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b̲o̲n̲e̲l̲e̲s̲s̲ ̲s̲w̲a̲g̲u̲
@bigturtle87.bsky.social
📍312 | foodie | 30+ ♈️| engineer| 🗣️ yapper

Unprofessional wrestler

Almond Joy advocate
Never seen a nigga with a frontward wedgie until today.
Oh goodness! 🤦🏾‍♀️
September 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Pasta salad has entered the chat.
Poptarts I guess… 😂
September 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Radio show asked a question this morning. For one week, would you rather have zero access to your phone or your car?
September 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Rest sir
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Just now watching Smackdown. Holy shit Nia Jax jagged that match smh.
September 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
You get invited to a party/event. How long y’all looking for parking before you say “fuck it” and go back home?
September 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
An empty box of Boston Baked Beans
What is The Constitution at this point?
September 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Y'all don't know anyone's financial situation on here. Just accusing people of "begging" because you don't like them. Black unemployment is up over 7%. "We need community" but also "don't need community TOO much." Help or hush. You in the way.
September 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My humor
What is your favorite thing about you ?
September 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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And stop buying tickets to that lady’s book tour to fuck with her about Palestinians and DONATE THAT MONEY TO THEM DIRECTLY.
And ain’t nobody stanning Kamala but yall are beating a dead ass horse. Trump is turning those peoples homeland into a fucking strip mall but sure go fuck with the lady that’s on a book tour cause that’s really gonna help the people of Palestine.
September 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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And ain’t nobody stanning Kamala but yall are beating a dead ass horse. Trump is turning those peoples homeland into a fucking strip mall but sure go fuck with the lady that’s on a book tour cause that’s really gonna help the people of Palestine.
September 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It looks like a Thwomp from Mario Bros 😂
September 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sending a lengthy voice note and halfway through you look down and realize it stopped recording a minute ago.
September 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“I liked the end of that one song Ninja”
September 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
TAPS SIGN
September 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
message.
September 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
10 Things I Hate About You will always be near and dear to my heart.
a man in a blue jacket is walking down stairs
ALT: a man in a blue jacket is walking down stairs
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is insane.
TAKE HER DENTAL LICENSE NOW
September 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
September 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
One, but it’s the size of a cookie sheet.
How many dryer sheets ya’ll be using when you do laundry?

I really feel like two is the minimum for a small load … and you just go up from there

I like at least 4 in my sheets 😂
September 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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This week longer than Taylor Swift's back
September 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
How many Chipotle forks and napkins y’all got stored in the glove compartment?
September 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM