Aubrey Shumway
@sundyst.bsky.social
I don’t know what I’m doing any more. Does it come with fries?
Pinned
I dunno. I made dinner, I guess.
It was delicious.
It was delicious.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I dunno. I made dinner, I guess.
It was delicious.
It was delicious.
At a conference this morning. The keynote speaker was introduced as appreciating “Nachos that are wide, but not tall”.
Girl. Let’s be besties.
Girl. Let’s be besties.
January 30, 2026 at 4:01 PM
At a conference this morning. The keynote speaker was introduced as appreciating “Nachos that are wide, but not tall”.
Girl. Let’s be besties.
Girl. Let’s be besties.
You either leave Utah or live here long enough to add full sugar syrup to your zero sugar soda without pause.
January 27, 2026 at 8:20 PM
You either leave Utah or live here long enough to add full sugar syrup to your zero sugar soda without pause.
The thing about playing Skyrim in 2026 is it's hard to feel any empathy for the Stormcloaks' whole plan of *checks notes* kicking all races but Nords out of Skyrim and installing Ulfric as High King. All in the name of their God Talos, who probably MAYBE wouldn't have wanted this done in his name?
January 27, 2026 at 5:16 PM
The thing about playing Skyrim in 2026 is it's hard to feel any empathy for the Stormcloaks' whole plan of *checks notes* kicking all races but Nords out of Skyrim and installing Ulfric as High King. All in the name of their God Talos, who probably MAYBE wouldn't have wanted this done in his name?
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Yes. Which poses several interesting questions
A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Yes. Which poses several interesting questions
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Good morning from Skyrim.
January 24, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Good morning from Skyrim.
Took a sick day. Decided to order myself some food from DoorDash.
Opened the app to this.
How does it know?
Opened the app to this.
How does it know?
January 22, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Took a sick day. Decided to order myself some food from DoorDash.
Opened the app to this.
How does it know?
Opened the app to this.
How does it know?
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Here for the Jeff Russo/Rufus Wainwright schmaltzy “San Francisco” cover during the Series Premier of Starfleet Academy.
I think I was their exact Target Audience for this one.
youtu.be/9tnDfAV8L_s?...
I think I was their exact Target Audience for this one.
youtu.be/9tnDfAV8L_s?...
San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Flowers In Your Hair) (Alt Version)
YouTube video by Jeff Russo - Topic
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Here for the Jeff Russo/Rufus Wainwright schmaltzy “San Francisco” cover during the Series Premier of Starfleet Academy.
I think I was their exact Target Audience for this one.
youtu.be/9tnDfAV8L_s?...
I think I was their exact Target Audience for this one.
youtu.be/9tnDfAV8L_s?...
But. Like. He knows he’s cute, so it’s cool.
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
But. Like. He knows he’s cute, so it’s cool.
My car-obsessed two year old walked past ALLLL the stuffed animals and shirts and hats at the aquarium gift shop and like a bloodhound sniffed out the one car in the whole joint.
January 18, 2026 at 1:45 AM
My car-obsessed two year old walked past ALLLL the stuffed animals and shirts and hats at the aquarium gift shop and like a bloodhound sniffed out the one car in the whole joint.
What did you have for dinner tonight?
We had copycat Costco Chicken Bake
We had copycat Costco Chicken Bake
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 AM
What did you have for dinner tonight?
We had copycat Costco Chicken Bake
We had copycat Costco Chicken Bake
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Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased. Thus do we refute entropy.
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased. Thus do we refute entropy.
I don’t know. Have a selfie, I guess.
January 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I don’t know. Have a selfie, I guess.
Happy Monday and first work day of the new year to the 100+ unread emails in my work email inbox. Let's do this.
a group of men standing next to each other with the words everytime i go back to work so it begins
Alt: a group of men standing next to each other with the words everytime i go back to work so it begins
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Happy Monday and first work day of the new year to the 100+ unread emails in my work email inbox. Let's do this.
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
UPDATE:
I have caught some sort of plague (read: head cold), and instead of either DSIII or OCTOPATH Traveler, I somehow found myself playing Skyrim.
I have caught some sort of plague (read: head cold), and instead of either DSIII or OCTOPATH Traveler, I somehow found myself playing Skyrim.
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
UPDATE:
I have caught some sort of plague (read: head cold), and instead of either DSIII or OCTOPATH Traveler, I somehow found myself playing Skyrim.
I have caught some sort of plague (read: head cold), and instead of either DSIII or OCTOPATH Traveler, I somehow found myself playing Skyrim.
Layton ( @theshums.bsky.social ): What are you doing?
Me, cleaning: “I’m just putting the adult sippies next to the Shumling’s sippies”
Me, cleaning: “I’m just putting the adult sippies next to the Shumling’s sippies”
December 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Layton ( @theshums.bsky.social ): What are you doing?
Me, cleaning: “I’m just putting the adult sippies next to the Shumling’s sippies”
Me, cleaning: “I’m just putting the adult sippies next to the Shumling’s sippies”
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I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
Shumling has decided that the screensaver on the tv in our bedroom is his new favorite thing.
He now loves to ask for “Fishes on the TV”. At all times. Whenever he is bored.
He now loves to ask for “Fishes on the TV”. At all times. Whenever he is bored.
December 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Shumling has decided that the screensaver on the tv in our bedroom is his new favorite thing.
He now loves to ask for “Fishes on the TV”. At all times. Whenever he is bored.
He now loves to ask for “Fishes on the TV”. At all times. Whenever he is bored.
I live in Utah and thus have no access to Poutine.
But I CAN get KPop fries from our local Korean BBQ joint and that makes me forget about Poutine.
But I CAN get KPop fries from our local Korean BBQ joint and that makes me forget about Poutine.
December 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I live in Utah and thus have no access to Poutine.
But I CAN get KPop fries from our local Korean BBQ joint and that makes me forget about Poutine.
But I CAN get KPop fries from our local Korean BBQ joint and that makes me forget about Poutine.
Decembers suck. But today feels okay.
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Decembers suck. But today feels okay.
Purchased an assortment of Dice fidget toys as gifts for the players in my local D&D campaign.
@worksofwhimsy.bsky.social threw in a few extras and I am tickled pink.
(But. Like. How did you know I’m emotionally attached to fictional characters?)
@worksofwhimsy.bsky.social threw in a few extras and I am tickled pink.
(But. Like. How did you know I’m emotionally attached to fictional characters?)
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Purchased an assortment of Dice fidget toys as gifts for the players in my local D&D campaign.
@worksofwhimsy.bsky.social threw in a few extras and I am tickled pink.
(But. Like. How did you know I’m emotionally attached to fictional characters?)
@worksofwhimsy.bsky.social threw in a few extras and I am tickled pink.
(But. Like. How did you know I’m emotionally attached to fictional characters?)
Finally saw Wicked: For Good with @theshums.bsky.social tonight.
It was everything my inner Music Theater kid wanted it to be.
It was everything my inner Music Theater kid wanted it to be.
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Finally saw Wicked: For Good with @theshums.bsky.social tonight.
It was everything my inner Music Theater kid wanted it to be.
It was everything my inner Music Theater kid wanted it to be.