The Local Metal Lurker
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I like metal and I sometimes say dumb stuff
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The majority of the story in King Diamond's Abigail could have been avoided if someone just fixed those slippery stairs.
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it kinda sucks dude is sort of a gendered term because it really is like in top 3 best english words to use in reaction to something. its so versatile
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
it kinda sucks dude is sort of a gendered term because it really is like in top 3 best english words to use in reaction to something. its so versatile
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i think if you gave yoda a glass of fluoridated water and he drank it he'd scream in pain and vomit blood and die on his back with his limbs curled up like a cockroach
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i think if you gave yoda a glass of fluoridated water and he drank it he'd scream in pain and vomit blood and die on his back with his limbs curled up like a cockroach
I've been trying to explain in words what exactly it is that makes Heavy Load's music so appealing to me, and I think a part of it is that it sounds so mellow yet energetic and motivating at the same time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBl8...
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YouTube video by Heavy Load - Topic
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November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I've been trying to explain in words what exactly it is that makes Heavy Load's music so appealing to me, and I think a part of it is that it sounds so mellow yet energetic and motivating at the same time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBl8...
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I am listening to Bonginator. The song “Pizza Time” includes the lyrics “Shredder’s a bitch” and “suck my turtle dick”
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I am listening to Bonginator. The song “Pizza Time” includes the lyrics “Shredder’s a bitch” and “suck my turtle dick”
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I really hope we get to a point in society where we don't have to defend being trans, or gay, or bi or w/e by saying that people are born that way. I hope we can get to a point where it's simply ok to be those things no matter what, even if you DID choose it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I really hope we get to a point in society where we don't have to defend being trans, or gay, or bi or w/e by saying that people are born that way. I hope we can get to a point where it's simply ok to be those things no matter what, even if you DID choose it.
For a reason I can't explain, metal with melodic elements hits differently when you're tired www.youtube.com/watch?v=razB...
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YouTube video by Fates Warning - Topic
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November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
For a reason I can't explain, metal with melodic elements hits differently when you're tired www.youtube.com/watch?v=razB...
Randomly remembered that time when Paul Di'Anno made a song with Killers where he raps about how much he hates Los Angeles
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Randomly remembered that time when Paul Di'Anno made a song with Killers where he raps about how much he hates Los Angeles
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I don't know how to tell my parents that they've decorated their bedroom like a Doom map where you can only use greytall.
November 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I don't know how to tell my parents that they've decorated their bedroom like a Doom map where you can only use greytall.
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ALL RIGHT THIS NEXT ONE'S CALLED JESUS IS SUS!!!
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ALL RIGHT THIS NEXT ONE'S CALLED JESUS IS SUS!!!
I only just last night found out that Frost and Fire festival is not only a thing again but that Cirith Ungol are playing and I had to continuously remind myself that this was not in fact a dream.
October 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I only just last night found out that Frost and Fire festival is not only a thing again but that Cirith Ungol are playing and I had to continuously remind myself that this was not in fact a dream.
Helloween's Walls of Jericho has a fast airy feeling, as if I'm flying through the clouds but at the pace of a hyper speed
October 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Helloween's Walls of Jericho has a fast airy feeling, as if I'm flying through the clouds but at the pace of a hyper speed
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Filing for bankruptcy because the Nazi bands I fronted money to fucked off without paying me back
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Filing for bankruptcy because the Nazi bands I fronted money to fucked off without paying me back
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It looks like there are actually a few more repercussions and headaches happening for bands that played Metal Threat, you love to see it
October 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It looks like there are actually a few more repercussions and headaches happening for bands that played Metal Threat, you love to see it
Impaled essentially sounds like Carcass if they never moved past their Necrotism era and only got more insane over time, and that's what I love about them.
October 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Impaled essentially sounds like Carcass if they never moved past their Necrotism era and only got more insane over time, and that's what I love about them.
As disappointed as I am in Dead Congregation for playing at Metal Threat I can at least give them some credit for giving a somewhat detailed response explaining their side (Doesn't make what they did okay though). Master's response on the other hand... Yeesh. I can't say the same for them.
October 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
As disappointed as I am in Dead Congregation for playing at Metal Threat I can at least give them some credit for giving a somewhat detailed response explaining their side (Doesn't make what they did okay though). Master's response on the other hand... Yeesh. I can't say the same for them.
I need to stop putting so much faith into metal bands who are old enough to be boomers.
October 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I need to stop putting so much faith into metal bands who are old enough to be boomers.
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The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.
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The 90s were a peak time for death metal bands to call their fans “sick fucks” as a compliment.
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The 90s were a peak time for death metal bands to call their fans “sick fucks” as a compliment.
The stuff that's been going on with Metal Threat has to be the biggest shit show I've seen in a while. Kudos to the bands who pulled out though.
October 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The stuff that's been going on with Metal Threat has to be the biggest shit show I've seen in a while. Kudos to the bands who pulled out though.
I can't get into Nevermore as much as Sanctuary but Garden of Grey is such a banger song.
September 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I can't get into Nevermore as much as Sanctuary but Garden of Grey is such a banger song.
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I am the keeper of all the noche lore or random deeper metal references in culture
Like when The Roots played Abigail by King Diamond on the only 10 seconds of this dogshit show that were ever good
youtu.be/MmweKy-RCMI?...
Like when The Roots played Abigail by King Diamond on the only 10 seconds of this dogshit show that were ever good
youtu.be/MmweKy-RCMI?...
September 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I am the keeper of all the noche lore or random deeper metal references in culture
Like when The Roots played Abigail by King Diamond on the only 10 seconds of this dogshit show that were ever good
youtu.be/MmweKy-RCMI?...
Like when The Roots played Abigail by King Diamond on the only 10 seconds of this dogshit show that were ever good
youtu.be/MmweKy-RCMI?...
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When it's dead at work and a coworker says they are bored:
September 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
When it's dead at work and a coworker says they are bored:
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My phone made a little photo album for "the magic hour" and it's all these nice sunset pictures and then this
September 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My phone made a little photo album for "the magic hour" and it's all these nice sunset pictures and then this
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