Captain Amex
@tallin32.bsky.social
oh boy my food order unlocked an offer for 70% off full body laser hair removal. Well lookie who doesn’t know their market!
April 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
oh boy my food order unlocked an offer for 70% off full body laser hair removal. Well lookie who doesn’t know their market!
I just saw The Nanny referred to as classic TV and am definitely feeling some kind of way about it.
March 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I just saw The Nanny referred to as classic TV and am definitely feeling some kind of way about it.
Gentle reminder that if Elon Musk were right with his predictions, my blind ass would have taken a hell of a lot of autonomously driven road trips since 2017.
March 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Gentle reminder that if Elon Musk were right with his predictions, my blind ass would have taken a hell of a lot of autonomously driven road trips since 2017.
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He is a monster.
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
He is a monster.
Tr💩mp blaming disabled people for the American Airlines tragedy whilst implying that we were all sympathy hires. What pathetic person knowingly votes for someone that assumes out loud that anyone in your demographic should de facto just sit at home with your nurse?
January 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Tr💩mp blaming disabled people for the American Airlines tragedy whilst implying that we were all sympathy hires. What pathetic person knowingly votes for someone that assumes out loud that anyone in your demographic should de facto just sit at home with your nurse?
Ooooooh the Sunday Scaries are back. Tryna work out if this is scaries on a personal level, a national level, or (most likely) both. The desire to hole up or look for remote work doable from a digital nomad friendly country is strong.
January 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Ooooooh the Sunday Scaries are back. Tryna work out if this is scaries on a personal level, a national level, or (most likely) both. The desire to hole up or look for remote work doable from a digital nomad friendly country is strong.
Trying desperately to learn about Cloudtrail and Cloudwatch. So dry it makes the Sahara or some of the cakes served at my school cafeteria look positively moist.
January 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Trying desperately to learn about Cloudtrail and Cloudwatch. So dry it makes the Sahara or some of the cakes served at my school cafeteria look positively moist.
So quick question. Now that a major financial issue that was looming over us is no longer an issue, and we’re still looking at DC and Boston—do we also know anyone in the Ithaca or Binghamton area(s) that might wanna meet up with some permutation of @phinnia.bsky.social and/or myself?
December 18, 2024 at 9:57 PM
So quick question. Now that a major financial issue that was looming over us is no longer an issue, and we’re still looking at DC and Boston—do we also know anyone in the Ithaca or Binghamton area(s) that might wanna meet up with some permutation of @phinnia.bsky.social and/or myself?
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Editor: You get those photos of Luigi Mangione and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
December 10, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Editor: You get those photos of Luigi Mangione and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Trying to decide whether I should observe the company's hackathon like I did last time—by staying home and enjoying the lack of meetings—or whether I should go to the company town hall, which … I guess there's free pizza?
December 10, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Trying to decide whether I should observe the company's hackathon like I did last time—by staying home and enjoying the lack of meetings—or whether I should go to the company town hall, which … I guess there's free pizza?
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can't they just put their execs in glass cases that you have to get an employee to open for you
BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination
December 7, 2024 at 5:19 PM
can't they just put their execs in glass cases that you have to get an employee to open for you
Not sure where 90% of my grocery order came from, but just as well I have emergency pierogi, I guess.
December 8, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Not sure where 90% of my grocery order came from, but just as well I have emergency pierogi, I guess.
Y’know I’m seeing a lot of parallels between the reaction when the United Health CEO was offed and when a serial murderer has been removed from the gene pool. Kind of like the parallels I see between a cup of coffee and … this cup of coffee.
December 7, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Y’know I’m seeing a lot of parallels between the reaction when the United Health CEO was offed and when a serial murderer has been removed from the gene pool. Kind of like the parallels I see between a cup of coffee and … this cup of coffee.
I should see if Neko likes unagi again. Eventually. It's always an expensive experiment.
December 5, 2024 at 6:30 AM
I should see if Neko likes unagi again. Eventually. It's always an expensive experiment.
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
That thing where I decide to prune all the duplicate code from our test repository and think "Oh this shouldn't take long" and now it's 1:00 in the morning and a THINK the tests are passing but my brain is bubbling ominously so I think that's it for me.
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
That thing where I decide to prune all the duplicate code from our test repository and think "Oh this shouldn't take long" and now it's 1:00 in the morning and a THINK the tests are passing but my brain is bubbling ominously so I think that's it for me.
What's with Elon Musk having his mother sit in on so many meetings? Does he think he's Molly Burke?
December 4, 2024 at 3:44 AM
What's with Elon Musk having his mother sit in on so many meetings? Does he think he's Molly Burke?
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one of the richest and most powerful men in the world, who just helped elect a wannabe dictator, and he has his mother on an endless media tour to tell everyone what a special boy he is
truly one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen
truly one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen
“.. ‘It’s going to be very easy,’ Elon Musk’s mother, Maye Musk, told Fox News on Tuesday, after she sat in on some of her son’s meetings.” 🙄
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/27/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/27/u...
Musk’s Slashing of the Federal Budget Faces Big Hurdles
The so-called Department of Government Efficiency, with Elon Musk as co-leader, has advantages that past budget-cutters did not, but laws and court challenges can still make change slow and difficult.
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2024 at 8:06 PM
one of the richest and most powerful men in the world, who just helped elect a wannabe dictator, and he has his mother on an endless media tour to tell everyone what a special boy he is
truly one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen
truly one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen
I’m going to have a chat with the QA team about how to sanitize a damn SQL query. Just sanitized 74 of them. Stepping away so I don’t <strike>drop</strike>flip a table.
November 22, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I’m going to have a chat with the QA team about how to sanitize a damn SQL query. Just sanitized 74 of them. Stepping away so I don’t <strike>drop</strike>flip a table.
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I AM DECEASED.
November 15, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I AM DECEASED.
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I would love to tell you about the times vaccines prevented me from getting sick, but every time it happens, I don’t notice. I just keep feeling well.
Neither do you.
Public health, when it’s working, is invisible.
Neither do you.
Public health, when it’s working, is invisible.
November 15, 2024 at 11:20 AM
I would love to tell you about the times vaccines prevented me from getting sick, but every time it happens, I don’t notice. I just keep feeling well.
Neither do you.
Public health, when it’s working, is invisible.
Neither do you.
Public health, when it’s working, is invisible.
So my night consisted of learning AWS and discussing with @phinnia.bsky.social how it was possible anyone who watched Sesame Street could have a long term sexual relationship with anyone named Bert, because inevitably they'd come home and be all like Hey Bert and there goes the mood.
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
So my night consisted of learning AWS and discussing with @phinnia.bsky.social how it was possible anyone who watched Sesame Street could have a long term sexual relationship with anyone named Bert, because inevitably they'd come home and be all like Hey Bert and there goes the mood.
The problem with blindness is not the lack of eyesight. With the right training and opportunities, a blind person will, however, realize that they need like every damn browser because site X reads differently in Chrome, Safari, Firefox, Opera, etc.
November 17, 2024 at 4:28 AM
The problem with blindness is not the lack of eyesight. With the right training and opportunities, a blind person will, however, realize that they need like every damn browser because site X reads differently in Chrome, Safari, Firefox, Opera, etc.
You mean Sweet Potato Hitler’s picks aren’t of outstanding moral character?
NEWS
Pete Hegseth, President-elect Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, paid a woman who accused him of sexual assault as part of a nondisclosure agreement according to a statement from his lawyer Saturday and other documents obtained by The Washington Post.
Pete Hegseth, President-elect Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, paid a woman who accused him of sexual assault as part of a nondisclosure agreement according to a statement from his lawyer Saturday and other documents obtained by The Washington Post.
Defense pick Hegseth paid accuser but denies sexual assault, attorney says
Documents obtained by The Post provide extensive detail about an allegation that Pete Hegseth sexually assaulted a woman in 2017.
wapo.st
November 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
You mean Sweet Potato Hitler’s picks aren’t of outstanding moral character?
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November 16, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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