Teija
@teija.bsky.social
Perpetually tired and achy. Eldest daughter, introvert, writer, reader, and single-player game enthusiast. History MA: Modern Germany, Imperial Russia.
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Teija
@teija.bsky.social
· Aug 15
Pronunciation guide: it’s Tey-uh, rhymes with Leia, if you’re giving the J anything more than a glancing y sound you’re overemphasizing it, thank you for listening, now imma pin this post.
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DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do --
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do --
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
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you know what? good advice.
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
you know what? good advice.
someone with access to the hellsite ask its ai asslicker bot which broadway roles elon would best excel in please
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
someone with access to the hellsite ask its ai asslicker bot which broadway roles elon would best excel in please
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the thread just keeps getting better from here
this is easily the funniest way Elon has ever broken Grok, you can get it to choose him over anyone for anything in a hypothetical scenario
*anything*
this is easily the funniest way Elon has ever broken Grok, you can get it to choose him over anyone for anything in a hypothetical scenario
*anything*
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
the thread just keeps getting better from here
this is easily the funniest way Elon has ever broken Grok, you can get it to choose him over anyone for anything in a hypothetical scenario
*anything*
this is easily the funniest way Elon has ever broken Grok, you can get it to choose him over anyone for anything in a hypothetical scenario
*anything*
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Keep sharing your stories about ACA premiums expiring (or general insurance costs). This is a bipartisan issue. Let it radicalize you (if you aren't already). We can move Congress on this: 202-224-3121
KEEP SHARING YOUR STORIES about increased ACA premiums due to the disappearance of subsidies. The stories clearly are having an impact, they help people feel less helpless, and they create solidarity that leads to action.
Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?
Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Keep sharing your stories about ACA premiums expiring (or general insurance costs). This is a bipartisan issue. Let it radicalize you (if you aren't already). We can move Congress on this: 202-224-3121
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Good morning everyone!
Democracy Docket v. Washington Post.
Democracy Docket v. Washington Post.
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Good morning everyone!
Democracy Docket v. Washington Post.
Democracy Docket v. Washington Post.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
gummy’s hitting in just the right way that this is the perfect internet content for me tonight. the sheer number of clips is one thing but the key change has me crying laughing
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
gummy’s hitting in just the right way that this is the perfect internet content for me tonight. the sheer number of clips is one thing but the key change has me crying laughing
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“Brothers!,” Jesus cried out. “Where is my car?”
Acts 1:22
Acts 1:22
July 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“Brothers!,” Jesus cried out. “Where is my car?”
Acts 1:22
Acts 1:22
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this is quite funny as an experiment, and well done, though i think i'd strongly disagree with how reverential the author thinks pitchfork is toward rock music, they treat every genre like this
The 100 Best Rap Albums Of All-Time List – As Rock Albums | Passion of the Weiss
"They'd never have the balls to do this to rock music." Son Raw dissects and inverts the new canon.
www.passionweiss.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
this is quite funny as an experiment, and well done, though i think i'd strongly disagree with how reverential the author thinks pitchfork is toward rock music, they treat every genre like this
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Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally
A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...
www.yahoo.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
oh goddamnit
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
oh goddamnit
📣 THEY OVERTURNED ROE V WADE 📣 WHY IS THIS A HEAD-SCRATCHER 📣
The Gallup poll finding that 4 in 10 (!) young women would like to move out of the U.S. is striking. But it's also probably a symptom of a deeper problem: a lack of confidence in the American system and its ability to self-correct. www.pbump.net/o/the-subtex...
The subtext to the surge in young women saying they hope to leave the U.S.
Polling, like anything else that involves human beings, is not strictly analytical. There is an emotional aspect to the results, a natural side effect of asking people how they feel about candidates o...
www.pbump.net
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
📣 THEY OVERTURNED ROE V WADE 📣 WHY IS THIS A HEAD-SCRATCHER 📣
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[Murderer] these stabs are barely legal
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
[Murderer] these stabs are barely legal
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look as someone who can be incapacitated for weeks by the fear that I put the wrong number of exclamation points into an email this has been a fascinating glimpse into a some brains that work extremely! differently! from! mine!
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
look as someone who can be incapacitated for weeks by the fear that I put the wrong number of exclamation points into an email this has been a fascinating glimpse into a some brains that work extremely! differently! from! mine!
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
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The Epstein releases have simultaneously left me more sure than ever that Trump had him killed, and also considering the possibility that he was so stupid he accidentally drowned while trying to drink water like a turkey looking up at a rainstorm
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The Epstein releases have simultaneously left me more sure than ever that Trump had him killed, and also considering the possibility that he was so stupid he accidentally drowned while trying to drink water like a turkey looking up at a rainstorm
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It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn
“writing is unnatural” indeed
It would be wrong to not alt-text this masterpiece.
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“writing is unnatural” indeed
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Let the House Dems eat the Senate Dems, with a knife and fork
Seth Moulton went on MSNBC and straight up said "the president is a pedophile" and refused to walk it back even after the hosts kept trying to equivocate.
House Dems don't give a *fuuuck.*
House Dems don't give a *fuuuck.*
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Let the House Dems eat the Senate Dems, with a knife and fork
I made the mistake of letting the Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell play after I watched this week's Rachel Maddow Show and the man really spent half his entire hour on a bafflingly ill-advised and condescending defense of Chuck Schumer, which was just "who else would do the job, it sucks". AND?
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I made the mistake of letting the Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell play after I watched this week's Rachel Maddow Show and the man really spent half his entire hour on a bafflingly ill-advised and condescending defense of Chuck Schumer, which was just "who else would do the job, it sucks". AND?
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the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”