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Mere
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Silly jokes and baseball ⚾ (Orioles and Mariners) and football 🏈 (Ravens and Seahawks) and romance novels and oversharing/anxiety.

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Every cishet man should be required to read at least three (3) romance novels.

I'm confident that a bunch of them would secretly love it because I saw how the football podcast men talked about Taylor and Travis. ("What if he proposed at the Superb*wl wouldn't that be great?" Adorbs)
It's so beautiful 🥹
Adley Rutschman barrels a pitch from Dietrich Enns to the base of the left-center wall
February 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Oh my God, this woman PLAYED THE GAME
Okay but she posted on Reddit after the broadcast that she realized partway through Double Jeopardy that this was her only way to win, and started deliberately picking clues/buzzing in to maximize the odds that they would be tied going into Final. Absolute galaxy brain.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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forgot the most important of the genre
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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i think they should be able to hold hands at first base
Pete Alonso doing drills with Ryan Mountcastle and quietly singing along to Blink-182’s “I Miss You.” #orioles
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I fuckin love this guy
“Are you able to comment on Bassitt yet?”

Craig Albernaz: “Huh?”

“Bassitt, are you able to comment?”

Albernaz: “Who?”

He smirked. The deal isn’t officially announced yet
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
At 37:47, Coop is like "ok buddy, I love you too, but we've got to go celebrate, so you've got to let me go now"

And Jax is like "NO I LOVE YOU"

youtu.be/h0nQr3TCLYc?...
Super Bowl LX Mic'd Up! "We need that ball fellas…I’m gonna get it" | Game Day All Access
YouTube video by NFL
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February 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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"Dress up as your culture" day is tricky because my kids' school is very international. You can't claim Italian when you're 4th generation and there are kids in your class born in Italy. My solution: Mets gear. Your culture is "Mets fan," kids, in more ways than you yet understand, and I'm sorry.
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Oh great, right *after* I move out of the immediate blast zone!
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Signing an old pitcher that makes all of us go "wait, huh??" right as spring training starts: apparently a Mike Elias specialty
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
That Alonso signing is looking better by the minute
Tyler Wells on moving on from '25: “Pete [Alonso] has said it many times. There is, in a sense, a new Oriole Way, and a lot of that is looking into the future and being very aware of what we’re capable of and really homing in on that. I think that’s the direction we want to go.”
February 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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The first live AB (that we have seen) of spring puts Dean Kremer against Samuel Basallo. A first-pitch groundout for Basallo. Baseball is underway
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Since pitchers and catchers reported today, it seems like a good day to plug a list of people who post about the Orioles!

bsky.app/profile/did:...
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
An alternate version of this joke was that the time of monsters was hockey season because I don't know how hockey works
The old world (football season) is dead and the new world (baseball season) struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters (spring training)
February 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Helmet spike for the king!
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
My favorite part of this photoset is how most of them have a bag or whatever for their gear or have it inside already.

And then there's Trev, with a loose pair of pants, belt, glove, cleats, street shoes, a football for some reason... I completely fell in love with him last year, let's go Trev!
A little something to make you smile
February 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
No pressure Shane
Craig Albernaz: "Shane Baz's upside is a Cy Young award winner."
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I'm home sick today and my goal is to drink literally gallons of tea and to be the best cat bed I can be
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The old world (football season) is dead and the new world (baseball season) struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters (spring training)
February 10, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Yay Superbowl touchdown we win

- Mama Emmanwori
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
SAMMY shouting out everyone 😭
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I'm kind of in shock. I'm so happy for all of them, so much, but I keep thinking about Coop and Tank the most
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM