JV aka the House of Wills
@thehouseofwills.bsky.social
music criminal. cleveland’s enfant terrible. a gorgeous transsexual. she/her.
thehouseofwills.bandcamp.com
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oh hell yeah thank fucking god
The moral arc of the universe is well worth the wait
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
oh hell yeah thank fucking god
i used to spend so much time trying to be profound in the lyrics i was writing. now my aim is to write lyrics as good as J Mascis on in a jar saying “you know i’m young and stuff, babe, don’t blow it”
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
i used to spend so much time trying to be profound in the lyrics i was writing. now my aim is to write lyrics as good as J Mascis on in a jar saying “you know i’m young and stuff, babe, don’t blow it”
just referred to CBT as “cock and ball therapy” and wasn’t trying to be funny
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
just referred to CBT as “cock and ball therapy” and wasn’t trying to be funny
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Also Ted Cruz absolutely shot that one charlie Kurt guy or whatever but like anyone with a half functioning brain stem knows that.
What most folks don’t know is Ted Cruz wrote the song “Bad Day” in 2005
Daniel Powter doesn’t exist, that’s obvi a pseudonym for JD Vance AKA Ted Cruise
What most folks don’t know is Ted Cruz wrote the song “Bad Day” in 2005
Daniel Powter doesn’t exist, that’s obvi a pseudonym for JD Vance AKA Ted Cruise
omg everyone knows Ted Cruz shot JFK, like how does anyone have any doubt about? I think he even tweeted about it, but I may be getting that confused with the time he confessed to being the zodiac killer idk
The important thing is I NEED a reproduction of Jackie’s dress cause I’d look cunt AF fr fr
The important thing is I NEED a reproduction of Jackie’s dress cause I’d look cunt AF fr fr
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Also Ted Cruz absolutely shot that one charlie Kurt guy or whatever but like anyone with a half functioning brain stem knows that.
What most folks don’t know is Ted Cruz wrote the song “Bad Day” in 2005
Daniel Powter doesn’t exist, that’s obvi a pseudonym for JD Vance AKA Ted Cruise
What most folks don’t know is Ted Cruz wrote the song “Bad Day” in 2005
Daniel Powter doesn’t exist, that’s obvi a pseudonym for JD Vance AKA Ted Cruise
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omg everyone knows Ted Cruz shot JFK, like how does anyone have any doubt about? I think he even tweeted about it, but I may be getting that confused with the time he confessed to being the zodiac killer idk
The important thing is I NEED a reproduction of Jackie’s dress cause I’d look cunt AF fr fr
The important thing is I NEED a reproduction of Jackie’s dress cause I’d look cunt AF fr fr
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
omg everyone knows Ted Cruz shot JFK, like how does anyone have any doubt about? I think he even tweeted about it, but I may be getting that confused with the time he confessed to being the zodiac killer idk
The important thing is I NEED a reproduction of Jackie’s dress cause I’d look cunt AF fr fr
The important thing is I NEED a reproduction of Jackie’s dress cause I’d look cunt AF fr fr
just thinking about how somewhere out there is a person who at one point in time did rails off a earthlink free 1000 hours of internet cd-rom
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
just thinking about how somewhere out there is a person who at one point in time did rails off a earthlink free 1000 hours of internet cd-rom
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David foster Wallace? What is this, a book or a Bible king adopting a claymation dog
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
David foster Wallace? What is this, a book or a Bible king adopting a claymation dog
no cap it feels good to piss
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
no cap it feels good to piss
when i was a certain age i got a job, then i left that one for another, and then left that one, did another thing for a little while, got a different job, and then left that one for another job.
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
when i was a certain age i got a job, then i left that one for another, and then left that one, did another thing for a little while, got a different job, and then left that one for another job.
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i believe the American people are ready for a large caesars
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i believe the American people are ready for a large caesars
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hi it's me your vanilla indie rock dad who has never heard of sex. rfk is not talking about cum he's talking about piss. have a great Saturday
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
hi it's me your vanilla indie rock dad who has never heard of sex. rfk is not talking about cum he's talking about piss. have a great Saturday
marjorie taylor greene is resigning so she can spend more time doing what she loves; eating shit made out of shit that was made out of vomit that came from a dog that she may or may not want to fuck
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
marjorie taylor greene is resigning so she can spend more time doing what she loves; eating shit made out of shit that was made out of vomit that came from a dog that she may or may not want to fuck
i’m on roblox telling your kids “it’s actually much cooler to smoke cigs than it is to vape, because cigs are retro, and if you start right now, you’ll be a trendsetter”
Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
i’m on roblox telling your kids “it’s actually much cooler to smoke cigs than it is to vape, because cigs are retro, and if you start right now, you’ll be a trendsetter”
i also almost typed “hampens” intentionally but then i didn’t, out of fear, or shame
going to start accusing strangers in public places of being “AI slop” and see what happens
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
i also almost typed “hampens” intentionally but then i didn’t, out of fear, or shame
going to start accusing strangers in public places of being “AI slop” and see what happens
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
going to start accusing strangers in public places of being “AI slop” and see what happens
for those nights when the second location just isn’t enough, here’s your third
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
for those nights when the second location just isn’t enough, here’s your third
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as a trans woman, the greatest realization i had about my gender was that i am night on earth winona
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
as a trans woman, the greatest realization i had about my gender was that i am night on earth winona
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Winona is clearly a Hobosexual
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Winona is clearly a Hobosexual
what if like how there was black flag and flag touring simultaneously we got sublime and sublime with rome
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
what if like how there was black flag and flag touring simultaneously we got sublime and sublime with rome
i need her so badly (glocca morra reunion)
Broken Cigarettes
YouTube video by Glocca Morra - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i need her so badly (glocca morra reunion)
gonna make “give the people what they want and kick out the dudes kid and bring back sublime with rome” a huge part of my personality for no reason at all
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
gonna make “give the people what they want and kick out the dudes kid and bring back sublime with rome” a huge part of my personality for no reason at all
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CHASR: SOCIAL MEDIA FOR CHASERS
[Da_Respectful_Chaser] • 14m
Anyone else think tgirls are the REAL women
💯37•👍🏻14•👅9
[MrMouthfeel] • 11m
thinkin about penis haha. oh yeah…its from a GIRL btw
👍🏻52•👅43
[PatheticSortAhead] • 5m
Can’t get a date w a hot tgirl…gonna have to bone a cis girl :o(
👎🏻142•😡98
[Da_Respectful_Chaser] • 14m
Anyone else think tgirls are the REAL women
💯37•👍🏻14•👅9
[MrMouthfeel] • 11m
thinkin about penis haha. oh yeah…its from a GIRL btw
👍🏻52•👅43
[PatheticSortAhead] • 5m
Can’t get a date w a hot tgirl…gonna have to bone a cis girl :o(
👎🏻142•😡98
July 7, 2024 at 9:52 PM
CHASR: SOCIAL MEDIA FOR CHASERS
[Da_Respectful_Chaser] • 14m
Anyone else think tgirls are the REAL women
💯37•👍🏻14•👅9
[MrMouthfeel] • 11m
thinkin about penis haha. oh yeah…its from a GIRL btw
👍🏻52•👅43
[PatheticSortAhead] • 5m
Can’t get a date w a hot tgirl…gonna have to bone a cis girl :o(
👎🏻142•😡98
[Da_Respectful_Chaser] • 14m
Anyone else think tgirls are the REAL women
💯37•👍🏻14•👅9
[MrMouthfeel] • 11m
thinkin about penis haha. oh yeah…its from a GIRL btw
👍🏻52•👅43
[PatheticSortAhead] • 5m
Can’t get a date w a hot tgirl…gonna have to bone a cis girl :o(
👎🏻142•😡98
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Fuck yea we are. Horse women seriously don’t get as much love as we deserve, or apples for that matter. All horses deserve more apples 🐴
Shoutout to horse women. We're so cool!
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Fuck yea we are. Horse women seriously don’t get as much love as we deserve, or apples for that matter. All horses deserve more apples 🐴
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Did you know there’s never been a president with less than 50k of medical debt? Voters don’t trust a candidate who’s not willing to tell a hospital fuck you
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Did you know there’s never been a president with less than 50k of medical debt? Voters don’t trust a candidate who’s not willing to tell a hospital fuck you