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Teija
@teija.bsky.social
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Perpetually tired and achy. Eldest daughter, introvert, writer, reader, and single-player game enthusiast. History MA: Modern Germany, Imperial Russia.
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Can't figure out how to get the 'recent activity' with the posters so either it's a subscription feature or I'm just lost but here's my recent #Letterboxd activity. I've been in a mood this week.
The last 5 films I watched and their ratings: The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim (5 stars) Salem's Lot (3 stars) The Invitation (3 stars) Heretic (4.5 stars) The Substance (3.5 stars)
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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just sayin’
Red Sox pitcher Connelly Early Crush the sea turtle from Finding Nemo
October 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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the fuck you make me is strong but I also need october to go well so FINE I GUESS
On the left is a picture of Gordon Ramsay comforting a child with “oh dear, oh dear, gorgeous” headlined as HEALING WORD. On the right is a picture of Gordon Ramsay yelling at someone “you fucking donkey” headlined as VICIOUS MOCKERY. Below is the conclusion: Gordon Ramsay is a bard.
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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This has had me chuckling to myself on and off since I saw it 😆
A review for Sinners (2025) on Letterboxd. The user Haiduc gave the movie 3.5 stars and a heart, and commented “Finally they cast Michael A Jordan in something”
September 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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no new pictures, where are you at mentally
A four-panel line drawing of an unamused person in which each panel has more hands out giving middle fingers. It begins with one, then two, then 8, then 11
September 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Disney used to be so much cooler. youtu.be/I7vb89c6pQY?...
Poster for Der Fuehrer’s Face, an anti-fascist satire song and sketch featuring Donald Duck released in 1943.
September 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Hey Atlanta United I have a question:
A white/blonde dog wears a cowboy hat and an unamused expression and is captioned WHAT DAHAIL
September 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Ooo, hit me.
Music Ask 1. A song you like with a color in the title 2. A song you like with a number in the title 3. A song that reminds you of summertime 4. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about 5. A song that needs to be played LOUD 6. A song that makes you want to dance 7. A song to drive to 8. A song about drugs or alcohol 9. A song that makes you happy 10. A song that makes you sad 11. A song that you never get tired of 12. A song from your preteen years 13. One of your favorite 80's songs 14. A song that you would love played at your wedding 15. A song that is a cover by another artist 16. One of your favorite classical songs 17. A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke 18. A song from the year that you were born 19. A song that makes you think about life 20. A song that has many meanings to you 21. A favorite song with a person's name in the title 22. A song that moves you forward 23. A song that you think everybody should listen to 24. A song by a band you wish were still together 25. A song by an artist no longer living 26. A song that makes you want to fall in love 27. A song that breaks your heart 28. A song by an artist with a voice that you love 29. A song that you remember from your childhood 30. A song that reminds you of yourself
September 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A jar of Hellmann’s mayonnaise wearing a MAGA hat with *ANGRY MAYONNAISE NOISES* written on top of it
September 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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hey atlas we’re tryna play soccer here where the f are you
halftime ended and the other team is fucking where exactly
August 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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without new pics where are you mentally
A rainbow graphic in the style of the reading rainbow logo that says “take a look, they’re all just crooks: fucking fascists” A picture of Karlach from Baldur’s Gate 3 overlaid with a tumblr text post by user “psycho-delic-cunt” that reads “I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know” A picture of the Lorax standing beside a guillotine that reads “unless someone like you brings out the chippity chop, nothing is going to get better. It’s not” An Elcor from Mass Effect captioned with “genuine inquiry: what the fuck”
July 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!! The Independent has discovered continental drift!
A screenshot from the linked article in the Independent that reads: "Eventually, the continent will be torn apart and a new ocean will be formed. That will take place over millions of years, as the tectonic plates are ripped apart at rift zones like those in the Afar region in Ethiopia. That is where scientists found the evidence of the unexpected behaviour."
June 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Are they just allergic to saying “hot”
A screenshot of today’s weather (Monday, June 23) in Metro Atlanta. The high is 94, and it will be “mostly sunny and warm,” which feels like an egregious understatement. Other visible statistics are: RealFeel High: 104 RealFeel Shade High: 95 AccuLumen Brightness Index: 9 (Very Bright) Max UV Index: 12 (Extreme) Average Wind: NNE 4 mph Max Wind Gusts: 6 mph Rain Probability: 1% Average Cloud Cover: 17%
June 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
A two-panel image of Picard and Riker from TNG. Picard looks very serious in both. In the top one, he is captioned as saying “the H in Jesus H Christ stands for Hoobastank” and Riker looks exasperated, hand over his mouth. The second panel, Riker is facepalming, because Picard is captioned as saying “Because Christ died for a reason, and the reason is you”
June 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Without downloading any pics where are you mentally
The text “at least whatever’s wrong with me made me really funny” superimposed onto a painting of a woman in a large black collared dress coat thing
May 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally
a single simply-drawn character in a crowd of concerned simply-drawn characters raises a hand and asks, 'uh, hi, yes, i have a question' and the question is: 'what the FUCK'
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Hey weather gods get off your asses and make it rain PLEASE JESUS
Practically new (the dark stuff!!) asphalt at my kid’s daycare covered in fucking pollen. It looks like someone dropped giant a bag of yellow flour everywhere and you can SEE IT IN THE AIR help us please somebody
March 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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This looks like it hurts (yes I took a picture of the tv from the bed shh)
Elizabeth Taylor in Ivanhoe, standing trial accused being a witch, posing in a bizarre slouching hip-cocked knee-forward way that looks like it would cause spine damage if held for too long. Beside her is a dude in a stupid egg-shaped helmet.
March 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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A toad in a miniature frying pan atop a pink terry cloth towel, sticking its tongue out with its mouth wide open, subtitled (violent gag).
March 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Post you from a different era
A selfie I took in grad school
March 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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A wall calendar pinned open to August. The image is a retro style picture of a woman smiling and holding a stack of red and white tea towels next to a child, also smiling, wearing a pink collared dress and matching headband. it is labeled "when the world's about to end I hope we know about it in advance so I can stop doing laundry."
March 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I ain’t mad iseej.github.io/LovePawsona/
February 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I’m not the only one reading this as though there are organic tampon farms plucking them from trees, right?
A box of The Honey Pot brand tampons labeled “100% organically grown cotton duo-pack tampons with bpa-free applicator” (sold for 9.99 USD)
January 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Four characters that I feel make, in combination, a pretty good snapshot of me:
Leslie Knope from Parks and Recreation Bellara Lutare, from Dragon Age: Veilguard Gollum in his cave under the Misty Mountains Cordelia Chase, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel
January 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

(There will be shenanigans, but I’ll be okay.)
Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper as the Ninth Doctor and Rose, standing inside the TARDIS, from Doctor Who.
January 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM