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The Local Metal Lurker
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I like metal and I sometimes say dumb stuff
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The majority of the story in King Diamond's Abigail could have been avoided if someone just fixed those slippery stairs.
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I'm sick of dystopia, let's bring back Fruitopia.
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I'm listening to Grin by Coroner and it's a solid album despite all the differing opinions I've heard of it over the years. I think the reason why it works is because it's clear that Coroner wanted to try a more industrial style and were passionate about it.
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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to Boltly Throw
January 18, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I think I might already have my favorite album of 2026
productionstso.bandcamp.com/album/sealed...
Sealed Into None, by Exxûl
5 track album
productionstso.bandcamp.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Kinda sucks that today is the last day we're allowed to listen to music released in 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I miss the days when the only things named after tolkien characters were black metal bands and dungeon synth projects. Now every malicious rich fuck has an evil company named after something from tolkien.
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I'm not doing 2025 achievements b/c the last few years, I've realized putting my self-worth into achievements, time markers, etc is so unhealthy

All I care about is living and loving as best I can while I still can

And I'm trying

We're only going to die -- all we have is right now and each other
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I had a dream that Andy LaRocque tried to take my melatonin gummies from me. A lot more stuff happened in that dream but that's the main thing I remember.
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is probably the most cheerful sounding song I've ever heard about how the church manipulates people. Nearly sounds like something from a Disney movie. Still an absolute banger though.
glaciermetal.bandcamp.com/track/the-bl...
"The Blind Leadin' the Blind", by Glacier
from the album Glacier 1988 Demo
glaciermetal.bandcamp.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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reminder brocas helm have a song called skullfucker
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I present this band photo to you with no context or comment
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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it kinda sucks dude is sort of a gendered term because it really is like in top 3 best english words to use in reaction to something. its so versatile
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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i think if you gave yoda a glass of fluoridated water and he drank it he'd scream in pain and vomit blood and die on his back with his limbs curled up like a cockroach
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I've been trying to explain in words what exactly it is that makes Heavy Load's music so appealing to me, and I think a part of it is that it sounds so mellow yet energetic and motivating at the same time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBl8...
Free
YouTube video by Heavy Load - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I am listening to Bonginator. The song “Pizza Time” includes the lyrics “Shredder’s a bitch” and “suck my turtle dick”
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I really hope we get to a point in society where we don't have to defend being trans, or gay, or bi or w/e by saying that people are born that way. I hope we can get to a point where it's simply ok to be those things no matter what, even if you DID choose it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
For a reason I can't explain, metal with melodic elements hits differently when you're tired www.youtube.com/watch?v=razB...
Exodus
YouTube video by Fates Warning - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Randomly remembered that time when Paul Di'Anno made a song with Killers where he raps about how much he hates Los Angeles
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I don't know how to tell my parents that they've decorated their bedroom like a Doom map where you can only use greytall.
November 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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ALL RIGHT THIS NEXT ONE'S CALLED JESUS IS SUS!!!
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I only just last night found out that Frost and Fire festival is not only a thing again but that Cirith Ungol are playing and I had to continuously remind myself that this was not in fact a dream.
October 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Helloween's Walls of Jericho has a fast airy feeling, as if I'm flying through the clouds but at the pace of a hyper speed
October 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Filing for bankruptcy because the Nazi bands I fronted money to fucked off without paying me back
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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It looks like there are actually a few more repercussions and headaches happening for bands that played Metal Threat, you love to see it
October 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Impaled essentially sounds like Carcass if they never moved past their Necrotism era and only got more insane over time, and that's what I love about them.
October 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM