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"Ally" is an appellation that is earned/bestowed upon you by the group you claim to be supporting.

IT IS NOT A TITLE YOU GET TO CLAIM FOR YOURSELF!

"I am not so much an 'Ally' as I am an 'unindicted coconspirator'!

NO DMs, gets an instablock
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I am SHOCKED, SHOCKED I TELL YOU , that anybody would ever buy this button.

IT IS HORRIBLE!

I can't believe that they would make such a thing and post it for sale on eBay!

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO WHEN WE NORMALIZE THIS KIND OF VIOLENT ICONOGRAPHY ?!?

www.ebay.com/itm/33353093...
FOLLOW YOUR LEADER 25MM BADGE HITLER PIN ANTIFACIST BLACK LIVES MATTER | eBay
They are hand produced using quality UK manufactured components and the designs are printed on a laser printer.
www.ebay.com
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They are claiming that a woman with a gun who they shot they just…let drive away to a hospital?
a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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also, in keeping with Vance’s view of american identity, only white people are fully American with the right to critique or dissent. nonwhites must show proper gratitude (supporting Trump or marrying JD Vance) before they can speak critically of the country (in approved ways, of course)
Weaponized gratitude is a key tool in the abuser's toolkit. The goal is to convince the victim that they owe the abuser so much, they should feel guilty for wanting to complain.
October 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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My Canadians again...They just get it! 🇨🇦💙
October 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
October 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Me: With an autosomal dominant trait, everyone who has the trait inherited it from a parent with that trait.

Student: I have this condition which is listed as autosomal dominant. But neither of my parents have it. How does that work?

Me:
September 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I have individual song m4p files that are larger than 50MB!
Fun fact: the first external hard drive I ever bought was for my Amiga 500. It was 50MB. I thought, “My gods, I will never need so much disk space in my entire life.“

Today I took delivery of a Seagate 24TB hard drive.
age verification:
Commodore 64
Amiga 500
September 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Here's the video Trump just posted to Truth Social, with the claim that 11 people aboard the boat were killed.

There is zero evidence of self-defense here. Looks like a massacre of civilians at sea.

Even if they had drugs aboard, that's not a capital offense.
September 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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😑
August 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Federal agents in DC have been starting dangerous car cases for small stuff like tinted windows. The chases violate DC police policy.

Out of 10 cases, six ended in a crash. One car had a minor in back.

www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
August 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Jesus fucking christ. The Trump administration tried to send a bunch of children to Guatemala at 3 am and justified it by saying that the kids just wanted to return to their parents in Guatemala, but the kids actually told the court that they are afraid of being sent back to Guatemala.
August 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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The cruelty and arrogance of the Trump regime is staggering.
Thanks to Anna Bower for this crucial coverage.
DEVELOPING: Advocates are seeking a court order to block the Trump administration’s effort to deport hundreds of unaccompanied minor children to Guatemala.

Judge abruptly moved 3 pm hearing up to 12:30 after she was notified that some children “are in the process of being removed" today.
August 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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maybe if we sang “Free Palestine” to the tune of “Sweet Caroline” we could get more white people on board
August 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Everybody is hoping for his death ... but I have a better plan.

I am going for "Incapacitated by a stroke, unable to speak, locked in, with a long, painful, lingering death, before passing several years from now; laying in his own waste."

Cause of death, "sepsis due to MRSA bed sores!"
August 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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BREAKING — Dept. of Defense civilian employees all received an email a short while ago offering them the opportunity to support ICE and CBP “as they fulfill the President's intent to ensure a safe and orderly immigration system.”

Full text of email and attached memo from Sec. Def. Pete Hegseth:
August 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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DPS evacuated the building, supposedly on the basis of a threat they received. They did this just after 7, right as the protest was scheduled to begin and they only evacuated visitors.

The Democrats in the house chamber were still not allowed to leave and remained under armed guard.
August 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Ok cog sucker
August 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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It's the way everyone hopscotches right over this for me.
A civil war is almost certainly going to target Black and brown people, and we know that because IT ALREADY IS.
August 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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once again I will remind people that the structure of unions and labor relations we have in this country was a compromise because the alternative involved firebombing the houses of the executives
August 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Roughly 10,000 Air Canada flight attendants have refused a government order to get back to work—forcing Canada’s flagship carrier to halt service “until further notice.”
Air Canada Suspends All Flights—Here’s What To Know About Flight Attendant Strike
Roughly 10,000 Air Canada flight attendants have refused a government order to get back to work—forcing Canada’s flagship carrier to halt service “until further notice.”
www.forbes.com
August 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Had a MAGAt conspiracy theorist come at me hard on another site.

My reply of

"Oh, Sweetie, No. You THINK you are subversive, but all you ACTUALLY are is sub-literate" did not go over well.

He blocked me.
August 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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These cards were distributed at daughter’s LAUSD school this morning for the first day of class. I think I’ll post this one on my office door.
August 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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so the thing about all this is: yes, it’s unjust that a pink polo white guy gets ROR in a situation when a black person would have likely been brutalized or worse, WHICH IS WHY PINK POLO WHITE GUYS ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD RISK THIS STUFF
August 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM