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@tesstevy.bsky.social
im tessa. 33yo she/they autistic ancom transfemme thing. sapphic/polyam. acab/blm/free 🍉. 🔞

i smooch too many girls to list in this bio but you know who you are 💜

gayme and fight trash idk
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throwing this up for the pin but if any of you ever feel like supporting me i got a ko-fi link right here. i charge canadian dollars too so it’s cheap to help me if you’re a yank or a euro ko-fi.com/tesstevy
Buy that girlthing tessa a Coffee
Become a supporter of that girlthing tessa today!
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Friend's next weekly hotel pay is nearing among other things for me, can we get to 80% today if possible? boosting and donations of any amount is very welcome

ko-fi.com/arrietty/goa...
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Become a supporter of Arrietty today!
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January 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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After I watched ReBoot I started blowing weed smoke into my PC to hot box all the little computer people inside
January 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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I can't say what I want to say so I'll just say this.
Impeachment and removal is the bare minimum here, but probably too much to ask of this shitty fucking country.
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
if i ever see mark carney try to negotiate a trade deal with that fuck again i’m signing a recall petition immediately
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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An administration driven by greed, cruelty, and frankly a sort of empty-hearted boredom. The death of innocents so they can beat their chests and line their already fat wallets.

Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.
BREAKING: Venezuela’s government has accused the US of launching attacks on civilian and military installations across several states, rejecting what it described as a "military aggression," according to an official statement.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/p3fqh2
January 3, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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"objective: survive" is 2025-coded, 2026 is the year of "objective: thrive"
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
fuck sake, man
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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do not fedpost. fedposts are the mind killer. fedposts are the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fedposts. I will permit them to pass over me and through me.
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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the US is a fucking terrible empire and i so cannot wait for the day it collaspes. fuck this evil demonic country
January 3, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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Only award show that matters
@mega64official.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
PEAK IS FREE ON YOUTUBE I REPEAT PEAK IS FREE ON YOUTUBE youtu.be/rWG0bi0AQYA
MVP: MOST VALUABLE PRIMATE - Official Movie
YouTube video by Air Bud TV
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
im gay for girls...
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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YOU HAVE TO STAY ALIVE TO KISS WOMEN
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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I hate the very concept of debt and reciprocity. why is there money? and why did it make every human relationship feel like we need a balance sheet. we didn't evolve to having our feelings become numbers that induce guilt on worthy recipients. or something.
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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insulin should be free
January 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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If you've still been active on twitter in the last 18 months or so I will never forgive you
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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look what you fucking did
Pokemon - The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back
Frame 11914/13799
Caption: SQUIRTLE: Squirtle!

Timestamp: 01:04:13.226
January 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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ok I threw together a list and a tiny amount of words. I could only come up with 9 games. I'll probably think of another one immediately.

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GOTY 2025
games I liked in 2025! Some of them are older but I played them this year!
giantbomb.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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government investigation happening in the next 6 months
Limited Run Games Founder & CEO is Leaving Limited Run Games in March. https://ow.ly/1jUB50XQTVT
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
January 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Show: Digimon Adventure 02
Language: English
Country: United States
Version: Spliced Bread Productions
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM