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she said "I dig those awkward silences 'cause I grew up in denial and went to school in Massachusetts"
how's the implementation going, you ask?
next week I gotta figure out if I can embed old Geocities banners at the top of the Manager Insights Hub
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
how's the implementation going, you ask?
my number-one professional Achilles' heel is that I will join basically any project I'm invited to be on, to the point of being constantly double-booked and turning my calendar into a Jenga puzzle. This is almost entirely because I am the nosiest person on Earth and I just like *knowing shit*
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
my number-one professional Achilles' heel is that I will join basically any project I'm invited to be on, to the point of being constantly double-booked and turning my calendar into a Jenga puzzle. This is almost entirely because I am the nosiest person on Earth and I just like *knowing shit*
Peter Coyote is making a whole damn meal out of “Von Steuben” while narrating The Real Prussians Of Valley Forge on PBS
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Peter Coyote is making a whole damn meal out of “Von Steuben” while narrating The Real Prussians Of Valley Forge on PBS
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Dickie Barrett and Ken Casey are the Goofus and Gallant, respectively, of loud Boston white guys
I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dickie Barrett and Ken Casey are the Goofus and Gallant, respectively, of loud Boston white guys
hey, the Globe may be platforming Hanania, but they also have to publish their semi-annual explanation of Harvard tenure protections at the same time so you can only imagine the kind of stress they are under
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
hey, the Globe may be platforming Hanania, but they also have to publish their semi-annual explanation of Harvard tenure protections at the same time so you can only imagine the kind of stress they are under
“Did you gamble away all my Churu money??”
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“Did you gamble away all my Churu money??”
this irritates me on behalf of Lorne Michaels and David Chase, neither of whom appear in the Epstein files like this jumped-up conjurer
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
this irritates me on behalf of Lorne Michaels and David Chase, neither of whom appear in the Epstein files like this jumped-up conjurer
Kenan is the poster child for us Xennials who found a steady job with full benefits in the ‘00s and has clung to it for dear life ever since
It’s wild to check in with Saturday Night Live and see that Kenan is still there despite also being on the show when Chevy Chase was on it
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Kenan is the poster child for us Xennials who found a steady job with full benefits in the ‘00s and has clung to it for dear life ever since
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lol last night was a rerun
“NBC's Seth Meyers is suffering from an incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). He was viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage…”
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
lol last night was a rerun
I walked nearly 7 miles around Vegas yesterday, half of it in high-heeled boots, which means I’ve spent today mostly horizontal in the hotel spa 🧖♀️
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I walked nearly 7 miles around Vegas yesterday, half of it in high-heeled boots, which means I’ve spent today mostly horizontal in the hotel spa 🧖♀️
Someone at this group dinner at Medieval Times asked me who my favorite Disney villain was. I haven’t seen a Disney movie in years so I panicked and said “Nick Jonas”
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Someone at this group dinner at Medieval Times asked me who my favorite Disney villain was. I haven’t seen a Disney movie in years so I panicked and said “Nick Jonas”
inshallah they yank this limey's student visa
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
dailyfreepress.com/11/13/10/216...
dailyfreepress.com/11/13/10/216...
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
inshallah they yank this limey's student visa
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
if you mention your houseman then you’d better be referring to your copy of the Collected Poems or else
It’s hardly the most important thing, but among the reason these guys belong in an oubliette is saying shit like “my houseman”
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
if you mention your houseman then you’d better be referring to your copy of the Collected Poems or else
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
LRT: Vichy Kraft can get bent but it’s not his downfall I’m praying for, it’s Tavernseats and that god damn jumped-up pizza blogger
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
LRT: Vichy Kraft can get bent but it’s not his downfall I’m praying for, it’s Tavernseats and that god damn jumped-up pizza blogger
Ybor City is a real place? I thought Craig Finn made it up like a real druggy Narnia
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ybor City is a real place? I thought Craig Finn made it up like a real druggy Narnia
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the masculinity crisis isn't real, just emulate Hercule Poirot like a normal teenager and calm down
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the masculinity crisis isn't real, just emulate Hercule Poirot like a normal teenager and calm down
He’s running to realize his vision of building a second supermarket over the Turnpike
November 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
He’s running to realize his vision of building a second supermarket over the Turnpike
Saturday AM population report from Heartbreak Hill: it’s all runners and wild turkeys out here
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Saturday AM population report from Heartbreak Hill: it’s all runners and wild turkeys out here
watching Downey Wrote That and whenever Conan talks about
Norm Macdonald I get a little sad
Norm Macdonald I get a little sad
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
watching Downey Wrote That and whenever Conan talks about
Norm Macdonald I get a little sad
Norm Macdonald I get a little sad
Lewis Hamilton’s hairline is beginning to concern me
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Lewis Hamilton’s hairline is beginning to concern me
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happy for nyc or whatever but can we all appreciate that boston just had one of the funniest elections of all time
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
happy for nyc or whatever but can we all appreciate that boston just had one of the funniest elections of all time