The Big Bad Wolf
@tbbw1.bsky.social
Werewolf, Writer, Gourmand, Guy
I've run a Seattle-based furry food group for over eight years now. @TiesAndTails.bsky.social
Art: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/tbbw1/
I've run a Seattle-based furry food group for over eight years now. @TiesAndTails.bsky.social
Art: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/tbbw1/
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The Big Bad Wolf
@tbbw1.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Hello, I'm The Big Bad Wolf.
You may remember me from such films as The Three Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Peter and The Wolf, The Boy Who Cried Wolf, and more.
My office hours are in the syllabus. Please leave goodie baskets at the door for extra credit.
Naughty children 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 be eaten.
You may remember me from such films as The Three Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Peter and The Wolf, The Boy Who Cried Wolf, and more.
My office hours are in the syllabus. Please leave goodie baskets at the door for extra credit.
Naughty children 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 be eaten.
🎵
Let's start a war.
Start a nuclear war.
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Let's start a war.
Start a nuclear war.
🎵
</disrespectful>
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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Let's start a war.
Start a nuclear war.
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Let's start a war.
Start a nuclear war.
🎵
</disrespectful>
As a cautionary tale villain, I'm so proud of you all for learning the core morals we were trying to teach.
To be clear, Disney asked for quotes, then deleted the post because folks passed the vibes check 😂
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
As a cautionary tale villain, I'm so proud of you all for learning the core morals we were trying to teach.
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I have, twice in my life, accidentally gotten Chinese tendon relaxer (Po Sum On) on my testicles. It's high in menthol and peppermint oil.
Does it work?
Yes.
Does it feel like you've plunged your nuts in a vat of liquid nitrogen?
Also yes.
Having to drive right after was particularly torturous.
Does it work?
Yes.
Does it feel like you've plunged your nuts in a vat of liquid nitrogen?
Also yes.
Having to drive right after was particularly torturous.
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I have, twice in my life, accidentally gotten Chinese tendon relaxer (Po Sum On) on my testicles. It's high in menthol and peppermint oil.
Does it work?
Yes.
Does it feel like you've plunged your nuts in a vat of liquid nitrogen?
Also yes.
Having to drive right after was particularly torturous.
Does it work?
Yes.
Does it feel like you've plunged your nuts in a vat of liquid nitrogen?
Also yes.
Having to drive right after was particularly torturous.
I wonder if this is another case of money laundering because I know 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 at all who has seen this movie? Like Avatar, there are no memes, no one can name the characters, there's no zeitgeist...
On the other hand, EEAAO won Academy Awards and is still being memed to this day.
Bizarre.
On the other hand, EEAAO won Academy Awards and is still being memed to this day.
Bizarre.
Timothée Chalamet’s ping pong drama has become indie distributor A24’s biggest hit domestically, surpassing “Everything Everywhere All At Once.”
‘Marty Supreme’ Becomes A24’s Biggest Domestic Box Office Hit
Timothée Chalamet’s ping pong drama has become indie distributor A24’s biggest hit domestically, surpassing “Everything Everywhere All At Once.”
www.forbes.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I wonder if this is another case of money laundering because I know 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 at all who has seen this movie? Like Avatar, there are no memes, no one can name the characters, there's no zeitgeist...
On the other hand, EEAAO won Academy Awards and is still being memed to this day.
Bizarre.
On the other hand, EEAAO won Academy Awards and is still being memed to this day.
Bizarre.
Not a joke: same reason journalism was better back then, deregulation and monopolistic media capture.
In the 90's Clear Channel aka iHeart Media started devouring stations and implementing "conservative values" on what you were allowed to listen to.
Anti-establishment music couldn't get airtime.
In the 90's Clear Channel aka iHeart Media started devouring stations and implementing "conservative values" on what you were allowed to listen to.
Anti-establishment music couldn't get airtime.
Why is old music so good man
January 18, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Not a joke: same reason journalism was better back then, deregulation and monopolistic media capture.
In the 90's Clear Channel aka iHeart Media started devouring stations and implementing "conservative values" on what you were allowed to listen to.
Anti-establishment music couldn't get airtime.
In the 90's Clear Channel aka iHeart Media started devouring stations and implementing "conservative values" on what you were allowed to listen to.
Anti-establishment music couldn't get airtime.
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In Hilo, Hawaii at Ken's House of Pancakes they serve "sumo" sized portions of favorites like pancake stacks, moco loco, and saimin. It's glorious.
When someone orders any of the sumo items they ring a bell and the entire restaurant cheers, "SUMO!"
When someone orders any of the sumo items they ring a bell and the entire restaurant cheers, "SUMO!"
January 18, 2026 at 4:04 AM
In Hilo, Hawaii at Ken's House of Pancakes they serve "sumo" sized portions of favorites like pancake stacks, moco loco, and saimin. It's glorious.
When someone orders any of the sumo items they ring a bell and the entire restaurant cheers, "SUMO!"
When someone orders any of the sumo items they ring a bell and the entire restaurant cheers, "SUMO!"
For great justice, move every zig!
January 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
For great justice, move every zig!
Also an AI game.
Every time one of you posts about playing it, I frown.
Like, there's nothing worth your time there anyway.
Every time one of you posts about playing it, I frown.
Like, there's nothing worth your time there anyway.
Embark (Arc Raiders dev) is the most overtly far right gaming company (that's successful) that I've ever seen.
in the discord, you'll see some of the most vile far right shit you'd see go completely unpunished, and if you point it out to a community manager you get banned within minutes
in the discord, you'll see some of the most vile far right shit you'd see go completely unpunished, and if you point it out to a community manager you get banned within minutes
January 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Also an AI game.
Every time one of you posts about playing it, I frown.
Like, there's nothing worth your time there anyway.
Every time one of you posts about playing it, I frown.
Like, there's nothing worth your time there anyway.
Sui is always threatening me while looking like this. It's why I can't take her seriously.
You adorable wittle bnunny wabbit.
You're going to taste so delicious in a cassoulet.
You adorable wittle bnunny wabbit.
You're going to taste so delicious in a cassoulet.
January 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Sui is always threatening me while looking like this. It's why I can't take her seriously.
You adorable wittle bnunny wabbit.
You're going to taste so delicious in a cassoulet.
You adorable wittle bnunny wabbit.
You're going to taste so delicious in a cassoulet.
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Today is my birthday!
As always, one of the best gifts for artists is sharing their art🖤
Thank you for all the support throughout the years!
As always, one of the best gifts for artists is sharing their art🖤
Thank you for all the support throughout the years!
January 17, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Today is my birthday!
As always, one of the best gifts for artists is sharing their art🖤
Thank you for all the support throughout the years!
As always, one of the best gifts for artists is sharing their art🖤
Thank you for all the support throughout the years!
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I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
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There's an NPC selling interspecies soft porn novels in WoW
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
There's an NPC selling interspecies soft porn novels in WoW
Soon we will all be shopping at the Feed & Seed store.
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I shit you not, there's a company selling TWO POUNDS of FLOUR for $25 fucking dollars.
That's two large loaves of bread. For $25. Fuck off out of here.
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I shit you not, there's a company selling TWO POUNDS of FLOUR for $25 fucking dollars.
That's two large loaves of bread. For $25. Fuck off out of here.
January 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Soon we will all be shopping at the Feed & Seed store.
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I shit you not, there's a company selling TWO POUNDS of FLOUR for $25 fucking dollars.
That's two large loaves of bread. For $25. Fuck off out of here.
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I shit you not, there's a company selling TWO POUNDS of FLOUR for $25 fucking dollars.
That's two large loaves of bread. For $25. Fuck off out of here.
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It's been really enjoyable to watch sane and sober litigators (and judges) who managed to keep it together for nine years completely lose their shit over the past year.
#NeverAgain #NeverAgainIsNow
#NeverAgain #NeverAgainIsNow
In short, fuck this Nazi administration, fuck that loathsome Gestapo trash Tom Homan, and fuck the slobbering Nazi losers who support them.
January 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
It's been really enjoyable to watch sane and sober litigators (and judges) who managed to keep it together for nine years completely lose their shit over the past year.
#NeverAgain #NeverAgainIsNow
#NeverAgain #NeverAgainIsNow
This is my villain origin story.
(Well, actually it was an Aesop fable about a bone being stuck in my throat, but you get the idea.)
(Well, actually it was an Aesop fable about a bone being stuck in my throat, but you get the idea.)
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
This is my villain origin story.
(Well, actually it was an Aesop fable about a bone being stuck in my throat, but you get the idea.)
(Well, actually it was an Aesop fable about a bone being stuck in my throat, but you get the idea.)
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I joke/not-a-joke about this all the time. I don't know anyone who can name the characters in the movie. And yet somehow Avatar was bigger than Titanic or any other movie, ever? Where are the memes? Where is the zeitgeist? Where are the endless con appearances?
It has got to be money laundering.
It has got to be money laundering.
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I joke/not-a-joke about this all the time. I don't know anyone who can name the characters in the movie. And yet somehow Avatar was bigger than Titanic or any other movie, ever? Where are the memes? Where is the zeitgeist? Where are the endless con appearances?
It has got to be money laundering.
It has got to be money laundering.
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I quite enjoyed this bit
January 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I quite enjoyed this bit
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I still think a viral post on Bluesky should be called a blukkake.
January 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I still think a viral post on Bluesky should be called a blukkake.
Ruby Rhod will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY.
January 15, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Ruby Rhod will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY.
Proving that everyone but America learned the hard lessons of WWII: even Germany rushed over to protect Greenland (Denmark) from a belligerent totalitarianist demanding lebensraum.
If only they had allowed Ukraine to join NATO.
That was Putin's worst fear - Clinton in office and Ukraine in NATO.
If only they had allowed Ukraine to join NATO.
That was Putin's worst fear - Clinton in office and Ukraine in NATO.
NEW and WOW: Germany, Netherlands, Sweden, and Canada are sending troops to Greenland amid continued threats from U.S. President Donald Trump to annex the territory, multiple outlets reported. www.newsweek.com/greenland-ge...
Germany, other NATO allies sending troops to Greenland amid Trump threats
Trump said Wednesday anything less than U.S. control of Greenland would be "unacceptable" in a warning to NATO allies about Arctic security.
www.newsweek.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Proving that everyone but America learned the hard lessons of WWII: even Germany rushed over to protect Greenland (Denmark) from a belligerent totalitarianist demanding lebensraum.
If only they had allowed Ukraine to join NATO.
That was Putin's worst fear - Clinton in office and Ukraine in NATO.
If only they had allowed Ukraine to join NATO.
That was Putin's worst fear - Clinton in office and Ukraine in NATO.
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Quote skeeting because this is advice for any Storyteller:
Especially in WW systems, it's best to design plot points, NPCs, and "beats" you want the players to hit along the way as opposed to trying to script scenes and lay down dungeons.
D&D is often a RPG on rails, while WoD/Exalted is improv.
Especially in WW systems, it's best to design plot points, NPCs, and "beats" you want the players to hit along the way as opposed to trying to script scenes and lay down dungeons.
D&D is often a RPG on rails, while WoD/Exalted is improv.
//Does anyone else have the problem when planning, as ST, for their next ttrpg session, that they feel able to prepare for the first half of the session, but find it harder to plan for the second half, because by that point, who knows how far off the rails the PC's will have taken things?
a man in a leather jacket says " i 'm a planner . i make plans "
ALT: a man in a leather jacket says " i 'm a planner . i make plans "
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Quote skeeting because this is advice for any Storyteller:
Especially in WW systems, it's best to design plot points, NPCs, and "beats" you want the players to hit along the way as opposed to trying to script scenes and lay down dungeons.
D&D is often a RPG on rails, while WoD/Exalted is improv.
Especially in WW systems, it's best to design plot points, NPCs, and "beats" you want the players to hit along the way as opposed to trying to script scenes and lay down dungeons.
D&D is often a RPG on rails, while WoD/Exalted is improv.
Quote skeeting because this is advice for any Storyteller:
Especially in WW systems, it's best to design plot points, NPCs, and "beats" you want the players to hit along the way as opposed to trying to script scenes and lay down dungeons.
D&D is often a RPG on rails, while WoD/Exalted is improv.
Especially in WW systems, it's best to design plot points, NPCs, and "beats" you want the players to hit along the way as opposed to trying to script scenes and lay down dungeons.
D&D is often a RPG on rails, while WoD/Exalted is improv.
//Does anyone else have the problem when planning, as ST, for their next ttrpg session, that they feel able to prepare for the first half of the session, but find it harder to plan for the second half, because by that point, who knows how far off the rails the PC's will have taken things?
a man in a leather jacket says " i 'm a planner . i make plans "
ALT: a man in a leather jacket says " i 'm a planner . i make plans "
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Quote skeeting because this is advice for any Storyteller:
Especially in WW systems, it's best to design plot points, NPCs, and "beats" you want the players to hit along the way as opposed to trying to script scenes and lay down dungeons.
D&D is often a RPG on rails, while WoD/Exalted is improv.
Especially in WW systems, it's best to design plot points, NPCs, and "beats" you want the players to hit along the way as opposed to trying to script scenes and lay down dungeons.
D&D is often a RPG on rails, while WoD/Exalted is improv.
He chose...poorly.
January 13, 2026 at 11:52 PM
He chose...poorly.