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The GREAT HOUDINI
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daily routine:
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with morning papers, cigar
3:45 medication
3:50 another glass of Chivas
4:05 first cup of coffee, work
6pm Tacos, 6 Modelo
7pm Louis IVX. Cigar
8pm-2am Work on Trump Fuckery
4am-6am Advanced Trump Fuckery
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Americans are campaigning for European right wing Russian supporters. Russian media is loving every minute.
February 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Bondi Bombast
Here’s my latest cartoon for Substack.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Delusional FOOL!!!
Narrator: He has not been “totally exonerated”
February 17, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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$4 BILLION — So corrupt.

There is no debating this. Anyone who says otherwise is telling on themselves.
February 16, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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i don’t want impeachment, i want (redacted)
February 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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So the Epstein files are bringing down everyone except those in the United States, do i have that right?
February 16, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."

—FDR, 1937
February 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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Donald Trump said today that "Republicans should say, we want to take over. We should take over the voting."

My life's work is to prevent that from happening. I started Democracy Docket as a critical tool in the fight for free and fair elections. Support its work by subscribing now. bit.ly/4qmEiFz
February 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Good grief. Everyone knows they were just friends.
February 17, 2026 at 2:40 AM
The annual ranking of the Presidents came out today. The list is compiled by 125 presidential scholars. Trump second term was unanimously ranked the worst in history... it edged out his 1st term which was also unanimously voted as the 2nd worst.
February 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Happy Presidents Day!!!
February 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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There’s a digital billboard alongside the Kennedy Expressway in Chicago that reads “The pride and joy of Illinois, Chicago Bears!” and #stayinchicago
February 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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I'm gonna tell ya, when celebrities of the generation before you die in old age, it really nudges you toward deep reflection of your own mortality. And yet, getting to old age before dying is a miracle and privilege. Grateful for every day, the glorious ones and the messy ones.
RIP Tom Hagen.
February 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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A win! A federal judge has instructed the Interior Department to restore signage and video exhibits at George Washington’s former Philadelphia residence that explain his ownership of enslaved people.
February 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I know!!! Idiot!!!
February 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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So Cadet BONESPURS is now a Vietnam Veteran!!!! Fuck Trump!!! Lie, after lie AFTER LIE!!!! Absolutely pathetic!!!
February 16, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Idiot!
February 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
GYM IS A PATHETIC, DELUSIONAL HYPOCRITICAL IDIOT!!!
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Who wants Wasserman to have anything to do with the Olympics?!!!
February 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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It not for those damn bone spurs Trump would have been right there on the front lines giving them hell. Unfortunately because of that medical condition he had to sit out the war and content himself with playing tennis and chasing girls. Avoiding STD's was his own personal Viet Nam. A real hero.
February 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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He went to Vietnam with Gary Glitter, I bet.
February 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM