Tayls
@tayls.bsky.social
they/them.
Jacob Geller’s community coordinator.
Film programmer, theater manager.
Queer and always at the movies.
Jacob Geller’s community coordinator.
Film programmer, theater manager.
Queer and always at the movies.
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A good reminder that while Metal Gear Rising was incredibly loud and completely devoid of subtlety, people mistook that for being dumb.
It is not. It's one of the most clear-eyed and pointed political satires AND most plausible takes on cyberpunk around.
It is the Rage Against The Machine of games
It is not. It's one of the most clear-eyed and pointed political satires AND most plausible takes on cyberpunk around.
It is the Rage Against The Machine of games
Thinking on this moment written by @jacobgeller.com for no particular reason today.
July 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A good reminder that while Metal Gear Rising was incredibly loud and completely devoid of subtlety, people mistook that for being dumb.
It is not. It's one of the most clear-eyed and pointed political satires AND most plausible takes on cyberpunk around.
It is the Rage Against The Machine of games
It is not. It's one of the most clear-eyed and pointed political satires AND most plausible takes on cyberpunk around.
It is the Rage Against The Machine of games
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I am not exaggerating when I say the new episode of The Rehearsal is genuinely more nerve-wracking and impressive than anything that happened in the new Mission Impossible
May 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I am not exaggerating when I say the new episode of The Rehearsal is genuinely more nerve-wracking and impressive than anything that happened in the new Mission Impossible
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i could grind our autocracy to a halt with the plot of kingdom hearts
Ok, you’re holding the Senate Floor and have run through your speech. What’s a topic you could speak about for hours without notes?
Me: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Mr McMahon
Me: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Mr McMahon
April 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i could grind our autocracy to a halt with the plot of kingdom hearts
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I don't think film critics should have to review the Marvel movies anymore. Like, I dunno. Should an art critic have to review those big pictures of tomatoes they hang on the wall at Subway? I think they belong in a different category.
February 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I don't think film critics should have to review the Marvel movies anymore. Like, I dunno. Should an art critic have to review those big pictures of tomatoes they hang on the wall at Subway? I think they belong in a different category.
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Starting up the Half-Life charity stream in just a few minutes! Here is the link to the YouTube Stream: youtube.com/live/D62KPk0...
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January 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Starting up the Half-Life charity stream in just a few minutes! Here is the link to the YouTube Stream: youtube.com/live/D62KPk0...
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AI enhanced piss in my crypto toilet
January 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
AI enhanced piss in my crypto toilet
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There isn't a proper "Hell" in Judaism, which I think is an extremely positive feature of the religion. But also, man do I spend a lot of time these days thinking "I wish hell existed"
January 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
There isn't a proper "Hell" in Judaism, which I think is an extremely positive feature of the religion. But also, man do I spend a lot of time these days thinking "I wish hell existed"
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smoking the shit that made hobbes stop being alive around other people
January 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
smoking the shit that made hobbes stop being alive around other people
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smoking the shit that made calvin ball
January 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
smoking the shit that made calvin ball
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anita bryant has lost her battle with pie lung
January 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
anita bryant has lost her battle with pie lung
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I think if you’re a young person (or an older person frankly) considering some kind of creative project, the state of the world is more or less “fuck it we ball” like, you might as well
December 17, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I think if you’re a young person (or an older person frankly) considering some kind of creative project, the state of the world is more or less “fuck it we ball” like, you might as well
Slept pretty poorly last night. This morning as I was leaving for work, I held open the door for someone who had arrived at the door of my apartment complex. After thanking me, they began to hold the door so I could go through, to which I sleepily responded “I’ll take the next one.”
December 6, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Slept pretty poorly last night. This morning as I was leaving for work, I held open the door for someone who had arrived at the door of my apartment complex. After thanking me, they began to hold the door so I could go through, to which I sleepily responded “I’ll take the next one.”
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to those who celebrate.
December 4, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to those who celebrate.
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Hamish is a fantastic creator (and person) who deserves all the help he can get in these difficult times. Please consider supporting him if you're able to ♥️
December 1, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Hamish is a fantastic creator (and person) who deserves all the help he can get in these difficult times. Please consider supporting him if you're able to ♥️
i expect to see myself in at least three “tallest people on bluesky” lists by the end of the week
follower count is now so heavily dependent on "which starter packs did you get put in" that I feel like we are due for some really dramatic meltdowns soon
November 22, 2024 at 11:51 PM
i expect to see myself in at least three “tallest people on bluesky” lists by the end of the week
bringing a tuba to a screening of wicked. i won’t play it, but i will stand ominously beneath the screen with my lips on the mouthpiece to put the audience on edge
November 22, 2024 at 11:18 PM
bringing a tuba to a screening of wicked. i won’t play it, but i will stand ominously beneath the screen with my lips on the mouthpiece to put the audience on edge
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IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE if you make any vocalizations in the movie theater other laughing, gasping, or sighing you are going straight to super hell
November 22, 2024 at 10:17 PM
IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE if you make any vocalizations in the movie theater other laughing, gasping, or sighing you are going straight to super hell
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It didn’t used to be that you went online to get mad. You went on the computer because that’s where Strong Bad lives
November 22, 2024 at 7:28 PM
It didn’t used to be that you went online to get mad. You went on the computer because that’s where Strong Bad lives
I was put on this site to introduce the people of Bluesky to Homoti—the gay ET ripoff featuring ET with a BBL
November 20, 2024 at 6:25 AM
I was put on this site to introduce the people of Bluesky to Homoti—the gay ET ripoff featuring ET with a BBL
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with
I was born with a VirtualBoy superglued to my face and now I need glasses.
I was born with a VirtualBoy superglued to my face and now I need glasses.
November 18, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with
I was born with a VirtualBoy superglued to my face and now I need glasses.
I was born with a VirtualBoy superglued to my face and now I need glasses.
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typo fixed…. never despair
November 14, 2024 at 1:52 AM
typo fixed…. never despair
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a typo…. my life is ruined
November 14, 2024 at 1:51 AM
a typo…. my life is ruined
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Made a HeavyEyed Extended Universe starter pack of people I've either worked with / worked for or who have had some kind of influence on me in general go.bsky.app/4pXfJVv
November 13, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Made a HeavyEyed Extended Universe starter pack of people I've either worked with / worked for or who have had some kind of influence on me in general go.bsky.app/4pXfJVv