it’s a DELIGHT

I spent the last week inhaling secondhand Bravocon fumes

next week I gotta figure out if I can embed old Geocities banners at the top of the Manager Insights Hub

notable exception: Workday implementation meetings. I don't even want to attend the ones I'm actually running

short version: moral turpitude is venial while citationless behavior is mortal

my favorite thing in the world is when my friends’ husbands do manual labor for me so I don’t have to

I have to validate my work email thru the Verizon system and it’s not cooperating, because it’s 2025 and nothing works, but my workaround is just “bitch to my coworker who handles employee perks so she’ll bitch to VZW on my behalf” and I don’t think this dynamic exists anywhere else anymore?

Kenan can’t leave 30 Rock because Lorne will always take care of his bank account

I can’t leave Longwood because I’ve grown accustomed to hospital employee health insurance and a 19% monthly discount on my cell phone bill

wearing several articles of clothing I haven’t thought about since my 20s and watching a Bravo-themed drag show where I don’t understand half the references. Is this what it’s like hanging out with me when you’ve never seen 30 Rock?

“where are your friends?” at Bravocon with the Housewives and their butler Andy Cohen (COM ‘90)

lmao remember when Nick Fuentes dropped out because he couldn't handle being called a Nazi on the reg?

“we thought that my berryman could fly, but he didn’t so he died”