Cynical Capricorn
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Cynical Capricorn
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fueled by spite, sustained by prozac, and living solely to keep my judgmental dog happy.
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April 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.
February 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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"I'm your Uncle. Sam." (Jackson, that is.)

Kendrick Lamar #SuperBowl halftime show
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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i think kendrick is president now?
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Needed this so much right now. I just called out the fact that Kendrick Lamar carried that red, white, and blue theme through. He owned it!

My fam knew what that meant.

THEY don’t want us here, but they do not own the flag. “Not Like Us”
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Samuel L. Jackson as a stern Uncle Sam.
Black dancers in formations of red, white and blue.
40 acres and a mule.

I need to watch the Kendrick breakdown videos to see what I missed.
a woman is sitting on a couch holding a clipboard and saying `` okay , alright '' .
Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch holding a clipboard and saying `` okay , alright '' .
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February 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Don't be sorry, HOE be CAREFULLL
a man wearing sunglasses and a red shirt is standing next to a woman .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a red shirt is standing next to a woman .
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November 28, 2024 at 1:05 AM
November 27, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Everyone in hip hop to Drake right now
November 26, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Jimmy Kimmel just DESTROYED Donald Trump’s entire administration. 🤣
November 25, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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We’re not going back.
November 24, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Beautifully said. 💕
🔥 🗣️STURGILL SIMPSON: “This toxic patriarchal energy is an age coming to an end… that energy is clawing for its survival bc it knows it’s dying. We’re heading to something beautiful, we just have to go through some dark shit first. So love everybody.” (H/T @wutangforchildren.bsky.social )
November 25, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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My other hot take is, instead of spending 10 billion to terraform Mars they could undo the damage from deforestation and clean the oceans here on Earth
a woman walking down a hallway with yellow lockers and a sign on the wall that says ' e '
ALT: a woman walking down a hallway with yellow lockers and a sign on the wall that says ' e '
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November 23, 2024 at 7:32 AM
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Supporting all of these 💛

LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine ☮︎
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Indigenous People 🫶
Women’s Rights 💖
Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Autism Awareness ♾
Disability Awareness 🏥
November 22, 2024 at 11:09 AM
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I get on the internets to laugh, learn and connect.
November 22, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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As long as everyone washes their hands, I’m good.
November 22, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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Yup.
November 23, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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Not liking Kendrick Lamar is a bright red flag. And I’m not sorry, idiot!
November 22, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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Kendrick said don't let no white comedian talk about Black women and that's LAW, y'all need to take heeeeeeeed
November 22, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM