Mookie B. Blaylock
@thecomedyk.bsky.social
The Chevy Chase of Bethesda
Never wrong. Just early.
Never wrong. Just early.
Airports are a pedo fever dream. Pay hundreds of dollars to be overcharged for your only choice: Diet Pepsi.
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Airports are a pedo fever dream. Pay hundreds of dollars to be overcharged for your only choice: Diet Pepsi.
Its Christmas eve, not Christmas Steve!
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Its Christmas eve, not Christmas Steve!
Check the metadata. There’s a chance.
December 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Check the metadata. There’s a chance.
Why are these people obsessed with children’s genitals?
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Why are these people obsessed with children’s genitals?
There’s always juuuuust enough Democrats, isn’t there?
Shockingly, this bill would have failed were it not for the 3 Democrat defections.
Just now, a national trans healthcare felony ban for youth has passed the US House, with 10 year prison terms.
3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.
4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.
It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.
Story to come.
3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.
4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.
It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.
Story to come.
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
There’s always juuuuust enough Democrats, isn’t there?
It is embarrassing that this man still has a job.
A law firm is looking into the Michigan athletic department — including AD Warde Manuel — to find out if there was a coverup in Sherrone Moore scandal
Michigan AD Warde Manuel, athletic department under investigation into possible coverup
A law firm is looking into the Michigan athletic department — including AD Warde Manuel — to find out if there was a coverup in Sherrone Moore scandal
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December 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It is embarrassing that this man still has a job.
Tied (tied!) my first round fantasy playoff, but actually lost because the tiebreaker was yards gained. I’d be tilting off the planet if I didn’t expect things like this in hell.
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Tied (tied!) my first round fantasy playoff, but actually lost because the tiebreaker was yards gained. I’d be tilting off the planet if I didn’t expect things like this in hell.
Condolences to the reps bros
Commanders head coach Dan Quinn says the team informed QB Jayden Daniels that they are shutting him down for the final three games of the regular season.
It'll be Marcus Mariota the rest of the way for Washington.
It'll be Marcus Mariota the rest of the way for Washington.
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Condolences to the reps bros
This is how you deal with the micropenised.
Australian news reporting that the hero bystander here is named Ahmed al Ahmed. Muslim, father of two.
WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is how you deal with the micropenised.
They did John Cena dirty.
Sad that they didn’t put a picture of John Cena on this banner for his final match.
December 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
They did John Cena dirty.
Thursday football is AIDS
Mike Evans and Jalen McMillan are officially active tonight for the Bucs. Inactives: LB SirVocea Dennis, QB Connor Bazelak (3QB), CB Benjamin Morrison, S Tykee Smith, G Elijah Klein, TE Cade Otton and DL Elijah Simmons. Practice squad elevations: DB J.T. Gray and DL Adam Gotsis.
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Thursday football is AIDS
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Whatever spin you may hear from politicians, there are only two actual positions on healthcare. “Universal healthcare that covers everybody,” or “we must protect the huge industry of insurance middlemen making money off of it.”
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Whatever spin you may hear from politicians, there are only two actual positions on healthcare. “Universal healthcare that covers everybody,” or “we must protect the huge industry of insurance middlemen making money off of it.”
Over $10 for a bag of pita chips now. Elections matter.
December 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Over $10 for a bag of pita chips now. Elections matter.
Welp, at least hell is entertaining
Michigan announces that Sherrone Moore has been fired for cause & school found “credible evidence was found that Coach Moore engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a staff member.”
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Welp, at least hell is entertaining
The only question is how quickly this becomes an alt-right grift.
The Washington Post is launching a personalized AI podcast, saying users will be able to "shape their own briefing, select their topics, set their lengths, pick their hosts and soon even ask questions using our Ask The Post AI technology."
December 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The only question is how quickly this becomes an alt-right grift.
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Screenshotting this as a public service so no one who follows me has to hear Fallon's voice.
Given his reach and his reputation as America's harmless bedtime chuckle buddy, I'm really not sure there's a worse person in mass media. Just a cynical soulless hack.
Given his reach and his reputation as America's harmless bedtime chuckle buddy, I'm really not sure there's a worse person in mass media. Just a cynical soulless hack.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Screenshotting this as a public service so no one who follows me has to hear Fallon's voice.
Given his reach and his reputation as America's harmless bedtime chuckle buddy, I'm really not sure there's a worse person in mass media. Just a cynical soulless hack.
Given his reach and his reputation as America's harmless bedtime chuckle buddy, I'm really not sure there's a worse person in mass media. Just a cynical soulless hack.
Nothing gives a Billy a harder microboner than making the poors commute early in the morning in freezing temps.
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Nothing gives a Billy a harder microboner than making the poors commute early in the morning in freezing temps.
Fuck you Jobu, I do it myself
3 God Night. Print the shirts!
Starting Amon Ra St. Brown, Addonai Mitchell, and Emeka Egbuka. Could be the godliest WR room ever.
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Fuck you Jobu, I do it myself
Quinn is about to ruin Jayden’s career
Jayden Daniels: Coach Dan Quinn noted Monday that Daniels is "sore" following Week 14 action, but added that there are no "long-term concerns" with the QB's left (non-throwing) elbow, Nicki Jhabvala of The Washington Post reports. https://x.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1998129699579658263
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Jayden Daniels: Coach Dan Quinn noted Monday that Daniels is "sore" following Week 14 action, but added that there are no "long-term concerns" with the QB's left (non-throwing) elbow, Nicki Jhabvala of The Washington Post reports. https://x.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1998129699579658263
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December 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Quinn is about to ruin Jayden’s career
Does this open the door for the final 1 year NY Giants Kelce part of the Swift deal?
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Does this open the door for the final 1 year NY Giants Kelce part of the Swift deal?
Sad that they didn’t put a picture of John Cena on this banner for his final match.
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sad that they didn’t put a picture of John Cena on this banner for his final match.
lmao they put the World Cup in America and now it's got commercial breaks.
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
How’s going, Reps bros?
UPDATE: Jayden Daniels (left elbow) is QUESTIONABLE to return.
Marcus Mariota is in the game for the Commanders.
Marcus Mariota is in the game for the Commanders.
‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️
Jayden Daniels (left arm) is headed to the medical tent
Jayden Daniels (left arm) is headed to the medical tent
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
How’s going, Reps bros?