Area Functionary
@thejjharris.bsky.social
Standard deviant. It’s just a ride. Calmer than you are.
As a matter of fact, it’s all dark.
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
As a matter of fact, it’s all dark.
@davidlemieux.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE =) hold onto your jacket
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
@davidlemieux.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE =) hold onto your jacket
so glad the Red Sox don’t have that albatross of a mookie betts contract to keep them from being competitive for years to come
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
so glad the Red Sox don’t have that albatross of a mookie betts contract to keep them from being competitive for years to come
October 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The Government Contractor class is something we don’t talk about enough.
New from 404 Media: a CIA contractor used classified CIA systems as "his own personal Google," according to a court record we reviewed. The details are staggering: sold classified info to a foreign client accused of embezzlement. Sold info to U.S. lobbying firm
www.404media.co/contractor-u...
www.404media.co/contractor-u...
Contractor Used Classified CIA Systems as ‘His Own Personal Google’
Dale Britt Bendler “earned approximately $360,000 in private client fees while also working as a full-time CIA contractor with daily access to highly classified material that he searched like it was...
www.404media.co
September 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The Government Contractor class is something we don’t talk about enough.
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The "opposition," everybody!
National day of remembrance for Charlie Kirk motion passed the Senate by unanimous consent.
Zero Democrats objected, which would have stopped it.
Tommy Tuberville is presiding — and smirking.
www.c-span.org/networks/?ch...
Zero Democrats objected, which would have stopped it.
Tommy Tuberville is presiding — and smirking.
www.c-span.org/networks/?ch...
C-SPAN 2 Live Stream | C-SPAN.org | C-SPAN.org
www.c-span.org
September 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The "opposition," everybody!
all this shit is causing my wife to look up words like “groyper” and “Pepe” and I might kms
September 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
all this shit is causing my wife to look up words like “groyper” and “Pepe” and I might kms
some of us weren’t told to not use certain ammo on the spotted lanternfly
September 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
some of us weren’t told to not use certain ammo on the spotted lanternfly
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The Government Center T Smell is still exactly the same a quarter century later, no doubt
August 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Government Center T Smell is still exactly the same a quarter century later, no doubt
JFC Microserft really wants us to smooth out our brains with copilot, huh?
June 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
JFC Microserft really wants us to smooth out our brains with copilot, huh?
you know those nip nips have that AC ice
If Cuomo doesn't go away they need to make use of this photo of him. Nothing in Mamdani's past could come close to "once wore a pinky ring with his own initials on it"
June 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
you know those nip nips have that AC ice
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if this goes the way we hope it goes everyone's gotta get emotionally ready for the real ratfucking that will start immediately
June 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
if this goes the way we hope it goes everyone's gotta get emotionally ready for the real ratfucking that will start immediately
SECOND PLACE IS FIRST LOSER MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! Hahahahahahaha lololololololololololzzz!!!!!1
June 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
SECOND PLACE IS FIRST LOSER MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! Hahahahahahaha lololololololololololzzz!!!!!1
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I am sick of thinking about it and him, but of all the obviously wrong things that people have believed about Donald Trump, the idea that he wouldn't instantly be into dropping bombs on brown foreigners in order to look tough or just more or less for yuks has to be the dumbest/wrongest.
June 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I am sick of thinking about it and him, but of all the obviously wrong things that people have believed about Donald Trump, the idea that he wouldn't instantly be into dropping bombs on brown foreigners in order to look tough or just more or less for yuks has to be the dumbest/wrongest.
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I almost see some issues with the US bombing Iran. Some potential pitfalls
June 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I almost see some issues with the US bombing Iran. Some potential pitfalls
Port Jeff NY, because who doesn’t love walking around on pavement in the vicinity of a ferry
May 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Port Jeff NY, because who doesn’t love walking around on pavement in the vicinity of a ferry
wondering if any of the other parents from RR’s class are at the same advanced stage of youth as us then I see some AOL emails on the list and feel pretty good
April 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
wondering if any of the other parents from RR’s class are at the same advanced stage of youth as us then I see some AOL emails on the list and feel pretty good
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If you ever have the opportunity to fly Avelo Airlines—don’t.
Budget airline Avelo to fly deportation flights for ICE from Arizona
Budget carrier Avelo Airlines says it has signed an agreement to fly deportation flights from Arizona starting in May
abcnews.go.com
April 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you ever have the opportunity to fly Avelo Airlines—don’t.
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Trump and Musk are basically trying to deskill America:
1) kill all white-collar jobs and replace them with AI
2) kill universities
3) use tariffs to turn the U.S. into an economic island manufacturing, oil and ag hub
4) empty the cities
5) push men into manual labor & women back into the kitchen
1) kill all white-collar jobs and replace them with AI
2) kill universities
3) use tariffs to turn the U.S. into an economic island manufacturing, oil and ag hub
4) empty the cities
5) push men into manual labor & women back into the kitchen
March 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Trump and Musk are basically trying to deskill America:
1) kill all white-collar jobs and replace them with AI
2) kill universities
3) use tariffs to turn the U.S. into an economic island manufacturing, oil and ag hub
4) empty the cities
5) push men into manual labor & women back into the kitchen
1) kill all white-collar jobs and replace them with AI
2) kill universities
3) use tariffs to turn the U.S. into an economic island manufacturing, oil and ag hub
4) empty the cities
5) push men into manual labor & women back into the kitchen
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we love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them
March 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
we love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them
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all TV meteorologists need to go on #WeatherStrike
March 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
all TV meteorologists need to go on #WeatherStrike
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Billionaires have more class solidarity than we do.
UPDATE: Meta is continuing to censor anti-Musk ads. It has removed a Facebook ad calling for a boycott of Tesla, saying that it violates the company's policy on "unacceptable business practices"
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February 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Billionaires have more class solidarity than we do.
