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Pianist, vocal coach, metalhead, gamer, lifelong Detroit sports fan. Editor @ Noob Heavy. He/him.
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“ChatGPT I want to get stronger” you and your bloodline are weak of mind and spirit
Okay so someone told me Torture dropped a new album over the weekend. I’m not a fan but figured I’d give it a glance. I read the description and then listened to a few tracks and I am BAFFLED. What is going on lmao
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Okay so someone told me Torture dropped a new album over the weekend. I’m not a fan but figured I’d give it a glance. I read the description and then listened to a few tracks and I am BAFFLED. What is going on lmao
Black metal about bees and grain-based diseases. Remarkably good shit. Haunting, even. Mix of wails and screams, Mellotron part of the core ensemble.
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Black metal about bees and grain-based diseases. Remarkably good shit. Haunting, even. Mix of wails and screams, Mellotron part of the core ensemble.
Listening to some tasty ass Tennessee death metal
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Listening to some tasty ass Tennessee death metal
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Enjoying this in the office. Lots of melody and nice synth work
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Enjoying this in the office. Lots of melody and nice synth work
Guy who keeps his house thermostat at 69° for the lulz
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Guy who keeps his house thermostat at 69° for the lulz
Kicking Monday morning off with peak
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Kicking Monday morning off with peak
Remember the good old days when the Lions fucking sucked and it didn’t hurt as much when they lost? Fuck
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Remember the good old days when the Lions fucking sucked and it didn’t hurt as much when they lost? Fuck
Look I didn’t expect the Lions-Eagles game to be the thing that finally pushed me over the edge but fuck fucking everything, the world we live in sucks ass
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Look I didn’t expect the Lions-Eagles game to be the thing that finally pushed me over the edge but fuck fucking everything, the world we live in sucks ass
The Pedo Dance Curse™
Worst catch percentage in a single game this season (min 10+ targets):
Amon-Ra St. Brown - 16.6% (tonight)
Marvin Harrison Jr. - 25%
Jordan Addison - 27.3%
Troy Franklin - 30%
Chris Godwin - 30%
Amon-Ra St. Brown - 16.6% (tonight)
Marvin Harrison Jr. - 25%
Jordan Addison - 27.3%
Troy Franklin - 30%
Chris Godwin - 30%
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The Pedo Dance Curse™
As always, ACAB includes refs. Trash ass game by the Lions but that’s bullshit on another level
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
As always, ACAB includes refs. Trash ass game by the Lions but that’s bullshit on another level
If anything that was on Brown but whatever. Fuck it man
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If anything that was on Brown but whatever. Fuck it man
St. Brown cursed the offense with the Trump dance. I’m not even kidding, I wholly believe this
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
St. Brown cursed the offense with the Trump dance. I’m not even kidding, I wholly believe this
Also fuck the tush push, shit ass play
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Also fuck the tush push, shit ass play
Goff is allowed one bad Goff game a year. This was it, no more
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Goff is allowed one bad Goff game a year. This was it, no more
Lions defense at like 55% playing their asses off while the offense disappears
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Lions defense at like 55% playing their asses off while the offense disappears
“I did the pedophile guy’s dance, he was there so I thought it was funny, we were just having fun”
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“I did the pedophile guy’s dance, he was there so I thought it was funny, we were just having fun”
It would be nice if Goff remembered he’s good at football, like right now
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It would be nice if Goff remembered he’s good at football, like right now
St. Brown is suffering the karmic retribution of associating himself with Trump. He fucked up the vibes
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
St. Brown is suffering the karmic retribution of associating himself with Trump. He fucked up the vibes
Abolish the DPI spot foul
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Abolish the DPI spot foul
Jameis. Trash.
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Jameis. Trash.
This is good shit right here
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is good shit right here
Been listening to death metal
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Been listening to death metal
This thing just absolutely blasted my head off
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This thing just absolutely blasted my head off