I tell you now Steps app, you may as well take a day off. It's not happening.
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I tell you now Steps app, you may as well take a day off. It's not happening.
If I was hoovering whilst my Mrs was in a meeting on Zoom, I wouldn't be getting a shag, I tell you that.
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
If I was hoovering whilst my Mrs was in a meeting on Zoom, I wouldn't be getting a shag, I tell you that.
Spielberg 'Make me an unconvincing bookcase for the scene set in the ancient library please'
Props Guy 'Really? I could probably just nip out and get a few books. It's no bother'
Spielberg 'UNCONVINCING BOOKCASE'
Props Guy 'Really? I could probably just nip out and get a few books. It's no bother'
Spielberg 'UNCONVINCING BOOKCASE'
September 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Spielberg 'Make me an unconvincing bookcase for the scene set in the ancient library please'
Props Guy 'Really? I could probably just nip out and get a few books. It's no bother'
Spielberg 'UNCONVINCING BOOKCASE'
Props Guy 'Really? I could probably just nip out and get a few books. It's no bother'
Spielberg 'UNCONVINCING BOOKCASE'
Reasonable Expectations
Slightly diminish a book.
Hoes
Hoes
Slightly diminish a book.
The Same Old Testament
The Same Old Testament
September 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Reasonable Expectations
Dignity update: Miming wiping my arse before deciding which wrist I want my festival wristband on.
August 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Dignity update: Miming wiping my arse before deciding which wrist I want my festival wristband on.
To celebrate England winning the Euros I'll be celebrating England winning the Euros
July 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
To celebrate England winning the Euros I'll be celebrating England winning the Euros
Being good at golf is rubbish, you get less turns
July 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Being good at golf is rubbish, you get less turns
Took a piss next to
Lias Saoudi
Jonny Greenwood
Singer out of Murder Capital
Nathan Doyle (ex Bradford City and Hull)
Lias Saoudi
Jonny Greenwood
Singer out of Murder Capital
Nathan Doyle (ex Bradford City and Hull)
Took a piss next to James Murphy.
Took a piss next to Ian Rush
July 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Took a piss next to
Lias Saoudi
Jonny Greenwood
Singer out of Murder Capital
Nathan Doyle (ex Bradford City and Hull)
Lias Saoudi
Jonny Greenwood
Singer out of Murder Capital
Nathan Doyle (ex Bradford City and Hull)
Trying to watch The Eagle has Landed and the intro is pure Reeves and Mortimer
July 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Trying to watch The Eagle has Landed and the intro is pure Reeves and Mortimer
I did not fall for that Salt Path nonsense, mostly because I hadn't heard of it until today
July 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I did not fall for that Salt Path nonsense, mostly because I hadn't heard of it until today
Is the streaming service Tidal any use? Is it the least worst of them?
July 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Is the streaming service Tidal any use? Is it the least worst of them?
Only a fool would be going to see the Osees in this heat
June 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Only a fool would be going to see the Osees in this heat
Reposted by Ben Travers
RIP Brian Wilson. However great other songwriters are they didn't write 'God Only Knows'
June 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
RIP Brian Wilson. However great other songwriters are they didn't write 'God Only Knows'
Haven't shaved my head in a week
May 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Haven't shaved my head in a week
Reposted by Ben Travers
He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers.
This is a great photo and also the funniest possible way to promote the idea that Brad Pitt is a credible F1 driver
May 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers.
Nobody has said it's a great advert for the Premier League for some reason
May 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Nobody has said it's a great advert for the Premier League for some reason
This match is brilliantly shit
May 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This match is brilliantly shit
To me in West Yorkshire
On the way to West Yorkshire!
May 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
To me in West Yorkshire
4 things Facebook mistakenly thinks I am interested in:
Bollywood
Escape Rooms
Angry women chasing skateboarders
Aquarium mime
Bollywood
Escape Rooms
Angry women chasing skateboarders
Aquarium mime
May 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
4 things Facebook mistakenly thinks I am interested in:
Bollywood
Escape Rooms
Angry women chasing skateboarders
Aquarium mime
Bollywood
Escape Rooms
Angry women chasing skateboarders
Aquarium mime
Saw this at Krankenhaus last year, loved it.
Following previous events in Prague, Ljubljana, London, Tasmania, Bristol and the Lake District, tQ Editor John Doran and artist film maker Sapphire Goss present their live documentary performance in Porto on Thursday
Metal Modernism Comes To Portugal!
buff.ly/hVDXEoS
Metal Modernism Comes To Portugal!
buff.ly/hVDXEoS
May 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Saw this at Krankenhaus last year, loved it.
I like football again
I just hate football
May 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I like football again
Walton Goggins is in EVERYTHING
May 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Walton Goggins is in EVERYTHING
Reposted by Ben Travers
April 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I just hate football
April 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I just hate football