Shantae
@shantaeb.bsky.social
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Shantae
@shantaeb.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Not liking Kendrick Lamar is a bright red flag. And I’m not sorry, idiot!
Me showing up to get my headshots taken wearing yoga clothes and a blazer. 💀
June 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me showing up to get my headshots taken wearing yoga clothes and a blazer. 💀
Amazon selling cars now?
June 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Amazon selling cars now?
I’m here to bring calmness and laughter to everyone’s lives.
June 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m here to bring calmness and laughter to everyone’s lives.
I’m at the point in my life where I’m about to stop going to medical facilities that require patients to pay for parking.
June 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m at the point in my life where I’m about to stop going to medical facilities that require patients to pay for parking.
I saw a Waymo van in the wild today. I’m scared for humanity.
June 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I saw a Waymo van in the wild today. I’m scared for humanity.
I’m 30+ years old. I do not enjoy being in loud, hot, or crowded environments.
June 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’m 30+ years old. I do not enjoy being in loud, hot, or crowded environments.
I’ve been on Instagram down-voting all the dumb ass comments. People are truly idiotic. Bring back common sense!
June 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’ve been on Instagram down-voting all the dumb ass comments. People are truly idiotic. Bring back common sense!
My design partner just taught me how to use illustrator for times I need urgent campaign assets. I’m officially a full-stack marketer. Stock going up.
a bald man with a beard is wearing a black jacket and talking to someone .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is wearing a black jacket and talking to someone .
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My design partner just taught me how to use illustrator for times I need urgent campaign assets. I’m officially a full-stack marketer. Stock going up.
Feeling overly thankful today.
June 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Feeling overly thankful today.
Omg. I have less than 6 months left. 😩
I’m meeting the love of my life in 2025.
June 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Omg. I have less than 6 months left. 😩
The chaos in a Chick Fil A parking lot when everyone’s trying to order breakfast by 10:30am..:
June 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The chaos in a Chick Fil A parking lot when everyone’s trying to order breakfast by 10:30am..:
My credit card bill was so high this month, I gotta sit down for the rest of the year. Do not invite me to do anything other than going for a walk.
June 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My credit card bill was so high this month, I gotta sit down for the rest of the year. Do not invite me to do anything other than going for a walk.
As soon as I open my notes and start documenting my thoughts on a person or situation just know we have a problem.
June 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
As soon as I open my notes and start documenting my thoughts on a person or situation just know we have a problem.
Apple Music has the worst shuffle of all time.
June 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Apple Music has the worst shuffle of all time.
Imagine all of the problems that could be solved with clear and respectful communication.
June 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Imagine all of the problems that could be solved with clear and respectful communication.
Me to ChatGPT: Hi Chat.
ChatGPT to me: Hi love.
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ChatGPT to me: Hi love.
💀
June 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Me to ChatGPT: Hi Chat.
ChatGPT to me: Hi love.
💀
ChatGPT to me: Hi love.
💀
What pre-workout are yall using? I’m starting to feel like I need a little bit of crack to keep going. Lol
June 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What pre-workout are yall using? I’m starting to feel like I need a little bit of crack to keep going. Lol
I think it’s deceiving when celebrities/influencers receive dermatological and cosmetic treatment for years then launch a skincare business.
June 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I think it’s deceiving when celebrities/influencers receive dermatological and cosmetic treatment for years then launch a skincare business.
The fastest way to tick me off is to give me an automated robot when I call to speak to a human being. Ai is not the solution to everything. I’m tired of having to repeat my question 5x and scream “customer service representative!”
June 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The fastest way to tick me off is to give me an automated robot when I call to speak to a human being. Ai is not the solution to everything. I’m tired of having to repeat my question 5x and scream “customer service representative!”
I could never turn my back on Waffle House.
June 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I could never turn my back on Waffle House.
I’m selling 1 ticket to Beyoncé Cowboy Carter Tour in Atlanta for $500. Section 123, Row 19. 🤠
June 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’m selling 1 ticket to Beyoncé Cowboy Carter Tour in Atlanta for $500. Section 123, Row 19. 🤠
It was just snowing in Atlanta last week and my neighbors were laying out at the pool today. #climatecrisis
February 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It was just snowing in Atlanta last week and my neighbors were laying out at the pool today. #climatecrisis
I’d vote for the Black lady in Pakistan for president of the US before I ever vote for our current administration. Lol
February 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’d vote for the Black lady in Pakistan for president of the US before I ever vote for our current administration. Lol
I wonder how all the “I’m not voting for the lesser of two evils” people feel now.
February 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I wonder how all the “I’m not voting for the lesser of two evils” people feel now.
Ima be so salty if I lost my Elisa Johnson glasses after the day I had yesterday. Please let them pop up!
February 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Ima be so salty if I lost my Elisa Johnson glasses after the day I had yesterday. Please let them pop up!