Talon Lardner
@talonlardner.bsky.social
Born in 1985. A deer on the Internet. Fan of Physical Media, Star Trek, and Worldbuilding.
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That's like an apology tour for making Darth Vader Luke's father. "We're sorry for the most interesting creative choice we made in the 80s :( "
The Transformers The Movie The Apology Tour – Hasbro is Sorry For Killing Optimus Prime #tfw2005 #transformers
The Transformers The Movie The Apology Tour – Hasbro is Sorry For Killing Optimus Prime
Hasbro has officially kicked off their The Transformers: The Movie: The Apology Tour. A video has been dropped featuring a throwback narrator, and offers an apology for killing Optimus Prime and traumatizing you as a child. The theme will go on all year, so expect additional vids, toys and events as the year progresses. Check it out below, stay tuned for more info this weekend at Toy Fair NY!
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February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
That's like an apology tour for making Darth Vader Luke's father. "We're sorry for the most interesting creative choice we made in the 80s :( "
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Happy birthday, Chuck.
Proud to carry on your legacy of studying evolutionary biology while going through it
Proud to carry on your legacy of studying evolutionary biology while going through it
February 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Happy birthday, Chuck.
Proud to carry on your legacy of studying evolutionary biology while going through it
Proud to carry on your legacy of studying evolutionary biology while going through it
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I'll impart as much gray-muzzle advice as I have [thread]
First and foremost: Embrace yourself fully and honestly. You're cringe. I'm cringe. We're furries. Get comfortable with it.
Cringe can bring you happiness and joy if you allow yourself to indulge in your passions.
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
I'll impart as much gray-muzzle advice as I have [thread]
First and foremost: Embrace yourself fully and honestly. You're cringe. I'm cringe. We're furries. Get comfortable with it.
Cringe can bring you happiness and joy if you allow yourself to indulge in your passions.
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜👑💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
I'll impart as much gray-muzzle advice as I have [thread]
First and foremost: Embrace yourself fully and honestly. You're cringe. I'm cringe. We're furries. Get comfortable with it.
Cringe can bring you happiness and joy if you allow yourself to indulge in your passions.
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
I'll impart as much gray-muzzle advice as I have [thread]
First and foremost: Embrace yourself fully and honestly. You're cringe. I'm cringe. We're furries. Get comfortable with it.
Cringe can bring you happiness and joy if you allow yourself to indulge in your passions.
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
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the weirdest thing about AC Evo's pivot away from an interesting concept to instead be Generic Sim #26 is we've already seen two high-profile examples of this not going very well in GT Sport and *especially* Forza Motorsport (2023)
New blog post: There was no other way for me to imagine what happened to Assetto Corsa EVO as gentrification at the behest of the shittiest people.
And yeah, it fucking sucks. AC Evo could have been incredible. 🏁💀🏁
powerhouse-takahashi.ghost.io/assetto-cors...
And yeah, it fucking sucks. AC Evo could have been incredible. 🏁💀🏁
powerhouse-takahashi.ghost.io/assetto-cors...
Assetto Corsa EVO, Lost to Gentrification - PH Takahashi
My mind's eye had Assetto Corsa Evo being a dream game for car and driving enthusiasts, not as a pure sim racing game.
powerhouse-takahashi.ghost.io
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
the weirdest thing about AC Evo's pivot away from an interesting concept to instead be Generic Sim #26 is we've already seen two high-profile examples of this not going very well in GT Sport and *especially* Forza Motorsport (2023)
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
The hardest part about figuring out how to represent myself on the Internet, as in choosing names, avatars, identities... Is that often, I don't even want to be myself in the first place, I just want to be something different.
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The hardest part about figuring out how to represent myself on the Internet, as in choosing names, avatars, identities... Is that often, I don't even want to be myself in the first place, I just want to be something different.
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yeah im excited for the new Forza
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Actually Im Just Gonna play More Tokyo Xtreme Racer
Friggin
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Actually Im Just Gonna play More Tokyo Xtreme Racer
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
yeah im excited for the new Forza
Friggin
Otired of
Ropen-world
Zlive-service
Actually Im Just Gonna play More Tokyo Xtreme Racer
Friggin
Otired of
Ropen-world
Zlive-service
Actually Im Just Gonna play More Tokyo Xtreme Racer
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YOU GOTTA DANCE YRSELF CLEAN, YEAH 🪩
Based of the album cover from LCD Soundsystem -"This is Happening", one of my favorite Albums of all time.
Another amazing comm done by @specterpie.bsky.social , thanks a bunch!
#Sonicart #Sonicoc #lcdsoundsystem
Based of the album cover from LCD Soundsystem -"This is Happening", one of my favorite Albums of all time.
Another amazing comm done by @specterpie.bsky.social , thanks a bunch!
#Sonicart #Sonicoc #lcdsoundsystem
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
YOU GOTTA DANCE YRSELF CLEAN, YEAH 🪩
Based of the album cover from LCD Soundsystem -"This is Happening", one of my favorite Albums of all time.
Another amazing comm done by @specterpie.bsky.social , thanks a bunch!
#Sonicart #Sonicoc #lcdsoundsystem
Based of the album cover from LCD Soundsystem -"This is Happening", one of my favorite Albums of all time.
Another amazing comm done by @specterpie.bsky.social , thanks a bunch!
#Sonicart #Sonicoc #lcdsoundsystem
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Quick reminder now that the killer has been identified
January 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Quick reminder now that the killer has been identified
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It's cold this time of year
December 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It's cold this time of year
I had the strangest dream last night where I was in a rail shooter game straight from Thunderbirds (in aesthetics, not limitations), where I was using a shotgun protecting a friend while killing waves of baddies in 70s Cadillacs and Buicks, with lots of blood despite also being marionettes.
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I had the strangest dream last night where I was in a rail shooter game straight from Thunderbirds (in aesthetics, not limitations), where I was using a shotgun protecting a friend while killing waves of baddies in 70s Cadillacs and Buicks, with lots of blood despite also being marionettes.
Sorry for being so quiet everywhere, just been having a big feeling lately that I am just simply not welcome anywhere, that I am just in the way and I will mess things up, or just make a burden of myself.
December 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Sorry for being so quiet everywhere, just been having a big feeling lately that I am just simply not welcome anywhere, that I am just in the way and I will mess things up, or just make a burden of myself.
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Vrchat is a discord call with extra steps.
Resonite is a gmod server with extra steps.
Resonite is a gmod server with extra steps.
Man I kinda hate how it feels like conversation I have with people in Resonite nowadays is talking about how it compares to VRchat or how doing x is easier/harder
They're different platforms!!!
With different!!! Goals!!!
Resonite is cool as hell and doesn't need to compete with anything else
They're different platforms!!!
With different!!! Goals!!!
Resonite is cool as hell and doesn't need to compete with anything else
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Vrchat is a discord call with extra steps.
Resonite is a gmod server with extra steps.
Resonite is a gmod server with extra steps.
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Guys I don't mean to alarm you, but I just found out that when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza *anytime*.
December 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Guys I don't mean to alarm you, but I just found out that when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza *anytime*.
Recordrd this recently at Nero's MMD world on VRChat, I figured I should share it with you all since for some reason the song and dance really hit home for me. That and I quite like the avatar too!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qb_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qb_...
MMD Dance - Porter Robinson - Sad Machine
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December 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Recordrd this recently at Nero's MMD world on VRChat, I figured I should share it with you all since for some reason the song and dance really hit home for me. That and I quite like the avatar too!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qb_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qb_...
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People will say it came out of nowhere and this is the nowhere they're talking about.
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
People will say it came out of nowhere and this is the nowhere they're talking about.
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Hey I just FYI, on top of all the other reasons that Spotify sucks, they also fired the person who coined the idea of Spotify Wrapped in the first place.
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hey I just FYI, on top of all the other reasons that Spotify sucks, they also fired the person who coined the idea of Spotify Wrapped in the first place.
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
Trying out my new avian avatar lately, she feels so cozy to wear! Great work by @kudalyn.bsky.social for the base, and I just did a simple recolor!
#vrchat #virtualphotography
#vrchat #virtualphotography
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Trying out my new avian avatar lately, she feels so cozy to wear! Great work by @kudalyn.bsky.social for the base, and I just did a simple recolor!
#vrchat #virtualphotography
#vrchat #virtualphotography
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It's that time again!
In this video we're talking about the "Norwegian tradition" of hiding your brooms on Christmas Eve. The quotes are there for a reason.
See, this is the content that makes me happy, but never gets any traction on TT cuz it's not depressing enough I guess?
In this video we're talking about the "Norwegian tradition" of hiding your brooms on Christmas Eve. The quotes are there for a reason.
See, this is the content that makes me happy, but never gets any traction on TT cuz it's not depressing enough I guess?
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It's that time again!
In this video we're talking about the "Norwegian tradition" of hiding your brooms on Christmas Eve. The quotes are there for a reason.
See, this is the content that makes me happy, but never gets any traction on TT cuz it's not depressing enough I guess?
In this video we're talking about the "Norwegian tradition" of hiding your brooms on Christmas Eve. The quotes are there for a reason.
See, this is the content that makes me happy, but never gets any traction on TT cuz it's not depressing enough I guess?
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
