The Haters Guide to Pro Cycling
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World’s foremost Wout van Aert detractor.
Run the damn ball!
Trans 🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights.
Free 🇵🇸 Palestine
Immigrant
Socialist.
ACAB
Run the damn ball!
Trans 🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights.
Free 🇵🇸 Palestine
Immigrant
Socialist.
ACAB
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Welcome, new followers who have stepped away from the pedo app.
Whether you’re here for bike racing, commuting, cargo bikes, urbanism, or anything else bike related, we have a really strong community here, and everyone agrees with me that Wout van Aert is washed.
That’s all you need to know.
Whether you’re here for bike racing, commuting, cargo bikes, urbanism, or anything else bike related, we have a really strong community here, and everyone agrees with me that Wout van Aert is washed.
That’s all you need to know.
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What’s funny about the Oscar race this year is the CHUDs are mad at One Battle After Another because it’s “woke” and makes fun of white supremacists but they can’t derail it from winning everything because then the big winner would be SINNERS which is woker and makes more fun of white supremacists
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
What’s funny about the Oscar race this year is the CHUDs are mad at One Battle After Another because it’s “woke” and makes fun of white supremacists but they can’t derail it from winning everything because then the big winner would be SINNERS which is woker and makes more fun of white supremacists
Dollar store PTA Karen-ass losers LMAO
January 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Dollar store PTA Karen-ass losers LMAO
Jesus fucking Christ!
January 23, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Jesus fucking Christ!
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your democratic party didn't fight increasing the national ethnic cleansing budget
January 23, 2026 at 1:05 AM
your democratic party didn't fight increasing the national ethnic cleansing budget
The democrats are desperate to be in opposition forever… or at least until an opposition party appears that will replace this cowardice.
These cowards ain’t winning shit if there are midterms.
These cowards ain’t winning shit if there are midterms.
DHS spending bill passed 220-207
7 Democrats voted in favor:
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gilles
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Tom Suozzi
Massie voted No
Andy Harris didn't vote
Might not have passed if every Democrat voted No, but leadership wasn't whipping them to do so
7 Democrats voted in favor:
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gilles
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Tom Suozzi
Massie voted No
Andy Harris didn't vote
Might not have passed if every Democrat voted No, but leadership wasn't whipping them to do so
January 23, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The democrats are desperate to be in opposition forever… or at least until an opposition party appears that will replace this cowardice.
These cowards ain’t winning shit if there are midterms.
These cowards ain’t winning shit if there are midterms.
You voted to keep kidnapping and trafficking 5 year olds.
If the Christian hell is real, you will burn for all eternity.
History will not be kind to you.
If the Christian hell is real, you will burn for all eternity.
History will not be kind to you.
January 23, 2026 at 12:50 AM
You voted to keep kidnapping and trafficking 5 year olds.
If the Christian hell is real, you will burn for all eternity.
History will not be kind to you.
If the Christian hell is real, you will burn for all eternity.
History will not be kind to you.
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Peer pressure isn't always bad! ;-)
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Peer pressure isn't always bad! ;-)
Fuck, that would be nice.
Amtrak is planning passenger rail service to Madison by 2029: 🧵
January 22, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Fuck, that would be nice.
Some of the strongest pillars in any community, the ones who get the least credit, are always the mail carriers.
Be nice to your mail carrier, they carry dog treats in violation of policy.
Be nice to your mail carrier, they carry dog treats in violation of policy.
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Some of the strongest pillars in any community, the ones who get the least credit, are always the mail carriers.
Be nice to your mail carrier, they carry dog treats in violation of policy.
Be nice to your mail carrier, they carry dog treats in violation of policy.
Having worked police disability claims and seen from the inside how they work and take money out of communities, I’m of the opinion that a police officer must only be allowed to police a community if they live within that community.
one of my kinda more crank, unworkable ideas is that there are jobs where the people who self-select into them are not the people who you want & that maybe we should just sortition people into those roles. like there are some things that attract people to policing that you don't want in cops.
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Having worked police disability claims and seen from the inside how they work and take money out of communities, I’m of the opinion that a police officer must only be allowed to police a community if they live within that community.
One of the very few who gets it.
Chapeau
Chapeau
Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
One of the very few who gets it.
Chapeau
Chapeau
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Look if you keep talking about non-voters and you're not mentioning voter suppression in the same breath, you're not serious about addressing the problem of people not voting
www.brennancenter.org/topics/votin...
www.brennancenter.org/topics/votin...
Voter Suppression
Through research, lawsuits, and advocacy, the Brennan Center is fighting voter suppression on every front.
www.brennancenter.org
January 22, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Look if you keep talking about non-voters and you're not mentioning voter suppression in the same breath, you're not serious about addressing the problem of people not voting
www.brennancenter.org/topics/votin...
www.brennancenter.org/topics/votin...
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i like how this person thinks this is an own instead of the fact that Japanese-Americans believed in America more than the fucking idiots that interned them
January 22, 2026 at 5:52 PM
i like how this person thinks this is an own instead of the fact that Japanese-Americans believed in America more than the fucking idiots that interned them
That’s Patrick Bateman.
i really can't stand this dude defector.com/gavin-newsom...
Gavin Newsom Has Nothing To Offer | Defector
In California, a proposed law drafted by organized labor would impose a one-time tax on all the state’s billionaires, equal to some portion of their total worth. Those whose net worth exceeds $1.1 bil...
defector.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:11 PM
That’s Patrick Bateman.
Yeah, this works.
Seeing lots of my people in there.
*****
Seeing lots of my people in there.
*****
try For You if you haven’t already. it’s really good
January 22, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Yeah, this works.
Seeing lots of my people in there.
*****
Seeing lots of my people in there.
*****
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my girlfriend just tried to describe a podcast to me as "there's two guys yelling at each other about random stuff, and one of them is maybe a little bit in love with the other." babe that's every podcast
January 22, 2026 at 3:46 PM
my girlfriend just tried to describe a podcast to me as "there's two guys yelling at each other about random stuff, and one of them is maybe a little bit in love with the other." babe that's every podcast
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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they're trying to get him to midterms like an old Civic dropping parts and smoking two miles from the nearest exit
January 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
they're trying to get him to midterms like an old Civic dropping parts and smoking two miles from the nearest exit
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Yesterday, I drove refugees that had been shipped off to Texas all the way back home to St. Paul
Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.
So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.
So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Yesterday, I drove refugees that had been shipped off to Texas all the way back home to St. Paul
Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.
So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.
So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
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Multiple helicopters are currently flying so low over my neighborhood that when they pass directly over my house, my windchimes go crazy. In case you're wondering whether St. Paul is also getting terrorized.
January 22, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Multiple helicopters are currently flying so low over my neighborhood that when they pass directly over my house, my windchimes go crazy. In case you're wondering whether St. Paul is also getting terrorized.
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Here in Minneapolis, hundreds of clergy from all over the country have been deployed into the streets to participate in ICE/DHS watch.
The hail from a range of religious traditions, and have come from all over.
This particular group is in a heavily immigrant neighborhood.
The hail from a range of religious traditions, and have come from all over.
This particular group is in a heavily immigrant neighborhood.
January 22, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Here in Minneapolis, hundreds of clergy from all over the country have been deployed into the streets to participate in ICE/DHS watch.
The hail from a range of religious traditions, and have come from all over.
This particular group is in a heavily immigrant neighborhood.
The hail from a range of religious traditions, and have come from all over.
This particular group is in a heavily immigrant neighborhood.
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
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LIBERA TE TUTEMET EX INFERNIS...
January 22, 2026 at 6:45 PM
LIBERA TE TUTEMET EX INFERNIS...
Every week, I see at least one post on here about Event Horizon.
If Bluesky has a movie, that’s it. We folded space and time, punched a hole through it, and went straight to hell.
If Bluesky has a TV show, it’s Heated Rivalry.
If Bluesky has a movie, that’s it. We folded space and time, punched a hole through it, and went straight to hell.
If Bluesky has a TV show, it’s Heated Rivalry.
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Every week, I see at least one post on here about Event Horizon.
If Bluesky has a movie, that’s it. We folded space and time, punched a hole through it, and went straight to hell.
If Bluesky has a TV show, it’s Heated Rivalry.
If Bluesky has a movie, that’s it. We folded space and time, punched a hole through it, and went straight to hell.
If Bluesky has a TV show, it’s Heated Rivalry.