The Homework Ogre
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top quality nag, still has own teeth
Pinned
[pictured: the author, crafting his little skeets]
who up stimulating they emissions
made the error of looking away from the big screen, and lost all of my energy in a flash as i changed quantum states
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
who up stimulating they emissions
made the error of looking away from the big screen, and lost all of my energy in a flash as i changed quantum states
February 17, 2026 at 1:19 PM
made the error of looking away from the big screen, and lost all of my energy in a flash as i changed quantum states
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I think we can all agree that Charles Darwin had a poster's heart.
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I think we can all agree that Charles Darwin had a poster's heart.
getting out my little infusions and tinctures to brew a small health potion (putting rye in tea, +5 HP)
February 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
getting out my little infusions and tinctures to brew a small health potion (putting rye in tea, +5 HP)
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what is man but a miserable little pile of salchows
olympic male figure skaters all look like they’re from the same vampire castle
February 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
what is man but a miserable little pile of salchows
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olympic male figure skaters all look like they’re from the same vampire castle
February 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
olympic male figure skaters all look like they’re from the same vampire castle
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Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔
Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.
I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.
I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
February 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔
Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.
I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.
I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
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in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
the best hotel shower I ever had was at a hostel in Ghent that effectively blasted you with a heated pressure washer until the top layer of skin was gone
nothing like a disappointing hotel shower to cure what ails you (hangover)
February 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
the best hotel shower I ever had was at a hostel in Ghent that effectively blasted you with a heated pressure washer until the top layer of skin was gone
nothing like a disappointing hotel shower to cure what ails you (hangover)
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
nothing like a disappointing hotel shower to cure what ails you (hangover)
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The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
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Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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In honor of love.
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
In honor of love.
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Everyone’s talking about Swarovski right now so let’s take a second and dive into the fact that they were NAZI Nazis. Like full-on Seig Heil, prosecuted after the war level Nazis and the modern company has done everything they can to hide all their archives and prevent anyone accessing them.
![Members of the Swarovski family were early, active and enthusiastic champions of Nazism, and at least six of its members maintained membership in the illegal party prior to Austria's annexation to Nazi Germany on 12 March 1938.!23] Three weeks earlier, 500 marchers in the Tyrolean town of Wattens held a torchlight procession that ended with chants of "Sieg Heil" and "Heil Hitler". The majority of the participants, police determined, were Swarovski plant employees, among them Swarovski family heirs Alfred, Wilhelm and Friedrich. 124]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nvfznp5ls3wcf6aktlfkfkp3/bafkreicscf6waklhijry6fblsvr4psk7yku2jauu5hqsn4n765i4gkl2pe@jpeg)
![In its report to the state police on 14 February 1947, the Innsbruck district administrator called company head Alfred Swarovski "an enthusiastic member of the NSDAP." [25] Alfred Swarovski praised Hitler at business gatherings and took actions as a regional business leader to ensure that "Tyrolean industry could be integrated as smoothly as possible into the enormous gears of the economy of Greater Germany and into the National Socialist economic order." He sent
"grateful loyalty greetings" to Adolf Hitler on his 49th birthday and arranged a donation of 100,000 shillings for Hitler to establish a holiday home in Tyrol.!26]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nvfznp5ls3wcf6aktlfkfkp3/bafkreifou66ng5baxhiicmm6d3zntcqosn7pqwzafclwf2qs7xtq7wvqku@jpeg)
![In 1994, historian Horst Schreiber wrote about Swarovski's past but was not granted access to company archives. (27]
The contemporary Swarovski company commissioned historian Dieter Stiefel as "a step towards dealing with our history in a serious and very pro-active manner," board spokesman Markus Langes-Swarovski said in
2018; however, the study was not published because, Langes-Swarovski said, "Swarovski is a company that generally tries to keep the owners' personal stories largely out of the public eye because it does nothing for the business." (28]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nvfznp5ls3wcf6aktlfkfkp3/bafkreift4wajp6nsrzdrumb2cnyv7s5nvswakab7h62jnjqua4i7tf2qeq@jpeg)
February 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Everyone’s talking about Swarovski right now so let’s take a second and dive into the fact that they were NAZI Nazis. Like full-on Seig Heil, prosecuted after the war level Nazis and the modern company has done everything they can to hide all their archives and prevent anyone accessing them.
anyway this is what $150 of flowers + delivery gets you
February 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
anyway this is what $150 of flowers + delivery gets you
my fucking bouquet better goddamn show up in the next hour or so or i'm gonna hobble across town to beat up a very nice florist
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
my fucking bouquet better goddamn show up in the next hour or so or i'm gonna hobble across town to beat up a very nice florist
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The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
three and a half seasons of this lincoln lawyer thing and I still can't tell if i like this show or if it's just well made enough to be a sufficient time waster
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
three and a half seasons of this lincoln lawyer thing and I still can't tell if i like this show or if it's just well made enough to be a sufficient time waster
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Found one of the folks involved with the CWA and unionizing of Sherri’s Ranch.
The demand that they own the workers IP is insane. We saw this over the summer in LA landlords saying they own all content made in an apartment.
This is that but escalated
All power to the workers including SEX WORKERS
The demand that they own the workers IP is insane. We saw this over the summer in LA landlords saying they own all content made in an apartment.
This is that but escalated
All power to the workers including SEX WORKERS
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Found one of the folks involved with the CWA and unionizing of Sherri’s Ranch.
The demand that they own the workers IP is insane. We saw this over the summer in LA landlords saying they own all content made in an apartment.
This is that but escalated
All power to the workers including SEX WORKERS
The demand that they own the workers IP is insane. We saw this over the summer in LA landlords saying they own all content made in an apartment.
This is that but escalated
All power to the workers including SEX WORKERS
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Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way
no sweeter sound in the english language than a begrudging "i'm afraid ogre is correct"
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 PM
no sweeter sound in the english language than a begrudging "i'm afraid ogre is correct"
*me, forgetting and taking one single normal step*
my left hip:
my left hip:
a man is walking down a hallway carrying a green bag
ALT: a man is walking down a hallway carrying a green bag
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February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
*me, forgetting and taking one single normal step*
my left hip:
my left hip:
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At long last, we have created the Luftballons from classic pop song 99 Luftballons!
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
At long last, we have created the Luftballons from classic pop song 99 Luftballons!