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finding my place in the ape house
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· Aug 13
it must be a dreamy Sabbath afternoon the way my ass is circumambulating this city
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bro flubbed the twizzle
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
bro flubbed the twizzle
Tenet
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Tenet
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You should be able to find jobs by searching "guy who shows up on time and generally does what he's supposed to"
October 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You should be able to find jobs by searching "guy who shows up on time and generally does what he's supposed to"
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
Good News for People Who Love Bad News is overrated in the mainstream context but painfully underrated in the context of MM's discography
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Good News for People Who Love Bad News is overrated in the mainstream context but painfully underrated in the context of MM's discography
look if we can't ban the dogshow can we at least make them censor the balls for the live broadcast
February 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
look if we can't ban the dogshow can we at least make them censor the balls for the live broadcast
I think the lack of accountability is a huge reason for how many Americans "live in a different reality." If Trump actually tried to do a coup on 1/6, or if he was actually buddies with Epstein, wouldnt he he in jail? Since he isn't, that's all got to be made of Democrat lies, right?
can't help but think there is probably a corrosive effect of having sex trafficker-elite emails unveiled for months on end as one of the biggest cultural/news stories of the last year— unearthing an inexcusable moral rot in the upper echelons of power—but without any real accountability/justice
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I think the lack of accountability is a huge reason for how many Americans "live in a different reality." If Trump actually tried to do a coup on 1/6, or if he was actually buddies with Epstein, wouldnt he he in jail? Since he isn't, that's all got to be made of Democrat lies, right?
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J DSL Vance
JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
J DSL Vance
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I just wag my damn tail.
February 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I just wag my damn tail.
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Moussa Cisse did a kip up after blocking a shot lol
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Moussa Cisse did a kip up after blocking a shot lol
a documentary called .08th, in the vein of 13th, but instead of educating people about how the amendment banning slavery actually enshrined its legality into law, it's about how anti-drunk driving laws actually give you a right to drive drunk below a certain ABV
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 PM
a documentary called .08th, in the vein of 13th, but instead of educating people about how the amendment banning slavery actually enshrined its legality into law, it's about how anti-drunk driving laws actually give you a right to drive drunk below a certain ABV
SEND HELP is a movie about how when a woman takes her bra off its because she has committed murder
February 2, 2026 at 2:14 AM
SEND HELP is a movie about how when a woman takes her bra off its because she has committed murder
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How else would he get pussy nigga been a pedo
January 30, 2026 at 8:20 PM
How else would he get pussy nigga been a pedo
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What kills kids in America:
1. cars
2. guns
Guess what the GOP has worked relentlessly to support for half a century now?
1. cars
2. guns
Guess what the GOP has worked relentlessly to support for half a century now?
Gov. Landry: "I like to ask Democrats if they like their communities to be dangerous or safe. Do they want their children to be able to walk to school or do they want to worry if they send them on the sidewalks, that unfortunate violent things are going to happen to them?"
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 PM
What kills kids in America:
1. cars
2. guns
Guess what the GOP has worked relentlessly to support for half a century now?
1. cars
2. guns
Guess what the GOP has worked relentlessly to support for half a century now?
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2026 Reading Thread:
Starting off with a heater. Reread, technically, though I felt like I got way more out of it this time. Really felt like I got to know the enponymous pair, and their final scenes were devastating. St. Helena, and some of the scenes in the West Line, still confuse me. BANGER.
Starting off with a heater. Reread, technically, though I felt like I got way more out of it this time. Really felt like I got to know the enponymous pair, and their final scenes were devastating. St. Helena, and some of the scenes in the West Line, still confuse me. BANGER.
January 28, 2026 at 2:23 PM
2026 Reading Thread:
Starting off with a heater. Reread, technically, though I felt like I got way more out of it this time. Really felt like I got to know the enponymous pair, and their final scenes were devastating. St. Helena, and some of the scenes in the West Line, still confuse me. BANGER.
Starting off with a heater. Reread, technically, though I felt like I got way more out of it this time. Really felt like I got to know the enponymous pair, and their final scenes were devastating. St. Helena, and some of the scenes in the West Line, still confuse me. BANGER.
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sister told me she was having trouble differentiating Goose and Geese so i thought of a rhyme scheme
January 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
sister told me she was having trouble differentiating Goose and Geese so i thought of a rhyme scheme
I hope you brought some sour cream. because we're going to have to "taco" bout this
January 27, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I hope you brought some sour cream. because we're going to have to "taco" bout this
they got one of them numales singing the national anthem
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 PM
they got one of them numales singing the national anthem
they should call him drake mayknot
January 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
they should call him drake mayknot
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they should by vaccinated BY gunpoint. put the needle on the gun. more efficient that way
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:55 PM
they should by vaccinated BY gunpoint. put the needle on the gun. more efficient that way