Mookie B. Blaylock
@thecomedyk.bsky.social
The Chevy Chase of Bethesda
Never wrong. Just early.
Never wrong. Just early.
Over $10 for a bag of pita chips now. Elections matter.
December 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Over $10 for a bag of pita chips now. Elections matter.
Sad that they didn’t put a picture of John Cena on this banner for his final match.
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sad that they didn’t put a picture of John Cena on this banner for his final match.
Starting Amon Ra St. Brown, Addonai Mitchell, and Emeka Egbuka. Could be the godliest WR room ever.
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Starting Amon Ra St. Brown, Addonai Mitchell, and Emeka Egbuka. Could be the godliest WR room ever.
Who knew Jim Henson got down with the monster cereals?
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Who knew Jim Henson got down with the monster cereals?
You had me at hello. You had me at hello.
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You had me at hello. You had me at hello.
Trumpflation is wild
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Trumpflation is wild
These corners ain’t what?
September 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
These corners ain’t what?
Eggy don’t play
September 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Eggy don’t play
The industry plant is back!!!
September 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The industry plant is back!!!
Eggy don’t what?
September 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Eggy don’t what?
Shout out to UPS primary hub 1 Joh Avenue. #TouchingPitches
August 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Shout out to UPS primary hub 1 Joh Avenue. #TouchingPitches
Shout out to Bert Kreischer in his new falconry career
August 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Shout out to Bert Kreischer in his new falconry career
August 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Can we all acknowledge that these last nowhere near 13 years?
July 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can we all acknowledge that these last nowhere near 13 years?
June 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM