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Mario Kart Garfunkel
@thatsamorey.bsky.social
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The world’s gonna kick you either way
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This is happening to me for real but it’s 67
Poster for the Jim Carrey film THE NUMBER 23
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Yellow text on blue field: I DID IT ALL for The Nookie
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I saw a former student share this image on FB and man… nothing feels so bleak
Picture of an ICE agent clad in military gear holding an unarmed woman by her backpack. Caption above the image reads, “The sheer terror in this Portland woman's eyes as she is held accountable for her actions for the first time in her life.”
October 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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There are a million reasons why this is post is heinous—the open threat on an American city chief among them—but allow me to add this minor complaint:

YOU’RE the one who called it the Department of War! It’s not just called that! These are the stupidest fucking fascists running out government!
Screenshot of a post from Truth Social Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 'I love the smell of deportations in the morning...’ Chicago about to find out why it's called the Department of WAR 🚁🚁🚁
September 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I’ll keep you my dirty little secret
Don’t tell anyone or you’ll be
Just another egret
September 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Oh, don’t mind me I’m watching YouTube from the closet,
Wishing to be the Mr. in your Beast
Fallout Boy frontman Patrick Stump, from the music video for “Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down”
August 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Low-res security footage of a man in a red shirt. Caption on pic says, “AI Enhanced.” The man’s face has indeed been “enhanced” to look like a half-melted Johnny Depp mask.
August 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Nothing like winning match after match with this derpy smiley guy
Magcargo card from Pokemon TCG Pocket. STAGE 1 Magcargo Evolves from Slugma HP 120 (Fr) NO. 0219 Lava Pokémon HT: 2'T WT: 121.3 lbs. (Fr) (C) Spurt Fire 1 other Pokémon (either yours or your opponent's) is chosen at random 3 times. For each time a Pokémon was chosen, do 50 damage to it. weakness (W) +20 illus. Shigenori Negishi retreat (C) (C) Its brittle shell occasionally spouts intense flames that circulate throughout its body.
August 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Low-angle shot of Javert in LES MISERABLES (2012) looking over the edge of a bridge
August 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Ask and ye shall receive
WHO WOULD WIN? Diagram Left side has Jeffrey Epstein’s mug shot with the caption, “World’s most infamous sex-trafficking pedophile with connections to multiple world leaders.” The right side has the highlighted footage from CBS’s analysis of the Epstein tapes and the caption, “Some kind of orange shape.” (Context: look up the anprim orange shape meme)
July 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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In case you needed to hear it
July 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I keep seeing FB friends post this and it makes my soul curdle.
Ask ChatGPT the following question: "With all the data you have collected about me tell me who l am at my core and don't sugarcoat your response." Mine is in the comments.
July 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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I hate this stupid cow metaphor so much
What appears to be a cutting of a newspaper or magazine. The date 12-4-2002 is handwritten atop the cutting. The print reads as follows: Dear Ann: I am an English teacher, and my students are reading George Orwell's "1984." I am having a difficult time explaining communism, socialism and fascism without giving a time-consuming history lesson. I recall you printed a humorous explanation of these concepts using cows. Will you please print it again? I'm sure it will kick-start a lively class discussion. A Teacher in Mississippi It's an "oldie," but a "goldie." Here it is: -ISMS Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some milk. Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it. Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows. Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow. Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one, buy a bull.
July 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I’d like to see Repubs lose control of Congress, too, but man, we have gotta start dreaming bigger.
Gentleman outside holding up a sign that says PROJECT 2026. Below the words are layouts of blue and red dots repeating the House of Representatives and the Senate, both showing a majority of blue dots.
June 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Looks like you still haven’t picked a profile pic for this site. May I make a suggestion?
A McGriddle
June 9, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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This is how much it costs to live comfortably in Missouri??? Lmfao get tf outta here
June 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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2. Favorite character: I’m going with Lyn (Fire Emblem). She has such a perfectly compelling arc for the first part of a game, and parting with her is still one of the most bittersweet moments I’ve ever felt in a game.
Image of the character Lyn from the game Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade.
June 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I agree with Trump in that One Big, Beautiful Bill would fix America
An enemy from the Mario games, initials BB
May 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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“Do I look like I’ll be using the mobile app today?”
Frame from King of the Hill where Hank Hill says, “Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?”
May 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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*meets JD Vance once*
The “guess I’ll die” meme. Old white guy in a red long-sleeve shirt shrugging. “Guess I’ll die” is super-imposed on the image.
April 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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This probably goes hard if you’re stupid and/or a narcissist
April 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Is there a name for this kind of Facebook post? Overly defensive of something nobody was questioning in the first place?
Screenshot of a Facebook post with a picture of a SpongeBob screaming. The caption is, “AGE OF CONSENT MEANS WHEN YOU CAN CONSENT TO INTERCOURSE! IT DOES NOT MEAN AN ADULT CAN GET WITH A MINOR!!! IT MEANS TWO 16 YEAR OLDS CAN LAY WITH EACH OTHER NOT A 30 YEAR OLD AND A 16 YEAR OLD THAT IS ILLEGAL AN ADULT CANNOT GET WITH A MINOR”
March 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I think I pulled me one of them there “god packs”
March 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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February 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM