The GREAT HOUDINI
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daily routine:
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with morning papers, cigar
3:45 medication
3:50 another glass of Chivas
4:05 first cup of coffee, work
6pm Tacos, 6 Modelo
7pm Louis IVX. Cigar
8pm-2am Work on Trump Fuckery
4am-6am Advanced Trump Fuckery
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with morning papers, cigar
3:45 medication
3:50 another glass of Chivas
4:05 first cup of coffee, work
6pm Tacos, 6 Modelo
7pm Louis IVX. Cigar
8pm-2am Work on Trump Fuckery
4am-6am Advanced Trump Fuckery
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Good grief. Everyone knows they were just friends.
February 17, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Good grief. Everyone knows they were just friends.
The annual ranking of the Presidents came out today. The list is compiled by 125 presidential scholars. Trump second term was unanimously ranked the worst in history... it edged out his 1st term which was also unanimously voted as the 2nd worst.
February 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The annual ranking of the Presidents came out today. The list is compiled by 125 presidential scholars. Trump second term was unanimously ranked the worst in history... it edged out his 1st term which was also unanimously voted as the 2nd worst.
Happy Presidents Day!!!
February 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Happy Presidents Day!!!
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There’s a digital billboard alongside the Kennedy Expressway in Chicago that reads “The pride and joy of Illinois, Chicago Bears!” and #stayinchicago
February 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
There’s a digital billboard alongside the Kennedy Expressway in Chicago that reads “The pride and joy of Illinois, Chicago Bears!” and #stayinchicago
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February 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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I'm gonna tell ya, when celebrities of the generation before you die in old age, it really nudges you toward deep reflection of your own mortality. And yet, getting to old age before dying is a miracle and privilege. Grateful for every day, the glorious ones and the messy ones.
RIP Tom Hagen.
RIP Tom Hagen.
February 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I'm gonna tell ya, when celebrities of the generation before you die in old age, it really nudges you toward deep reflection of your own mortality. And yet, getting to old age before dying is a miracle and privilege. Grateful for every day, the glorious ones and the messy ones.
RIP Tom Hagen.
RIP Tom Hagen.
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A win! A federal judge has instructed the Interior Department to restore signage and video exhibits at George Washington’s former Philadelphia residence that explain his ownership of enslaved people.
February 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
A win! A federal judge has instructed the Interior Department to restore signage and video exhibits at George Washington’s former Philadelphia residence that explain his ownership of enslaved people.
I know!!! Idiot!!!
February 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I know!!! Idiot!!!
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So Cadet BONESPURS is now a Vietnam Veteran!!!! Fuck Trump!!! Lie, after lie AFTER LIE!!!! Absolutely pathetic!!!
February 16, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Idiot!
February 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Idiot!
GYM IS A PATHETIC, DELUSIONAL HYPOCRITICAL IDIOT!!!
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
GYM IS A PATHETIC, DELUSIONAL HYPOCRITICAL IDIOT!!!
Who wants Wasserman to have anything to do with the Olympics?!!!
February 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Who wants Wasserman to have anything to do with the Olympics?!!!
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It not for those damn bone spurs Trump would have been right there on the front lines giving them hell. Unfortunately because of that medical condition he had to sit out the war and content himself with playing tennis and chasing girls. Avoiding STD's was his own personal Viet Nam. A real hero.
February 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
It not for those damn bone spurs Trump would have been right there on the front lines giving them hell. Unfortunately because of that medical condition he had to sit out the war and content himself with playing tennis and chasing girls. Avoiding STD's was his own personal Viet Nam. A real hero.
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He went to Vietnam with Gary Glitter, I bet.
February 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
He went to Vietnam with Gary Glitter, I bet.
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⚡️UPDATE - JUDGE BLOCKS TRUMP’S PHILLY SLAVERY EXHIBIT REMOVAL, citing Orwell: “As if the Ministry of Truth in George Orwell’s 1984 now existed…”
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
⚡️UPDATE - JUDGE BLOCKS TRUMP’S PHILLY SLAVERY EXHIBIT REMOVAL, citing Orwell: “As if the Ministry of Truth in George Orwell’s 1984 now existed…”
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Random white guy pretends to be ICE to harass immigrants, who on EARTH could have predicted this would happen?
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/m...
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/m...
Man impersonates officer, assaults San Diego McDonald's manager over false immigration status claim:
A man landed behind bars Thursday after allegedly grabbing the manager of a University City-area fast-food restaurant, calling him an illegal alien, telling him he was under arrest and dragging him ou...
www.nbcsandiego.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Random white guy pretends to be ICE to harass immigrants, who on EARTH could have predicted this would happen?
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/m...
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/m...
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Exactly!!!
I didn’t think he could say anything to make me feel as angry as this anymore, but as the daughter of a Vietnam Veteran, this has done it.
This makes me want everyone who could have voted against him and didn’t to rot in hell.
This makes me want everyone who could have voted against him and didn’t to rot in hell.
So Cadet BONESPURS is now a Vietnam Veteran!!!! Fuck Trump!!! Lie, after lie AFTER LIE!!!! Absolutely pathetic!!!
February 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Exactly!!!
So Cadet BONESPURS is now a Vietnam Veteran!!!! Fuck Trump!!! Lie, after lie AFTER LIE!!!! Absolutely pathetic!!!
February 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
So Cadet BONESPURS is now a Vietnam Veteran!!!! Fuck Trump!!! Lie, after lie AFTER LIE!!!! Absolutely pathetic!!!
Wait!!! I thought Trump ended the war on day 1!!! Lie,after lie, AFTER LIE!!! Just another $3.86M golf weekend on the taxpayer's dime!!!
February 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Wait!!! I thought Trump ended the war on day 1!!! Lie,after lie, AFTER LIE!!! Just another $3.86M golf weekend on the taxpayer's dime!!!
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Yeah sure Storm the Capital, Change Laws of the Constitution, force Americans to get and pay for unobtainable requirements to vote..to weed out the (avg) of 4 illegal immigrant votes per Election
February 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Yeah sure Storm the Capital, Change Laws of the Constitution, force Americans to get and pay for unobtainable requirements to vote..to weed out the (avg) of 4 illegal immigrant votes per Election
I just hope this is not AI SLOP!!! IMPEACH TRUMP IMMEDIATELY!!!
February 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I just hope this is not AI SLOP!!! IMPEACH TRUMP IMMEDIATELY!!!
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Bloody-handed dictator
Putin murdered again.
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Putin murdered again.
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February 15, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Bloody-handed dictator
Putin murdered again.
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Putin murdered again.
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February 16, 2026 at 10:49 AM