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JV aka the House of Wills
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music criminal. cleveland’s enfant terrible. a gorgeous transsexual. she/her.
thehouseofwills.bandcamp.com
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i believe the American people are ready for a large caesars
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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hi it's me your vanilla indie rock dad who has never heard of sex. rfk is not talking about cum he's talking about piss. have a great Saturday
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
marjorie taylor greene is resigning so she can spend more time doing what she loves; eating shit made out of shit that was made out of vomit that came from a dog that she may or may not want to fuck
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
i’m on roblox telling your kids “it’s actually much cooler to smoke cigs than it is to vape, because cigs are retro, and if you start right now, you’ll be a trendsetter”
Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
i also almost typed “hampens” intentionally but then i didn’t, out of fear, or shame
going to start accusing strangers in public places of being “AI slop” and see what happens
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
going to start accusing strangers in public places of being “AI slop” and see what happens
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
for those nights when the second location just isn’t enough, here’s your third
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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as a trans woman, the greatest realization i had about my gender was that i am night on earth winona
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Winona is clearly a Hobosexual
Tom forever 👕
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
what if like how there was black flag and flag touring simultaneously we got sublime and sublime with rome
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i need her so badly (glocca morra reunion)
Broken Cigarettes
YouTube video by Glocca Morra - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
gonna make “give the people what they want and kick out the dudes kid and bring back sublime with rome” a huge part of my personality for no reason at all
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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CHASR: SOCIAL MEDIA FOR CHASERS

[Da_Respectful_Chaser] • 14m
Anyone else think tgirls are the REAL women
💯37•👍🏻14•👅9

[MrMouthfeel] • 11m
thinkin about penis haha. oh yeah…its from a GIRL btw
👍🏻52•👅43

[PatheticSortAhead] • 5m
Can’t get a date w a hot tgirl…gonna have to bone a cis girl :o(
👎🏻142•😡98
July 7, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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Fuck yea we are. Horse women seriously don’t get as much love as we deserve, or apples for that matter. All horses deserve more apples 🐴
Shoutout to horse women. We're so cool!
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Did you know there’s never been a president with less than 50k of medical debt? Voters don’t trust a candidate who’s not willing to tell a hospital fuck you
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
can’t explain why but i feel like if he had followed through on this, reality as we know it collectively would have bricked tf out and got the blue screen. the data all corrupted. reboots doing zilch.
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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looking wistfully after the cashier asks if i want a bag
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
got a lil write up in razorcake’s fest coverage. as a fan for many, many years, it’s very special and very fucking cool to be covered in this publication. huge love and respect!
Fest 23 by Chris Chappell and Connor Descheemaker

"But the peak came with their anthem, “Simple Pleasures in America”—something even its writers introduce as atypical in their catalogue, a celebration of small joys."

@gettingwarmer.bsky.social

razorcake.org/fest-23-by-c...
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
life is so much better with a precious pony by your side 🥰🐴❤️ - @ponygal.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i know there are more pressing reasons to hate this guy (is a sex pest, has bad politics, etc) - but the fact is that even at the height of his popularity, he was always a complete hack. doesn’t have an original bone in his body. never wrote a song that wasn’t a clone of someone else’s work.
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
eternally grateful to this woman, to whom i owe so much, who changed my life drastically and for the better and without her i simply would not be who and where i am today. but also wow look how beautiful she is!!!!!!
sorry all caps on computer. it's not the best picture ever taken of me but it's got the teeth in em
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
democrats, take note, THIS IS HOW YOU WIN. support trans people!!! support policies that support people!!! here’s the proof!
Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
that’s funny because i can’t believe i am this incredible dyke/ponies girlfriend 🥰❤️🥰
I still can’t believe I am this incredible dykes girlfriend and pony 🥰🐴🥰
You know I had to do it to em
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM