damn they really have no idea how bad of a message this is, do they?
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
damn they really have no idea how bad of a message this is, do they?
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"powerful blenders" is a very soothing word pairing
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"powerful blenders" is a very soothing word pairing
Y2K prequel where Bond stops 9/11. Next question.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Y2K prequel where Bond stops 9/11. Next question.
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Imagine if Democrats relentlessly hammered him in these moments instead of assuming nothing will ever stick to him. Imagine if we demanded that Republicans answer why the President is throwing Gatsby parties and calling football plays instead of negotiating. Nah, we should definitely fold instead.
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Imagine if Democrats relentlessly hammered him in these moments instead of assuming nothing will ever stick to him. Imagine if we demanded that Republicans answer why the President is throwing Gatsby parties and calling football plays instead of negotiating. Nah, we should definitely fold instead.
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Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
bro next to me on the subway seems to be knee deep in a google image search for “cam skattebo girlfriend” god bless new york city
October 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
bro next to me on the subway seems to be knee deep in a google image search for “cam skattebo girlfriend” god bless new york city
12:09 AM. It is early still in the eve for Night Water.
And yet I am thirsty...
And yet I am thirsty...
October 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
12:09 AM. It is early still in the eve for Night Water.
And yet I am thirsty...
And yet I am thirsty...
Daft Punk was right.
"Do it faster" really do "makes us stronger"
"Do it faster" really do "makes us stronger"
October 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Daft Punk was right.
"Do it faster" really do "makes us stronger"
"Do it faster" really do "makes us stronger"
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CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
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The perfect graphic doesn’t ex-
September 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The perfect graphic doesn’t ex-
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If you ever wondered why some Wikipedia articles are titled "murder of ____" and others "killing of ____":
September 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If you ever wondered why some Wikipedia articles are titled "murder of ____" and others "killing of ____":
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Planet Fitness Bans Proper Form
Planet Fitness Bans Proper Form
HAMPTON, NH—Stressing its commitment to making everyone feel welcome regardless of athletic ability, national gym franchise Planet Fitness instituted a new policy Thursday that bans proper form. “We d...
theonion.com
September 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Planet Fitness Bans Proper Form
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Hey, it’s the “Piano Man”! Yeah, from the bar! He has a song on the radio now! (listening) Hold up. What the fuck??
October 6, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Hey, it’s the “Piano Man”! Yeah, from the bar! He has a song on the radio now! (listening) Hold up. What the fuck??
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The David is a dead sculpture since Michelangelo refuses to put him in a granite mech suit
August 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The David is a dead sculpture since Michelangelo refuses to put him in a granite mech suit
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chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back
August 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back
just came across the slack profile for a coworker whose listed pronouns are He/I/Him
August 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
just came across the slack profile for a coworker whose listed pronouns are He/I/Him
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The main difference between the twilight zone and a regular zone is all the weird stuff that goes on in there
July 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The main difference between the twilight zone and a regular zone is all the weird stuff that goes on in there
Ryan and Russell in my bed I'm a Nice Guy
July 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ryan and Russell in my bed I'm a Nice Guy