The Best Captain
@thebestcapt.bsky.social
He’s a woman, right? Don’t give a shit but he’s very womanly looking.
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He’s a woman, right? Don’t give a shit but he’s very womanly looking.
Weird tho. If you hang with peeps that have the same expensive shit, the cool purse, the best boat, the hottest child sex slaves…gets boring, right? It’s all about boasting about your depravity.
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Weird tho. If you hang with peeps that have the same expensive shit, the cool purse, the best boat, the hottest child sex slaves…gets boring, right? It’s all about boasting about your depravity.
They’re cows. Not steaks. Cows are amazing and funny and cool. Stop eating cows.
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
They’re cows. Not steaks. Cows are amazing and funny and cool. Stop eating cows.
Keep em dumb, fat and, erm, dumb winning
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Keep em dumb, fat and, erm, dumb winning
So much fake hair
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
So much fake hair
Funny how the news is only talking about the end of the shutdown. “Trump Ends Shutdown” MAGA is gleeful.
Coordination of releasing news is a thing. Hate that Dems are complicit.
Coordination of releasing news is a thing. Hate that Dems are complicit.
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Funny how the news is only talking about the end of the shutdown. “Trump Ends Shutdown” MAGA is gleeful.
Coordination of releasing news is a thing. Hate that Dems are complicit.
Coordination of releasing news is a thing. Hate that Dems are complicit.
This pic makes me nauseous
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
This pic makes me nauseous
Gotta prop up their guy. If he’s a pedo and fucked up economy (again) it’s, like, super bad.
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Gotta prop up their guy. If he’s a pedo and fucked up economy (again) it’s, like, super bad.
jfc. wtf. whatever.
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
jfc. wtf. whatever.
Yep. He’s very proud of his marble and gold. Such a sleazy fuck.
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Yep. He’s very proud of his marble and gold. Such a sleazy fuck.
Trump pardons are like candy when you’re guilty af and have some cash on hand. good times for criminals.
god bless america
god bless america
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Trump pardons are like candy when you’re guilty af and have some cash on hand. good times for criminals.
god bless america
god bless america
I mean, cool…Argentina might need an EXTRA $40 BILLION. and we def need a White House ballroom so the billionaire pedophiles have a place to gather.
let’s let Americans starve. the fuck are we even doing? disgusting and disgraceful. wtf.
let’s let Americans starve. the fuck are we even doing? disgusting and disgraceful. wtf.
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I mean, cool…Argentina might need an EXTRA $40 BILLION. and we def need a White House ballroom so the billionaire pedophiles have a place to gather.
let’s let Americans starve. the fuck are we even doing? disgusting and disgraceful. wtf.
let’s let Americans starve. the fuck are we even doing? disgusting and disgraceful. wtf.
We thought we wouldn't like it…holy fuck, we were wrong. Brilliant.
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
We thought we wouldn't like it…holy fuck, we were wrong. Brilliant.
the fuck. Cornell. Great school. we’re so fucked.
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
the fuck. Cornell. Great school. we’re so fucked.
This fuckin loser
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This fuckin loser
Wonder if it’s the gestapo or the price of eggs or the lack of jobs or the pedophilia it’s a mystery
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Wonder if it’s the gestapo or the price of eggs or the lack of jobs or the pedophilia it’s a mystery
This seems not good
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This seems not good
Epstein Island 2.0 but with younger kids and cool meta glasses and stuff
“However, Zuckerberg family spokesperson Brian Baker tells WIRED that the school didn’t close, per se. It simply moved. It’s not clear where it is now located, or whether the school is operating under a different name.”
“However, Zuckerberg family spokesperson Brian Baker tells WIRED that the school didn’t close, per se. It simply moved. It’s not clear where it is now located, or whether the school is operating under a different name.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Epstein Island 2.0 but with younger kids and cool meta glasses and stuff
“However, Zuckerberg family spokesperson Brian Baker tells WIRED that the school didn’t close, per se. It simply moved. It’s not clear where it is now located, or whether the school is operating under a different name.”
“However, Zuckerberg family spokesperson Brian Baker tells WIRED that the school didn’t close, per se. It simply moved. It’s not clear where it is now located, or whether the school is operating under a different name.”
Prob why Andy “I def killed my wife” Harris sent out a bunch of lame emails. Hahaha
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Prob why Andy “I def killed my wife” Harris sent out a bunch of lame emails. Hahaha
Ooohhh, thx! Didn’t see that!
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Ooohhh, thx! Didn’t see that!
Yeah, here in Maryland we’re pumped that Wes is getting a commission together but honestly it ain’t gonna happen. Ugh.
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Yeah, here in Maryland we’re pumped that Wes is getting a commission together but honestly it ain’t gonna happen. Ugh.