy #InsectMechaGirl #GoodMorning #ToyPhotography
Insect Mecha Girl with her sword in the sun on a windowsill Close-up of Insect Mecha Girl Walking With her big sword out
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Like I said, you know what she's singing~

#SnailShell #RPG03ZombieGrisa #ZombieGrisa #Karaoke #Music #MariahCarey #AllIWantForChristmasIsYou #Christmas #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Karaoke night with Zombie Grisa! You know what she's singing~ IT IS TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!

#SnailShell #RPG03ZombieGrisa #ZombieGrisa #Karaoke #Music #MariahCarey #AllIWantForChristmasIsYou #Christmas #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social
Zombie Grisa wearing a Santa hat, some garland, and holding a candy cane while standing in front of a Christmas tree and singing. Same as previous picture, but a little closer. Close-up of Grisa singing
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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End of the work day, and week! Have some more Elita-1 pics! Only 3 because my buddy was going back and forth from the office to the warehouse.

#Transformers #PowerOfThePrimes #Autobots #Elita1 #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotogtaphy
Elita-1 standing on a desk and pointing her weapon Elita-1 standing in the sunlight Elita-1 posed flying
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Seven Days Of Prime time! Optimus and Galvatron unite, I guess that means join forces? Or like, physically combine? Either way, here's Optimus Prime and the only Galvatron I own looking at each other!

#SevenDaysOfPrime #Transformers #OptimusPrime #Galvatron #ToyPhotography
Laser Optimus Prime with his sword out, looking at RID Galvatron in the foreground RID Galvatron in dragon mode, looking at Laser Optimus Prime in the foreground
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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She's big and bulky and she can combine with others! Also I gave her a broken Starscreams' arm blasters. They look good with her and look MUCH better than the tiny pistols she was given.

#Transformers #PowerOfThePrimes #Autobots #Elita1 #SpaceJet #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Elita-1 in robot mode Close-up of Elita-1 in robot mode Elita-1 pointing with her arm blasters Elita-1 flying with her weapons ready
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Brought Elita-1 to work today! There are quite a few toys of her out these days, but to me, this one is the best one!

#Transformers #PowerOfThePrimes #Autobots #Elita1 #SpaceJet #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Elita-1 in her jet mode Front-view of Elita-1 in her flight mode Top-down view of Elita-1 Close-up of Elita-1s' cockpit
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
The first name that came to mind was Kabutina. Like Kabuto as in the Japanese helmet, and Tina as in Tina. So to me now she's Kabutina.

#BigFirebirdToy #InsectMechaGirl #RobotGirls #3rdPartyTransformers #HerculeseBeetle #ToyPhotography
Insect Mecha Girl on a knee Hand on her hip Close-up of Insect Mecha Girl (Kabutina) Kabutina (Insect Mecha Girl) with her 3-barrel gun
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Herculese beetle mode!

Insect Mecha Girl is great, but she needs an actual name.

#BigFirebirdToy #InsectMechaGirl #RobotGirls #3rdPartyTransformers #HerculeseBeetle #ToyPhotography
Insect Mecha Girl in her Hercules Beetle mode! She can walk in her beetle mode. The legs are strong enough to hold her up in bug mode Close-up of the eye detail Top-down view of the beetle mode
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM