Mario Kart Garfunkel
@thatsamorey.bsky.social
The world’s gonna kick you either way
Super Bowl attendee trying desperately to watch the TPUSA halftime show, unable to hear his phone over the Bad Bunny performance
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Super Bowl attendee trying desperately to watch the TPUSA halftime show, unable to hear his phone over the Bad Bunny performance
Football… the Great American Asstime…
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Football… the Great American Asstime…
The only “Fanduel” I care about is when another “fan” of Yu-Gi-Oh challenges me to a “duel”
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
The only “Fanduel” I care about is when another “fan” of Yu-Gi-Oh challenges me to a “duel”
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Instead of spending all your money on “Draft Kings,” you should focus on finishing your “rough draft, kings”
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Instead of spending all your money on “Draft Kings,” you should focus on finishing your “rough draft, kings”
Hey sports betters, what are the odds of JD Vance making a Superb Owl post today
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Hey sports betters, what are the odds of JD Vance making a Superb Owl post today
(tune of “Love Me Like You Do”)
Butt pee diaper poo
Butt butt butt pee diaper poo
Butt pee diaper poo
Butt butt butt pee diaper poo
February 6, 2026 at 10:51 PM
(tune of “Love Me Like You Do”)
Butt pee diaper poo
Butt butt butt pee diaper poo
Butt pee diaper poo
Butt butt butt pee diaper poo
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somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
There are no words to describe what the groundhog saw today. “Winter doesn’t matter,” said the rodent when asked for comment.
February 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
There are no words to describe what the groundhog saw today. “Winter doesn’t matter,” said the rodent when asked for comment.
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[me, losing my mind]
ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ALL DAY LONG, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE. ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ALL DAY LONG, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE.
ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ALL DAY LONG, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE. ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ALL DAY LONG, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE.
January 30, 2026 at 5:09 PM
[me, losing my mind]
ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ALL DAY LONG, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE. ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ALL DAY LONG, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE.
ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ALL DAY LONG, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE. ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE, ALL DAY LONG, ON THE CHAISE LONGUE.
The three commas in the logo ahahahahhahahaha you are not serious people
There isn't some fixed pie of wealth that billionaires are monopolizing. People who found companies create new wealth, and capture only a slice of that. Imagine how much poorer we would be if iPhones, Google, Uber, Spotify, or mRNA vaccines did not exist. Even Bluesky was created by a billionaire!
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 AM
The three commas in the logo ahahahahhahahaha you are not serious people
Not the worst thing here, but it’s especially irritating that the every email Epstein sent to people was like
so who are u brigig wehn yuo come bakc 2 my islnad ?..
so who are u brigig wehn yuo come bakc 2 my islnad ?..
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Not the worst thing here, but it’s especially irritating that the every email Epstein sent to people was like
so who are u brigig wehn yuo come bakc 2 my islnad ?..
so who are u brigig wehn yuo come bakc 2 my islnad ?..
So who plays Ghislaine in the Melania movie?
January 31, 2026 at 1:16 AM
So who plays Ghislaine in the Melania movie?
It’s wild how they tried to “he was no angel” Alex Pretti by showing him get harassed by ICE a week before he died
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
It’s wild how they tried to “he was no angel” Alex Pretti by showing him get harassed by ICE a week before he died
Dems won’t save us. It’s literally just us.
January 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Dems won’t save us. It’s literally just us.
I know FB news comment sections aren’t the best places to go for intelligent discourse but this has to be the perfect distillation of the MAGA mindset.
January 28, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I know FB news comment sections aren’t the best places to go for intelligent discourse but this has to be the perfect distillation of the MAGA mindset.
Do any of the Dems actually have to listen to Schumer? Like, can they just say, “I think you’re wrong on this one grandpa”? He is viscous sludge on the vehicles of progress.
January 27, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Do any of the Dems actually have to listen to Schumer? Like, can they just say, “I think you’re wrong on this one grandpa”? He is viscous sludge on the vehicles of progress.
Walk Hard is still hilarious, if anyone was wondering
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Walk Hard is still hilarious, if anyone was wondering
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Graham Linehan proves the point that trans liberationists have been saying from the start:
If you'll permit dehumanising and stripping the rights of trans people, you will dehumanise and strip the rights of anyone on a long enough timeline.
If you'll permit dehumanising and stripping the rights of trans people, you will dehumanise and strip the rights of anyone on a long enough timeline.
This is exactly the same playbook Graham Linehan uses against trans people, where defending trans rights is cast as defending "rape" and "paedophilia." He uses "rape" and "paedophilia" as punchlines, and, therefore, all of his hate speech and advocation for violence against his enemies is justified.
January 26, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Graham Linehan proves the point that trans liberationists have been saying from the start:
If you'll permit dehumanising and stripping the rights of trans people, you will dehumanise and strip the rights of anyone on a long enough timeline.
If you'll permit dehumanising and stripping the rights of trans people, you will dehumanise and strip the rights of anyone on a long enough timeline.
By the powers vested in me as a high school English teacher, I give this statement an F, Mr. President.
January 26, 2026 at 12:50 AM
By the powers vested in me as a high school English teacher, I give this statement an F, Mr. President.
All this snow has me saying “fuck ice” for two different reasons
January 25, 2026 at 7:33 PM
All this snow has me saying “fuck ice” for two different reasons
JD Vance cooking up a big lie, practicing his smarmy delivery in the mirror. Asking Usha if he sounds “presidential” enough.
January 24, 2026 at 11:53 PM
JD Vance cooking up a big lie, practicing his smarmy delivery in the mirror. Asking Usha if he sounds “presidential” enough.
This is the mindset that’s been bred by decades of caving in to conservative rhetoric on immigration. ICE’s power was given over willingly by people who have been led to believe they need protection from immigrants.
January 24, 2026 at 10:47 PM
This is the mindset that’s been bred by decades of caving in to conservative rhetoric on immigration. ICE’s power was given over willingly by people who have been led to believe they need protection from immigrants.
Lots of demands for Dems, but like… what do I do in a solidly Republican-controlled state
January 24, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Lots of demands for Dems, but like… what do I do in a solidly Republican-controlled state