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World’s foremost Wout van Aert detractor.

World’s greatest proponent of more schools running the Flexbone.

Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights.

Free 🇵🇸 Palestine

Abolish 🧊 ICE
Man, they don’t deliver to the US. That sucks.

I will Venmo someone a stupid amount of money to ship me one.
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’ve been told my new WFH setup makes me a psychopath.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
And this just came this morning! @thewaroncars.bsky.social

Training at work may have to be put on hold.
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The Mokka Pot produces the exact amount needed to bust this back out. Best cup of coffee ive had in a while.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Quality time with the boy at the Madison Capitals USHL game. First, a worker gave him a game puck that got knocked over the glass, then we won $5 at the puck toss. Great seats, and a fun 3-2 comeback OT win for Madison. I even skated for the first time in about 20 years.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
First snow of the winter.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Can Wisconsin go a half without a completion?
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
You ain’t getting entertainment like this on ESPN.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hot diggity damn!

LMAO

Couldn’t give them away.
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Offered him some help
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This goes so fucking hard!
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Mr Wrigglesford is 8 today. As a birthday present, he would like you all to share with him pictures of your dog.
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Barnwell Barnwelled me!

Rejoice!
November 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Gave myself a nice helmet check trying to bunny hop some tree roots… only I sorta pulled a wheelie and sent the bike flying, breaking my head unit bracket and running a fairly solid field test on my helmet.
November 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
One of these and I’m sleeping on the bathroom floor.
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
We also stopped by the allotment on the way home, pulled up these bad boys. When we got back in the car, he declared ‘it smells like farts in here’

Just wait until you smell dinner, son. 😂
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
One of my favorite races of the year next weekend, the Kopenbergcross.

Here are the last few mens and womens winners.
October 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Trick or Treat at the ballpark.
October 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
When the non-CFB following Euro’s ask a question that they’re instantly going to regret…

… which leads me to the term ‘Pole Assassin’s monkey’
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I guess it’s that time of year again. Fire up the heating to check it still works and resubmit to the number chasing of Zwift.
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM