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After another night of parties at his Palm Beach country club followed by a second round of golf, Emperor Nero J. Trump Caligula will return to DC to resume work on his gilded $350 million ballroom.
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
We’re gonna hold hands…I think ❤️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPHa...
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August 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
America is broken.
Kid Rock is now in the White House.

Anyone who voted for this should be fucking embarrassed.
March 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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I will never forgive his voters for pushing this fucking face into our lives for another four years. Nauseating.
March 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
No need to go through Congress to get rid of the DOE…just make it irrelevant. Linda McMahon and Kelly Loeffler are rotten, out-of-touch billionaires. Good job Americans.
www.npr.org/2025/03/21/n...
Trump says Education Department will no longer oversee student loans, 'special needs'
The president said federal student loans would move to the Small Business Administration, and hinted that the Department of Health and Human Services would take over special education oversight.
www.npr.org
March 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrL_...
House of Pain - Jump Around (Official Music Video) [HD]
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March 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!
March 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Trump is STILL - RIGHT NOW - tweeting about Tesla. He's spent more time protecting the richest man in the world's profits than he has protecting healthcare, education, jobs, or veterans in the last 6 weeks as president.
March 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
March 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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As with Orwell, there's a reason people are constantly quoting and referencing this.

www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43290/...
The Second Coming
Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and eve...
www.poetryfoundation.org
March 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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We've fallen so far. Straight up fucking commercials in front of the Whitehouse.
March 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Absolutely astounding corruption.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Mar 4
SCOOP: Business leaders are paying as much as $5,000,000 to meet one-on-one with President Donald Trump at his Florida compound, sources tell WIRED, while others are paying $1,000,000 apiece to dine with him in a group setting.
People Are Paying Millions to Dine With Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago
Business leaders are paying as much as $5,000,000 to meet one-on-one with the president at his Florida compound, sources tell WIRED, while others are paying $1,000,000 apiece to dine with him in a…
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March 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Trump said USA doesn’t need 🇨🇦 lumber because… checks notes… he signed an executive order to clear cut 208 million acres of protected National Parks and Forests. Instead of Yosemite, go see your forests at Home Depot I suppose
March 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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While you weren't looking, Trump rolled back Biden's ethics rules prohibiting executive branch employees from accepting major gifts from lobbyists.

So much for "drain the swamp."
Trump has canceled Biden's ethics rules. Critics call it the opposite of 'drain the swamp'
Donald Trump took office eight years ago pledging to “drain the swamp” of the dominance of Washington influence peddlers.
apnews.com
February 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
2 months ago:

If the FBI came to my door: Come on in. How can I help you? Want coffee?

Now:

If the FBI comes to my door: Fuck off or my Pitty will eat your fucking face.

Weird how that happened.
February 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
@cbs you should cancel all of your FBI shows.
February 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Terrifying. The real reason behind Trump’s executive order eliminating San Francisco’s Presido Trust.
The broligarchs have a vision for the new Trump term. It’s darker than you think.
The real reason Musk, Zuckerberg, and Bezos are supporting Trump.
www.vox.com
February 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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February 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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As companies shell out big bucks for Super Bowl commercials, remember that many said they were forced to raise prices due to inflation.

Also remember that average profit margins in nearly every sector in the S&P 500 are running near or above 10-year highs.

Hello???
February 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Show the NFL you’re paying attention. Don’t watch the Super Bowl—make the ratings tank. Instead, listen on the radio. Money talks, and so do numbers. Stand against those who bend the knee to fascism. Tune out, speak up, and hit them where it counts. #BoycottNFL #TurnItOff #ListenDontWatch
February 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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almost every single word that Sen. John Kennedy says about Dr. Fauci and covid in this clip is false. It's remarkable how Trumpers have concocted a completely fictional history of the pandemic.
January 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Bragg was only honored with a base naming because they needed (1) someone from North Carolina (2) with a short last name.

That's it!

www.washingtonpost.com/history/2023...
Who was Fort Bragg named after? The South’s worst, most hated general.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis say they would restore the Fort Bragg name if elected. Its namesake was a “merciless tyrant” who helped lose the Civil War.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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All the glory to God.
January 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM