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she said "I dig those awkward silences 'cause I grew up in denial and went to school in Massachusetts"
why is Katy Perry at the Abu Dhabi GP? Isn’t she supposed to be in space or Canada?
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
why is Katy Perry at the Abu Dhabi GP? Isn’t she supposed to be in space or Canada?
December 2005: stressed about applying to grad school, I take up crocheting & watch a lot of America’s Next Top Model on other people’s couches
December 2025: stressed about launching Workday, I take up crocheting & watch a lot of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on other people’s couches
December 2025: stressed about launching Workday, I take up crocheting & watch a lot of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on other people’s couches
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
December 2005: stressed about applying to grad school, I take up crocheting & watch a lot of America’s Next Top Model on other people’s couches
December 2025: stressed about launching Workday, I take up crocheting & watch a lot of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on other people’s couches
December 2025: stressed about launching Workday, I take up crocheting & watch a lot of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on other people’s couches
after 2+ years as a client I think “clinically depressed Big 10 graduates” is way more accurate
Accenture dubs its 800,000 staff ‘reinventors’ as it adapts to AI on.ft.com/3M91cSz
Accenture dubs its 800,000 staff ‘reinventors’ as it adapts to AI
Move follows in footsteps of Disney’s ‘imagineers’ and Amazon’s ‘ninja coders’
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December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
after 2+ years as a client I think “clinically depressed Big 10 graduates” is way more accurate
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TPUSA is an organized faculty harassment network and every university administrator who is good at their job should be trying to remove the organization from their campus. If I was a professor I would be terrified of any student who is a member because they are trying to get me fired for wrongthink.
the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
TPUSA is an organized faculty harassment network and every university administrator who is good at their job should be trying to remove the organization from their campus. If I was a professor I would be terrified of any student who is a member because they are trying to get me fired for wrongthink.
Sharl is just texting behind the wheel and browsing Pinterest boards for groomsmen at this point
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sharl is just texting behind the wheel and browsing Pinterest boards for groomsmen at this point
you could write an entire I/O psych dissertation on what went wrong at McLaren this year, my god
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
you could write an entire I/O psych dissertation on what went wrong at McLaren this year, my god
if you get banned from the Silhouette you might as well just drop out of BU. Not even John Silber’s ghost wants you around
The man without a neighborhood
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#Allston #immigrants #Boston #Republicans #BostonUniversity
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#Allston #immigrants #Boston #Republicans #BostonUniversity
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
if you get banned from the Silhouette you might as well just drop out of BU. Not even John Silber’s ghost wants you around
Saturday morning so far: took 2 wrong turns coming out of rotaries, knocked over my water bottle in yoga class, knocked over my cold brew at City Feed, then took another wrong turn coming out of a different rotary on my way home. At least my upward-facing-dog form is improving?
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Saturday morning so far: took 2 wrong turns coming out of rotaries, knocked over my water bottle in yoga class, knocked over my cold brew at City Feed, then took another wrong turn coming out of a different rotary on my way home. At least my upward-facing-dog form is improving?
COOL AUNT BULLETIN
the good news: my teenage nieces are making college tour noises and asked me to take them to Snowport next month
the bad news: if they actually come to school down here I’m gonna have to get used to doing Zoomer shit in neighborhoods where parking costs $42
the good news: my teenage nieces are making college tour noises and asked me to take them to Snowport next month
the bad news: if they actually come to school down here I’m gonna have to get used to doing Zoomer shit in neighborhoods where parking costs $42
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
COOL AUNT BULLETIN
the good news: my teenage nieces are making college tour noises and asked me to take them to Snowport next month
the bad news: if they actually come to school down here I’m gonna have to get used to doing Zoomer shit in neighborhoods where parking costs $42
the good news: my teenage nieces are making college tour noises and asked me to take them to Snowport next month
the bad news: if they actually come to school down here I’m gonna have to get used to doing Zoomer shit in neighborhoods where parking costs $42
Me to my coworker: I gotta go, I have to pick up the fancy bread for Thanksgiving
My coworker: haha, that’s such a cat lady thing. (hoists a giant tabby into frame) …I should go pick up the fancy cheese
My coworker: haha, that’s such a cat lady thing. (hoists a giant tabby into frame) …I should go pick up the fancy cheese
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me to my coworker: I gotta go, I have to pick up the fancy bread for Thanksgiving
My coworker: haha, that’s such a cat lady thing. (hoists a giant tabby into frame) …I should go pick up the fancy cheese
My coworker: haha, that’s such a cat lady thing. (hoists a giant tabby into frame) …I should go pick up the fancy cheese
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A sovereign citizen's car in the wild, well, at the South Bay Mall
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#Boston #Dorchester #TravelingVsDriving
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#Boston #Dorchester #TravelingVsDriving
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A sovereign citizen's car in the wild, well, at the South Bay Mall
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#Boston #Dorchester #TravelingVsDriving
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#Boston #Dorchester #TravelingVsDriving
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me: [reviewing very elaborate american girl doll trademark hypo with class]
student: professor, I’m sorry but you made an error & I feel obligated to let you know before we go further
me (nervous): I did? what was it?
student (gravely): you mixed up felicity & kirsten
student: professor, I’m sorry but you made an error & I feel obligated to let you know before we go further
me (nervous): I did? what was it?
student (gravely): you mixed up felicity & kirsten
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
me: [reviewing very elaborate american girl doll trademark hypo with class]
student: professor, I’m sorry but you made an error & I feel obligated to let you know before we go further
me (nervous): I did? what was it?
student (gravely): you mixed up felicity & kirsten
student: professor, I’m sorry but you made an error & I feel obligated to let you know before we go further
me (nervous): I did? what was it?
student (gravely): you mixed up felicity & kirsten
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You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
watching Ruth Buscombe gradually understand *why* her old boss was being a Gallic gossip gremlin live on F1TV was also entertaining
wait so fred drags laurent out of his f1tv interview, pulls him off to the side seemingly desperate to tell him something, and throws up two fingers to someone watching on
two fingers as in…… both cars?????? 😭
two fingers as in…… both cars?????? 😭
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
watching Ruth Buscombe gradually understand *why* her old boss was being a Gallic gossip gremlin live on F1TV was also entertaining
I have nothing constructive to say about the Vegas GP aside from idly wondering who told Mr Beyoncé those lil Ringo Starr sunglasses were a good idea
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I have nothing constructive to say about the Vegas GP aside from idly wondering who told Mr Beyoncé those lil Ringo Starr sunglasses were a good idea
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I guess I heard about original sin
I heard the dudes blamed the chick
I heard the chick blamed the snake
And I heard they were naked when they got busted
I heard the dudes blamed the chick
I heard the chick blamed the snake
And I heard they were naked when they got busted
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I guess I heard about original sin
I heard the dudes blamed the chick
I heard the chick blamed the snake
And I heard they were naked when they got busted
I heard the dudes blamed the chick
I heard the chick blamed the snake
And I heard they were naked when they got busted
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BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
coven is watching A Very Jonas Christmas Movie and I want to know what their therapists think about this
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
coven is watching A Very Jonas Christmas Movie and I want to know what their therapists think about this
last weekend in Vegas I convinced Nicole to start watching Drive To Survive (don’t care if it’s not real, it’s the perfect F1 entry point for people who went to Bravocon) and she picked up on the overall themes real fast
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
last weekend in Vegas I convinced Nicole to start watching Drive To Survive (don’t care if it’s not real, it’s the perfect F1 entry point for people who went to Bravocon) and she picked up on the overall themes real fast
how's the implementation going, you ask?
next week I gotta figure out if I can embed old Geocities banners at the top of the Manager Insights Hub
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
how's the implementation going, you ask?
my number-one professional Achilles' heel is that I will join basically any project I'm invited to be on, to the point of being constantly double-booked and turning my calendar into a Jenga puzzle. This is almost entirely because I am the nosiest person on Earth and I just like *knowing shit*
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
my number-one professional Achilles' heel is that I will join basically any project I'm invited to be on, to the point of being constantly double-booked and turning my calendar into a Jenga puzzle. This is almost entirely because I am the nosiest person on Earth and I just like *knowing shit*
Peter Coyote is making a whole damn meal out of “Von Steuben” while narrating The Real Prussians Of Valley Forge on PBS
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Peter Coyote is making a whole damn meal out of “Von Steuben” while narrating The Real Prussians Of Valley Forge on PBS
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Dickie Barrett and Ken Casey are the Goofus and Gallant, respectively, of loud Boston white guys
I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dickie Barrett and Ken Casey are the Goofus and Gallant, respectively, of loud Boston white guys