The Haters Guide to Pro Cycling
@thehatersguide.bsky.social
World’s foremost Wout van Aert detractor.
Trans 🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights.
Free 🇵🇸 Palestine
Immigrant
Socialist.
Shit-libs are the real obstacle to progress.
Trans 🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights.
Free 🇵🇸 Palestine
Immigrant
Socialist.
Shit-libs are the real obstacle to progress.
Pinned
"Antifa storming the French beaches on June 6th 1944."
My dad’s dad was part of the evacuation of Dunkirk with the Black Watch. He spent 4 years fighting the fascists. My mom’s dad was part of the Royal Engineers in North Africa, spending 4 years fighting the fascists on that front.
My family is ANTIFA to its core.
My family is ANTIFA to its core.
I’d like to commission a study to see how much of Bluesky is just ‘power users’ complaining about how hard it is being them.
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I’d like to commission a study to see how much of Bluesky is just ‘power users’ complaining about how hard it is being them.
Anyone know if the 2025 edition of 4 Days of Dunkirk has completed it’s 254 stages yet?
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Anyone know if the 2025 edition of 4 Days of Dunkirk has completed it’s 254 stages yet?
Hell hath no fury like a retiree put on hold for more than 3 minutes.
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Hell hath no fury like a retiree put on hold for more than 3 minutes.
The fuck is a power user?
The internet is nothing more than an HOA full of people who think they’re important.
Constantly trying shit on smol beans who hold differing opinions.
Fucking weirdos.
Nobody is asking you to be here and nobody voted you HOA president.
The internet is nothing more than an HOA full of people who think they’re important.
Constantly trying shit on smol beans who hold differing opinions.
Fucking weirdos.
Nobody is asking you to be here and nobody voted you HOA president.
that's a lot of power users gone because of dogpiling. christ
January 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
The fuck is a power user?
The internet is nothing more than an HOA full of people who think they’re important.
Constantly trying shit on smol beans who hold differing opinions.
Fucking weirdos.
Nobody is asking you to be here and nobody voted you HOA president.
The internet is nothing more than an HOA full of people who think they’re important.
Constantly trying shit on smol beans who hold differing opinions.
Fucking weirdos.
Nobody is asking you to be here and nobody voted you HOA president.
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This is outright fraud!
Can't we just go to war with whoever makes this packaging of lies?
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
This is outright fraud!
MOAR!!!
Less!
January 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
MOAR!!!
British Cycling: We Hate All Of You Plebs.
British Cycling puts paywall on National Cyclo-cross Championships
www.cyclingweekly.com/racing/briti...
www.cyclingweekly.com/racing/briti...
British Cycling puts paywall on National Cyclo-cross Championships
Fans asked to pay £2.99 subscription fee to watch live stream
www.cyclingweekly.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
British Cycling: We Hate All Of You Plebs.
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my gender reveal party
January 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
my gender reveal party
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The moment I decided to cancel Grammarly.
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The moment I decided to cancel Grammarly.
And I thought I couldn’t dislike a virtual platform more than I dislike Zwift.
MyWhoosh is offering real Bitcoin prizes to riders in it's latest virtual challenge www.cyclingnews.com/cycling-tech...
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
And I thought I couldn’t dislike a virtual platform more than I dislike Zwift.
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Happy happy pub day to @trinamoyles.bsky.social! I can't wait to get my hands on a copy of BLACK BEAR.
Black Bear by Trina Moyles | Penguin Random House Canada
A dazzling memoir about one woman's coexistence with bears in the boreal forest and a singular meditation on sibling loss.
www.penguinrandomhouse.ca
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Happy happy pub day to @trinamoyles.bsky.social! I can't wait to get my hands on a copy of BLACK BEAR.
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Maduro in NYC listening to a classic mix of Ramones, Blondie, RUN DMC and Biggie
January 6, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Maduro in NYC listening to a classic mix of Ramones, Blondie, RUN DMC and Biggie
Remember that time the current US president, whilst still the former US President, invaded the US Capitol and the then future US president let him off with it?
Great country.
10/10
No notes.
Great country.
10/10
No notes.
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Remember that time the current US president, whilst still the former US President, invaded the US Capitol and the then future US president let him off with it?
Great country.
10/10
No notes.
Great country.
10/10
No notes.
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December 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Good morning, tiny maple leaf lovers!
Transfersoap eindelijk voorbij: Derek Gee officieel naar Lidl-Trek
Transfersoap eindelijk voorbij: Derek Gee officieel naar Lidl-Trek
Derek Gee-West rijdt de komende drie seizoenen voor Lidl-Trek. De UCI heeft een overeenkomst tussen NSN Cycling, de ploeg waarbij Gee-West nog een contract had, en het Duitse WorldTeam goedgekeurd.Daarmee komt een einde aan een transfersoap, die al van augustus liep. In die periode maakte de 28-
www.wielerflits.nl
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Good morning, tiny maple leaf lovers!
This is the funniest national team jersey ever. Is this the American part of Lidl Trek trolling?
🤣🤣🤣
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🆕 Ya es oficial: Derek Gee será ciclista del Lidl Trek hasta 2028
🤝 El equipo NSN ha anunciado que el acuerdo entre Lidl-Trek, Gee y el propio NSN ha sido aprobado por la UCI
#EsenciaCiclista #LidlTrek #NSNCyclingTeam
📸 Lidl Trek
🤝 El equipo NSN ha anunciado que el acuerdo entre Lidl-Trek, Gee y el propio NSN ha sido aprobado por la UCI
#EsenciaCiclista #LidlTrek #NSNCyclingTeam
📸 Lidl Trek
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 PM
This is the funniest national team jersey ever. Is this the American part of Lidl Trek trolling?
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
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Derek Gee:
"I signed for Lidl - Trek and all I got was this lousy shirt"
"I signed for Lidl - Trek and all I got was this lousy shirt"
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Derek Gee:
"I signed for Lidl - Trek and all I got was this lousy shirt"
"I signed for Lidl - Trek and all I got was this lousy shirt"
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❄️🚴♂️ One year ago: Day 5 of my 30-Day Winter Cycling Challenge. An 8°F ride to work, frozen fingers, battery drain, and lessons in winter gear and grit. Re-sharing with gratitude—this challenge led me to the Bluesky community I love.
30/Day Winter Cycling Challenge - Day 5 extreme cold temperature on ebike
YouTube video by Pedaling Past 60 – E-Bike Life and City Rides
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January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
❄️🚴♂️ One year ago: Day 5 of my 30-Day Winter Cycling Challenge. An 8°F ride to work, frozen fingers, battery drain, and lessons in winter gear and grit. Re-sharing with gratitude—this challenge led me to the Bluesky community I love.
Absolutely blew up doing a HIIT workout tonight. First time Ive done one in a long time. Legs completely went on me. It’s one thing having a better FTP than I thought I would, but it’s another thing doing intervals.
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Absolutely blew up doing a HIIT workout tonight. First time Ive done one in a long time. Legs completely went on me. It’s one thing having a better FTP than I thought I would, but it’s another thing doing intervals.
If I’d had this account 10 years ago, my favorite rider to shit post about would have been the dirty old doper, Alejandro Valverde.
The more things change at Movistar, the more they’ve stayed the same. cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/movi...
The more things change at Movistar, the more they’ve stayed the same. cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/movi...
Movistar rider reportedly broke anti-doping regulation and has been taken aside from the team with no announcement
Movistar has been under fire over the past few months as Oier Lazkano has been provisionally suspended by the UCI over biological passport anomalies that have been recorded during his time at Movistar...
cyclinguptodate.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
If I’d had this account 10 years ago, my favorite rider to shit post about would have been the dirty old doper, Alejandro Valverde.
The more things change at Movistar, the more they’ve stayed the same. cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/movi...
The more things change at Movistar, the more they’ve stayed the same. cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/movi...
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i modded a cube to make it slightly curvier
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
i modded a cube to make it slightly curvier
We’re going HIITing.
Fuuuuuuuuuck!
Fuuuuuuuuuck!
a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a fire and saying `` ride hard '' .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a fire and saying `` ride hard '' .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
We’re going HIITing.
Fuuuuuuuuuck!
Fuuuuuuuuuck!
Feeling a bit murdery today.
Usually Minnesotans are nice, but I could quite gladly reduce your numbers by several dozen tonight.
Usually Minnesotans are nice, but I could quite gladly reduce your numbers by several dozen tonight.
January 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Feeling a bit murdery today.
Usually Minnesotans are nice, but I could quite gladly reduce your numbers by several dozen tonight.
Usually Minnesotans are nice, but I could quite gladly reduce your numbers by several dozen tonight.
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Mayor Mamdani said over the weekend that he wants the Department of Transportation to add daylighting before someone has been killed rather than wait to ban parking at intersections after a completely avoidable tragedy. nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/01/05/m...
Mamdani: Daylighting Before Death! - Streetsblog New York City
The mayor wants the Department of Transportation to add daylighting before someone has been killed rather than wait to ban parking at intersections after a completely avoidable tragedy.
nyc.streetsblog.org
January 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Mayor Mamdani said over the weekend that he wants the Department of Transportation to add daylighting before someone has been killed rather than wait to ban parking at intersections after a completely avoidable tragedy. nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/01/05/m...
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This is the energy I’m bringing into 2026
January 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
This is the energy I’m bringing into 2026