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jeff meltz
@thecultureofme.bsky.social
making cringe or unhinged "content" since ‘07 🥲
opinions may be wrong, but they’re mine ✨

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how it feels to work in social media in 2025
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They renamed the gulf again
February 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Untitled, by Joan Mitchell, 1992, 📸 via @dimfilipovic.bsky.social
February 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
we used to be a society
AOL Instant Messenger
February 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast
February 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
we need this bit of delight more than ever
regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
February 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Senate Confirms Election Denier Kash Patel to be FBI Director
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
February 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Someone reply with the entire script of “Bee Movie” (iykyk)
This is the text of the bullshit email all federal government employees just received from the Office of Personnel Management (or are about to receive).
February 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
find little bits of joy y’all. like buying a ton of girl scout cookies.
February 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
we are accelerating super fast toward the world of “Tank Girl” becoming reality
February 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“Now, close your eyes and imagine we put the worst businessmen on the planet in charge of the biggest economy on the planet.”
February 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
as a bit, every yankee should have a beard for opening day
The Yankees are getting rid of their outdated facial hair policy.
February 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“Millennials and Gen Z could afford home ownership if they weren’t so busy buying luxury items, like eggs.”
February 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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For the longest time I thought people were saying “it’s a doggy dog World” & I always thought fuck ya sounds great
February 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
leopards… faces…
“I thought we were supposed to be in a new era of meritocracy. Not the indiscriminate firing of people,” said one Republican congressional aide granted anonymity to speak candidly.

www.politico.com/news/2025/02...
The private GOP panic over the slash-and-burn DOGE firings
White House aides are inundated with congressional calls as Republicans fret.
www.politico.com
February 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
need this kind of energy everywhere tbh
My kid lives in Siddall Hall and sent me these yesterday. First is what was put up by the school, second is the students’ alteration of the administrations’ cowardice.
February 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
remembering that going to the car wash voids the warranty lmao
all of central Brooklyn is playing a game of Egg The Cybertruck with this one guy who keeps street parking in the hood
February 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
the essential read at the moment www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/they-are-a...
They Are a Minority
Get your mind right.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
February 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend
February 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I write about trump take egg.
How 'Trump Take Egg' captured the mood of an inflation-weary nation
The meme Trump Take Egg is taking over social media as a way to call out inflation.
www.fastcompany.com
February 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
does this mean the u.s. is now a province????
AS CALLED ON:

Canadian TV (English)
Canadian TV (French)
NHL Radio
ESPN Deportes
February 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chat, are we cooked?
"The US is in a constitutional crisis"

Agree: 51%
Disagree: 30%

YouGov / Feb 18, 2025 / n=1603
February 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
fuck off
February 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM