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Tell your moms I’m coming over. Gojos favorite son. 🏀Knicks Vivi is the best boy.
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Michael Dell, a co-owner of the Spurs, is worth $50 billion.

Stop giving people like him more of your tax dollars!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Target really ain’t shit.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Dropping food prices to get us to buy back into Thanksgiving feels so evil, just make the food less expensive all the fucking time wtfff
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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The turtleneck sweater was affecting circulation to the brain.
Carl Thomas really was the worst kind of fuck buddy.

Why would you drive past that man house???

No couth. No self respect.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Aldi’s does 10 people for $40. This is 4 people for $20. Bad deal anyway
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Fuck man, fuck.
October 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Put some respect on One Piece’s name.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 5
Gen Z protesters from Indonesia and Nepal to Madagascar and Morocco, are rallying behind an unexpected banner: a grinning skull in a straw hat.
Why Gen Z protesters worldwide are flying an anime pirate flag
Gen Z protesters from Indonesia and Nepal to Madagascar and Morocco, are rallying behind an unexpected banner: a grinning skull in a straw hat.
n.pr
October 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Trump’s delusional if he thinks this ends with Bubba from Oklahoma landing a tech job. Tech firms will just move operations overseas to reach top-tier talent.

📌 After Trump slapped a $100K fee on new visas, several passengers bailed minutes before takeoff, afraid they couldn’t get back into the US.
September 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Now they will blame
Tylenol and Women
Journal of the American Medical Association, JAMA
has done extensive studies and says NO
September 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Victory Lap is an all time gym album.
September 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Target's CEO is stepping down after 11 years at the retailer as sales continue to plunge
Target’s CEO is stepping down as customers turn away | CNN Business
Target CEO Brian Cornell is stepping down after 11 years at the retailer, as the company faces slumping sales and backlash to its retreat on DEI.
www.cnn.com
August 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Let the whites have that.
Let’s abolish the use of “cock” in smutty romance novels.
August 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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The question is how does the US defend itself from an administration that is openly threatening states to defraud the US ?
August 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Giving the game (and Alaska) away... His brain is mush.
Trump: "It's embarrassing for me to be up here. I'm gonna see Putin. I'm going to Russia on Friday."
August 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The billionaire CEO of the third richest company on the planet gives the President an actual block of gold so his company is exempted from US Government tariffs. And the whole thing is broadcast live on TV.

Anyone who can't see what is happening to this country is unsalvageable at this point.
Tim Cook pathetically kisses Trump's ass by pretending him with a "24 karat gold" gift
August 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Yes. The language they used is "up to $50k" bonus which means it will never be $50k.

Same with "student loan forgiveness." The truth is that it's the "public service" forgiveness program that's available to all government employees (including teachers) and requires 10 years of service to qualify.
For one…i don’t trust anything that administration says. 50k signing bonus for joining ICE sounds unbelievable. This administration lies constantly and is notoriously stingy when it comes to helping regular citizens.
August 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Hideo Kojima presents Madden 27
August 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Thought car prices were expensive before.
August 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Tim Cook on his knees

Along with his integrity and his legacy

Shameful kissing the ring of fascism
How can you advocate for LGBTQ & climate change but grovel to this wannabe diCtator who willingly destroys trans lives
" Drill Baby Drill" as climate change is worsening

Tim Cook...A DISGRACE
Tim Cook gets up to the mic and starts gargling Trump hard
August 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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All new Universal films will include a disclaimer in the credits that their films ‘may not be used to train AI’

They’re going to be more aggressive with suing companies using their movies to train AI

(via THR)
August 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
She has no self respect for herself.
White man: “I thought your entire race was ugly until I met you”

Her: 🥰😍 “that’s sweet”

Girl have some dignity and look at road while you driving 😆😆
August 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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That shit looks like work, no thsnks.
Morality aside, cheating doesn't seem worth it.
August 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What kind of dystopian shit is this?
Muthafuckin printers, paper and ink have subscriptions. This shit sick 😂
August 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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