strange item
@strangeitem.bsky.social
biblically-accurate angel investor
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i think its great how all us angelgirls have the angel thing mean something slightly different but we all have something wrong with us
January 1, 2026 at 11:47 AM
i think its great how all us angelgirls have the angel thing mean something slightly different but we all have something wrong with us
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when an angel is both incredibly cool and incredibly hot at the same time her brain may turn to feathers to insulate her from the extreme temperature difference. this is a legitimate medical condition called featherbrain
calling us bimbos is derogatory. please be compassionate. say featherbrains
calling us bimbos is derogatory. please be compassionate. say featherbrains
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 AM
when an angel is both incredibly cool and incredibly hot at the same time her brain may turn to feathers to insulate her from the extreme temperature difference. this is a legitimate medical condition called featherbrain
calling us bimbos is derogatory. please be compassionate. say featherbrains
calling us bimbos is derogatory. please be compassionate. say featherbrains
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remember the reason for the season
December 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
remember the reason for the season
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imagine you have an angel like me in your DMs and i am just systematically listing everything you have in your refrigerator to prove my celestial powers and earn your trust so you go to the beach and dig a big hole in the sand which as we all know is currently god's plan for us that's all he wants
May 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
imagine you have an angel like me in your DMs and i am just systematically listing everything you have in your refrigerator to prove my celestial powers and earn your trust so you go to the beach and dig a big hole in the sand which as we all know is currently god's plan for us that's all he wants
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i'm the kitty cat i preside over life and death
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
i'm the kitty cat i preside over life and death
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The Dark Truth Behind Catgirls
December 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The Dark Truth Behind Catgirls
imagine youre a rhodophyte about to get kidnapped and dombreak domestication vored, just like how you once did it to your chloroplast, until youre nothing more than just a little photosyntheslut doll in a pretty glass display case forced to take light like a good organelle cuck for diatomommy
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
imagine youre a rhodophyte about to get kidnapped and dombreak domestication vored, just like how you once did it to your chloroplast, until youre nothing more than just a little photosyntheslut doll in a pretty glass display case forced to take light like a good organelle cuck for diatomommy
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I don't know how to explain it but these are rabbit-coded posts. To me
![[tumblr post, via user threedollarsdotcom]
no one can save you but yourself. thats why its important to start swinging your deadly sword around in a circle. dont stop regardless of what people tell you just keep swinging it around](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvfmi3a76qah6pnyf363ae34/bafkreiete4i3gemfjbyqdpo6ralesc6t4aqytq4ga3vnkcciurjfgya2ma@jpeg)
![[twitter post, via user ipaddlearound]
dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Aytack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvfmi3a76qah6pnyf363ae34/bafkreif5tivizsucjhmo6lqger3ufd3idlo3bcicvzeqx6ng45z4vkxt2i@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I don't know how to explain it but these are rabbit-coded posts. To me
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Amynta Teto
December 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Amynta Teto
i think the highest praise i can give your story is that ive started projecting it onto entirely unrelated media @kallidorarho.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i think the highest praise i can give your story is that ive started projecting it onto entirely unrelated media @kallidorarho.bsky.social
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was watering the plants today and caught myself muttering about 'showing the world the power of my tradescantias' while lost in a daydream
and like
i cant share that and not also share the the power of my tradescantias. so um
behold
and like
i cant share that and not also share the the power of my tradescantias. so um
behold
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
was watering the plants today and caught myself muttering about 'showing the world the power of my tradescantias' while lost in a daydream
and like
i cant share that and not also share the the power of my tradescantias. so um
behold
and like
i cant share that and not also share the the power of my tradescantias. so um
behold
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Angels can fluff up their wings in the winter, like birds! They do this partly to increase insulation and keep warm, wrapping their wings around themselves like big down-filled coats. They also use it to blend in with show drifts and clouds while stalking their prey 😇
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Angels can fluff up their wings in the winter, like birds! They do this partly to increase insulation and keep warm, wrapping their wings around themselves like big down-filled coats. They also use it to blend in with show drifts and clouds while stalking their prey 😇
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y'all hear about catgirls...?
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
y'all hear about catgirls...?
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thorax -> tits
abdomen -> ass
T&A. easy to remember :)
abdomen -> ass
T&A. easy to remember :)
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
thorax -> tits
abdomen -> ass
T&A. easy to remember :)
abdomen -> ass
T&A. easy to remember :)
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November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
my fav hentai trope is the doll that kills you if you fuck it
its kinda like a succubus situation where you cum so hard you lose your life energy and the doll feeds on it
and my favorite favorite is when people KNOW it's the doll that kills you if you fuck it...
but can you guess what they do?
its kinda like a succubus situation where you cum so hard you lose your life energy and the doll feeds on it
and my favorite favorite is when people KNOW it's the doll that kills you if you fuck it...
but can you guess what they do?
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
my fav hentai trope is the doll that kills you if you fuck it
its kinda like a succubus situation where you cum so hard you lose your life energy and the doll feeds on it
and my favorite favorite is when people KNOW it's the doll that kills you if you fuck it...
but can you guess what they do?
its kinda like a succubus situation where you cum so hard you lose your life energy and the doll feeds on it
and my favorite favorite is when people KNOW it's the doll that kills you if you fuck it...
but can you guess what they do?
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"Oh but sweetie it'll feel soo much better than winning if you listen to me and make the wrong moves. It feels sooo good to stop trying and fuck up your strategy on purpose." She coos.
"It literally fucking doesn't?" I reply.
"It literally fucking doesn't?" I reply.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"Oh but sweetie it'll feel soo much better than winning if you listen to me and make the wrong moves. It feels sooo good to stop trying and fuck up your strategy on purpose." She coos.
"It literally fucking doesn't?" I reply.
"It literally fucking doesn't?" I reply.