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Political violence is an inevitability when rule of law breaks down. This is an iron truth governed by history from time immemorial. When the Supreme Court decides to ignore the Constitution and the armed forces are weaponized against citizens, what choice do ordinary people have?
I see, so the plan is to lie and claim that dividends have already been paid at some point in the future. The world’s dumbest playbook for the world’s stupidest constituents.
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Why do we give any sort of credibility to the guy who at BEST was complicit in the world’s most prolific sex trafficking operation?
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Would would’ve thought the republican’s “I am Spartacus” moment was just an admission of their rampant pedophillia?
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, fascism has arrived.
Customer: WORK VAN, THE T IS SILENT.
DMV: TWERK VAN

Verdict: DENIED
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
This goes so hard
Ichabod Crane and Rip van Winkle walking down a spaceship hallway
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I cannot go on Amazon and bully bezos, or Facebook and bully zuck, but the fact that I can go on twitter and talk shit about musk and there is a chance he might actually respond is beautiful. All that money and he is fucking miserable.
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Congrats Mamdani!
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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On this week’s episode, @bransonreese.bsky.social joins us to pitch a dirtbag found footage remake of Ghostbusters. Hear the whole concept, our thoughts on the existing Ghostbusters canon, and Branson’s strong opinions about leprechauns on YouTube or your favorite podcatcher.

youtu.be/te6lHxpaAls
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
lol you’re a clown Tara.
I just had a Katie Porter moment with congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh. The interview lasted 3 minutes.
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MFers pretend to know fashion then ask stupid questions like this. SMH
why does that dog have suspenders
October 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The Feds consider 30+ Year Olds conservatives “kids” but is moving the age to be tried as an adult down to 14.
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
For the longest time I thought Paul F. Tompkins and Paul Thomas Anderson were the same person.
October 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I’ve tried a couple different chocolate sodas and they were all disgusting.
Canada Dry Dutch-Style Chocolate Soda (1972-1975): A chocolate soda that featured a richer, smoother, "Dutch-style cocoa" chocolate flavor
October 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Good morning everybody!!
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Political violence is an inevitability when rule of law breaks down. This is an iron truth governed by history from time immemorial. When the Supreme Court decides to ignore the Constitution and the armed forces are weaponized against citizens, what choice do ordinary people have?
September 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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So painful to read Federalist 76, which is about the president's appointment power, in 2025.

Hamilton's like, no president would be so degenerate as to appoint only those "personally allied to him," esp since Senate confirmation would 'silently operate' as an "excellent check" on such attempts
August 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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pov I sing to you
February 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Entire team of Journalists in Gaza KILLED
August 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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#BREAKING | Gaza aid distribution declared ‘orchestrated killing’ by MSF
Gaza aid distribution declared ‘orchestrated killing’ by MSF
Medical relief agency has treated more than 1,300 patients for wounds sustained near notorious GHF aid sites in Gaza.
www.aljazeera.com
August 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM