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Choface
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Cat pictures and random thoughts
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do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Failure to return the shopping cart to one of the cart returns if you are able is a sign of someone who does not value the social contract.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge
September 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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If everyone who wanted to get raptured actually did I feel like it'd be a real net positive on humanity. Don't threaten me with a good time
September 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Claiming that routine immunization requirements for school are an issue of parental rights dehumanizes children. Kids have intrinsic rights just as anyone, and parents are obligated to provide the best care possible for them. That includes providing them with indicated medical interventions.
September 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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“So what if he disagreed with you, he didn’t deserve to die”

But he thought I did.

This isn’t disagreement. It’s someone who was not only opposed to my existence but was called a good and faithful servant by the church for doing it.

I don’t have to mourn that. And asking me to is violence too.
September 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution.
But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable
August 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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"Last year there were ten murders in the NYC subway system, with well over a billion total rides taken. During the same time period, there were 253 traffic fatalities in New York City. One person dead every day and a half. Cars? Those things are fucking dangerous."
August 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Perpetually avoiding the permanent press button on the washing machine out of fear that it will fold my clothes wrong, forever.
July 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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a spell against evil
#art
June 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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People are gonna “parents these days” this and I *promise* nearly all of us want our kids to be able to do this, but between shitty infrastructure and Dana 3 houses down calling CPS every time a child laughs too loud, I assure you it’s very much not up to us.
"Only 33% of American children between the ages of 9 and 11 are allowed to bike or walk to a friend’s house alone, according to the Mott survey... They cannot move through the world without their parents there."
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jun 29
"Many Dutch children enjoy a freedom of movement that most American kids don’t, which might be the key to why Dutch kids are the happiest kids in the world, according to a 2025 UNICEF report," writes Mary Frances Ruskell. | Essay
June 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Take this as your sign to primary every appeasement-obsessed do-nothing motherfucker who looked at you sideways, gang.
June 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Today's sad six word story
June 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I swear I care, I'm just the group chat cryptid. I see it all, I just have nothing to contribute.

Like a thing that lives in your walls, but instead of trying to drain you of your sanity and will to live, I just leave emojis on things.
May 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Happy May Day
May 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Personally, I like to surround myself with people who have extensive vocabularies but nevertheless choose to say "fuck" a lot.
April 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Behold
March 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The roof of my mouth is itching and I keep having to blow my nose, but it is WARM. And I have EVERY WINDOW OPEN. Yes, it's false spring but I am going to glory in not being cold, even if it's only for today.
March 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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You think this is how Rubio is finding out he’s not in the real group chat?
March 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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the moderator note is *chef’s kiss* www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/co...
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March 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM