Mitch Cramer
@heavyeyed.bsky.social
media analysis made sad
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I Think I'm Afraid of Death
YouTube video by HeavyEyed
youtu.be
Happy Halloween. I made a video about how I'm Afraid of Death
youtu.be/CWrNVntg1CI
youtu.be/CWrNVntg1CI
Some of my best writing and my coolest idea is wasted on the fucking Final Fantasy XIII trilogy
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Some of my best writing and my coolest idea is wasted on the fucking Final Fantasy XIII trilogy
Reading old reviews of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII and it's very funny to me that people say the story sucks because there aren't many good stories in the Final Fantasy series to begin with
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Reading old reviews of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII and it's very funny to me that people say the story sucks because there aren't many good stories in the Final Fantasy series to begin with
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Worth a shot I guess 😓
If you could vote on this, I'd really appreciate it 👉👈
twitch.uservoice.com/forums/31023...
If you could vote on this, I'd really appreciate it 👉👈
twitch.uservoice.com/forums/31023...
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Worth a shot I guess 😓
If you could vote on this, I'd really appreciate it 👉👈
twitch.uservoice.com/forums/31023...
If you could vote on this, I'd really appreciate it 👉👈
twitch.uservoice.com/forums/31023...
sometimes I'm just trying to second screen watch a stream and then I look over and get absolutely blasted @marymajora.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
sometimes I'm just trying to second screen watch a stream and then I look over and get absolutely blasted @marymajora.bsky.social
Final Fantasy XIII-2 has, without a single doubt in my mind, the worst final boss of any game in the franchise.
Completely undermines every single idea the combat system put in place to stat check players instead
Completely undermines every single idea the combat system put in place to stat check players instead
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Final Fantasy XIII-2 has, without a single doubt in my mind, the worst final boss of any game in the franchise.
Completely undermines every single idea the combat system put in place to stat check players instead
Completely undermines every single idea the combat system put in place to stat check players instead
coming to the horrible conclusion that i am far too cynical for the current run back of the mid 2000s myspace / emo nostalgia wave
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
coming to the horrible conclusion that i am far too cynical for the current run back of the mid 2000s myspace / emo nostalgia wave
sry to everyone on letterboxd who follows me and is going to get absolutely blasted with a series of sincere reviews of every dragon ball movie released
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
sry to everyone on letterboxd who follows me and is going to get absolutely blasted with a series of sincere reviews of every dragon ball movie released
I'm taking another crack at quitting smoking and the algorithm of my own design has become my own downfall. Every time I open instagram it's just memes about cigarettes
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I'm taking another crack at quitting smoking and the algorithm of my own design has become my own downfall. Every time I open instagram it's just memes about cigarettes
Piggybacking off of this to say that people will race to watch content on how to optimize a game to a perfect T and then complain it's boring.
Like yeah no shit brother you looked up the solution to a big messy puzzle where the fun is figuring it out
Like yeah no shit brother you looked up the solution to a big messy puzzle where the fun is figuring it out
“Rick in the Kirby Air Riders meta is ro—“ STOP. PLEASE STOP. NOT EVERY MULTIPLAYER GAME IS AN ESPORT
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Piggybacking off of this to say that people will race to watch content on how to optimize a game to a perfect T and then complain it's boring.
Like yeah no shit brother you looked up the solution to a big messy puzzle where the fun is figuring it out
Like yeah no shit brother you looked up the solution to a big messy puzzle where the fun is figuring it out
Did a binge of the three Dragon Ball movies last night and this shit bangs so hard, almost every frame is treat
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Did a binge of the three Dragon Ball movies last night and this shit bangs so hard, almost every frame is treat
Lowkey that mini arc of DBZ when Goku was just chilling as a Super Saiyan in regular clothes rewired my brain as a kid, and I still think it's a sick fit
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Lowkey that mini arc of DBZ when Goku was just chilling as a Super Saiyan in regular clothes rewired my brain as a kid, and I still think it's a sick fit
My last Majora's Mask video was full of anti-vaxxers and covid deniers. this one is full of christians trying to save my soul and I genuinely couldn't tell you which ones more annoying
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My last Majora's Mask video was full of anti-vaxxers and covid deniers. this one is full of christians trying to save my soul and I genuinely couldn't tell you which ones more annoying
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ranking my favorite silksong music was so fun that i decided to do it again for hades 2... which was even harder because this game is nothing but bangers!!
youtu.be/ciufdTtl7hg
youtu.be/ciufdTtl7hg
I ranked the best music in Hades 2
YouTube video by yaggo
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
ranking my favorite silksong music was so fun that i decided to do it again for hades 2... which was even harder because this game is nothing but bangers!!
youtu.be/ciufdTtl7hg
youtu.be/ciufdTtl7hg
There really, truly is not another metalcore band that is better than Converge is there
youtu.be/skvtyZSO-dQ?...
youtu.be/skvtyZSO-dQ?...
Converge "Homewrecker"
YouTube video by Equal Vision Records
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
There really, truly is not another metalcore band that is better than Converge is there
youtu.be/skvtyZSO-dQ?...
youtu.be/skvtyZSO-dQ?...
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Silksong’s fascination with religion is obvious from the beginning. But only in examining the game’s conclusion(s) does its perspective become clear — this is a story about the apocalyptic finish line, a story about the end of stories. And it is also about what comes after.
youtu.be/Rp-gPD_-RM4
youtu.be/Rp-gPD_-RM4
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Silksong’s fascination with religion is obvious from the beginning. But only in examining the game’s conclusion(s) does its perspective become clear — this is a story about the apocalyptic finish line, a story about the end of stories. And it is also about what comes after.
youtu.be/Rp-gPD_-RM4
youtu.be/Rp-gPD_-RM4
Having fun in the Simpsons Fortnite
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Having fun in the Simpsons Fortnite
We are so back (anti-vaxxers are in my comments again)
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We are so back (anti-vaxxers are in my comments again)
Damn I know these were decided before Worlds but this is so funny in hindsight
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Damn I know these were decided before Worlds but this is so funny in hindsight
So excited for the most annoying discourse imaginable about the game of the year nominations
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
So excited for the most annoying discourse imaginable about the game of the year nominations
Just got to the Triforce Shard hunt of FFXIII-2 and I now absolutely despise this game
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just got to the Triforce Shard hunt of FFXIII-2 and I now absolutely despise this game
Wasn't shiny hunting just stumbled across this lil fella
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Wasn't shiny hunting just stumbled across this lil fella
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NEW VIDEO! At the start of the year, I watched a GDQ run of Elden Ring Bingo by streamers Captain Domo and Adef that was so enthralling that I made a whole video about it. Let's talk about the run, Rocket League, and why such cool things emerge from genre combinations that really shouldn't work!
Elden Ring Bingo Is So Much Deeper Than You Think
YouTube video by Writing on Games
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
NEW VIDEO! At the start of the year, I watched a GDQ run of Elden Ring Bingo by streamers Captain Domo and Adef that was so enthralling that I made a whole video about it. Let's talk about the run, Rocket League, and why such cool things emerge from genre combinations that really shouldn't work!