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Link should look like the forgotten member of Hanson, or like he used to be on One Tree Hill. I will die on that hill.
I was skeptical when I first saw the initial photos of Benjamin Evan Aimsworth, but now looking at this, THIS is Link. Like, literally if you took Twilight Princess Link and had him come out of the screen. Its insane
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I don’t want to hear that mute lil gremlin speak a word, “HEEYYEEH” and break pots the whole movie.
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I loved The Running Man, to borrow a phrase from the director, it was “a nonstop, no-holds-barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride.” It’s not meant to win the Oscar for Picture of the year, but it’s a blast the whole way through, and re-watchable as hell.
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Is that topic just her defending pedophiles? Because this feels like it’s about the piece of shit defending pedophiles. Patton Oswalt, father of a daughter, did nothing wrong.
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.

1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Universal basic income for all Americans 18 and up should have started the moment the first cash register was automated, and truthfully, should have been implemented when manufacturing was sent overseas. Also, Jesus was Black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Patton Oswalt was right.
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
JD “Just make up the story” Vance is seen here, in its natural habitat, lying to protect its corporate masters.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Those leather strip belt hang down skirt things need to be brought into modern era fashion. I’d own 12 and would wear them constantly.
New look at Matt Damon as Odysseus in Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey'

(via Empire Magazine)
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Christianity in America doesn’t believe in Christ, it believes in Capitalism. In America, Christ is the shield and sword to defend and excuse shitty behaviors.
A woman on TikTok did a social experiment where she had sound effects of a crying baby and called up churches saying she ran out of formula and asked if the church would feed her starving baby.

Over 75% said no.

She'd then ask if they're a pro-life church at which point most hang up.
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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gm
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Call me tasteless, I don’t care, I kinda love the first one, will 100% be seated for the sequel.
The first trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here 🌟 Brie Larson and Benny Safdie join the voice cast as Rosalina and Bowser Jr.

In theaters April 2026.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Did a drawing of @realgdt.bsky.social's Frankenstein
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You just do a new one. It’s not that complicated.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sorry, what I meant to say was: Kim Davis can eat my entire ass, and a bag of dicks too.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kim Davis can eat my ass.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
They’re like a week away from having Sydney Sweeney record covers of the songs they want to use in their propaganda.
Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:

“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
November 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The smell wafting off trump’s decaying flesh straight up knocked a dude unconscious. Wild. That’s the face of a man who just dirtied his britches FOR SURE.
Rarely has a photo captured a leader more accurately.
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Batman: Whiskey on the rocks, hold the whiskey.

Bartender: So you just want ice?

Batman: Yes, JUSTICE!
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM