Crimson Tinted
@thecrimsontint.com
42. They/them. Solidarity forever. Unrepentant Marxist-Leninist.
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Crimson Tinted
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· Nov 23
If you are anti sex work or anti communism, please find the nearest exit to spare me having to kick your ass through it.
This this thiiiis
#bakedrhymes
What if the care
Is the kink?
What if compassion
Becomes seduction?
What if What I want
Is you?
My sweet Toys
Let me tease you gently
As we play
Along the edges
Of this madness called love
What if the care
Is the kink?
What if compassion
Becomes seduction?
What if What I want
Is you?
My sweet Toys
Let me tease you gently
As we play
Along the edges
Of this madness called love
January 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
This this thiiiis
This is the way
Block instantly and move on
Block instantly and move on
Exhausting levels of discourse about "can Bsky grow" and "this is why Bsky can't grow" and I'm just going to say I have never been seriously dogpiled on here because every time I see someone posting something deranged I block them, same thing I used to do with Twitter. It makes for a nice time!
January 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
This is the way
Block instantly and move on
Block instantly and move on
I bet you not OpenAI and not a single other tech company currently burning our power grid and planet has ever once been spend shamed for it by their utility provider.
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I bet you not OpenAI and not a single other tech company currently burning our power grid and planet has ever once been spend shamed for it by their utility provider.
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Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
I couldn't agree more.
You should pair your newfound increased ambient horniness with this wonderful human's delightful wares!
You should pair your newfound increased ambient horniness with this wonderful human's delightful wares!
in these precedented times, what we really need is a 200% increase in ambient horniness.
January 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I couldn't agree more.
You should pair your newfound increased ambient horniness with this wonderful human's delightful wares!
You should pair your newfound increased ambient horniness with this wonderful human's delightful wares!
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Coherence doesn't matter because it doesn't matter to the people in control of the guns. Want it to matter? Make it matter to them by forcing their hands away from the guns. Until then... all this "but it's illegal" and "but it's incoherent" stuff becomes inactive sophistry.
MAGA is so incoherent on Venezuela you can't even generously call what they're saying "spin"
Jordan Uhl on Instagram: "Donald Trump’s attack on Venezuela and kidnapping of Nicolas Maduro is illegal and purely about oil, but MAGA can’t keep its story straight."
The Trump administration's actions in Venezuela have sparked controversy and raised constitutional questions. Is the move a genuine attempt to bring democracy to the country or is it about securing oi...
www.instagram.com
January 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Coherence doesn't matter because it doesn't matter to the people in control of the guns. Want it to matter? Make it matter to them by forcing their hands away from the guns. Until then... all this "but it's illegal" and "but it's incoherent" stuff becomes inactive sophistry.
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Just to briefly put a smile on everyone’s face: George Zimmerman is struggling to find a job or a place to stay.
January 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Just to briefly put a smile on everyone’s face: George Zimmerman is struggling to find a job or a place to stay.
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
And, today, Canadians, lest you think your political project to be any better...
Disgusting North American Imperialism
Disgusting North American Imperialism
Please see my statement on the situation in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
And, today, Canadians, lest you think your political project to be any better...
Disgusting North American Imperialism
Disgusting North American Imperialism
I wish it were incredible in the shocking sense.
This is and has always been the American fascist project.
This is and has always been the American fascist project.
Incredible. The Trump-Vance admin just posted a video promoting their bombing of Venezuela.
…And it is set to the song “Fortunate Son” — which is explicitly about the rich and powerful starting wars under the flag of hollow patriotism, and then making the rest of America pay the consequences.
…And it is set to the song “Fortunate Son” — which is explicitly about the rich and powerful starting wars under the flag of hollow patriotism, and then making the rest of America pay the consequences.
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I wish it were incredible in the shocking sense.
This is and has always been the American fascist project.
This is and has always been the American fascist project.
God... the horrors just persist.
Solidarity for the people of Venezuela.
Solidarity for the people of Venezuela.
Trump just released a photo of Maduro blindfolded “on board the USS Iwo Jima.”
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
God... the horrors just persist.
Solidarity for the people of Venezuela.
Solidarity for the people of Venezuela.
Unfolding my lore to the people I care about is such a deeply joyful activity for me. It's such an honor and a privilege to be known and be seen.
January 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Unfolding my lore to the people I care about is such a deeply joyful activity for me. It's such an honor and a privilege to be known and be seen.
Wish this daily
I wish I had several million dollars so I could solve all my friends’ problems
January 2, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Wish this daily
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And the sinners in Hell want icewater, Satya, so I guess NO ONE'S gettin' what they want today, huh.
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/mi...
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/mi...
Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026
In closing comments of 2025, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella shared an update on the company's mindset for 2026 — shocker, it's all about AI.
www.windowscentral.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
And the sinners in Hell want icewater, Satya, so I guess NO ONE'S gettin' what they want today, huh.
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/mi...
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/mi...
Once I find snitches, they're absolutely going to need stitches
Once I find two more Witches, It's over for you Liches
Once I get the stitches, it’s over for you snitches.
January 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Once I find snitches, they're absolutely going to need stitches
This is what deeply sexist patriarchy looks like
January 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
This is what deeply sexist patriarchy looks like
You know who you are ❤️
Do you ever watch
The Echoed Reflections
Or shadows of self
In the world around you?
Things almost perfect
But not quite true?
Monk's words
Are almost my own
I seldom say
I love you
With earnestness
It is a thing reserved
For those I accept
As they are
Rather than
As I hope
That they may someday be
The Echoed Reflections
Or shadows of self
In the world around you?
Things almost perfect
But not quite true?
Monk's words
Are almost my own
I seldom say
I love you
With earnestness
It is a thing reserved
For those I accept
As they are
Rather than
As I hope
That they may someday be
I never say
I Love You
It is a deceitful phrase
with no fixed meaning
Words twisted into whatever
the speaker wants to mean
or whatever the listener
wants to hear
But I care for you
Adore you
Smile when I see you
Miss you when you're gone
Revel in your company
Wish for your joy
That will have to do.
I Love You
It is a deceitful phrase
with no fixed meaning
Words twisted into whatever
the speaker wants to mean
or whatever the listener
wants to hear
But I care for you
Adore you
Smile when I see you
Miss you when you're gone
Revel in your company
Wish for your joy
That will have to do.
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
You know who you are ❤️
Hello, I'm pulmonary embolisms
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Hello, I'm pulmonary embolisms
"Check out your new memory!"
*a photo of the miserable hospital food from back when you were last hospitalized from the first day in a five week hospital stay around week 3 when you could move under your own power*
What a lovely memory. Thanks, creepy cloud provider.
*a photo of the miserable hospital food from back when you were last hospitalized from the first day in a five week hospital stay around week 3 when you could move under your own power*
What a lovely memory. Thanks, creepy cloud provider.
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
"Check out your new memory!"
*a photo of the miserable hospital food from back when you were last hospitalized from the first day in a five week hospital stay around week 3 when you could move under your own power*
What a lovely memory. Thanks, creepy cloud provider.
*a photo of the miserable hospital food from back when you were last hospitalized from the first day in a five week hospital stay around week 3 when you could move under your own power*
What a lovely memory. Thanks, creepy cloud provider.
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Can we stop fucking means testing people?
If you’re still doing this, you are in fact an asshole.
People die from hunger, freezing to death, preventable diseases, and so much more.
Just be kind and help people without making them jump through hoops.
If you’re still doing this, you are in fact an asshole.
People die from hunger, freezing to death, preventable diseases, and so much more.
Just be kind and help people without making them jump through hoops.
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Can we stop fucking means testing people?
If you’re still doing this, you are in fact an asshole.
People die from hunger, freezing to death, preventable diseases, and so much more.
Just be kind and help people without making them jump through hoops.
If you’re still doing this, you are in fact an asshole.
People die from hunger, freezing to death, preventable diseases, and so much more.
Just be kind and help people without making them jump through hoops.
So, I'm about to have a bunch of LLM SlopBros come at me.
How's your day going?
How's your day going?
January 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
So, I'm about to have a bunch of LLM SlopBros come at me.
How's your day going?
How's your day going?
This is how it took over tech and this is how it will take over every other sector if we let it
Slowly realizing even my political friends who say they hate AI are using it to speed up tasks like email writing, formatting grant applications etc
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This is how it took over tech and this is how it will take over every other sector if we let it
Note to self: check more often if single use credit cards for subscriptions inadvertently lapsed. Rip.
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Note to self: check more often if single use credit cards for subscriptions inadvertently lapsed. Rip.