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strange item
@strangeitem.bsky.social
biblically-accurate angel investor
my nickname for angels who get close to me is 'little feather'
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 AM
'show up arbitrarily and cause problems' is genuinely the most angel thing you can do and thats why i love angels
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
i wont pretend to know you well but all that ive seen of you suggests youre a very thoughtful and creative kinkster, and i am excited at the idea of what you might come up with exploring the topic!
January 20, 2026 at 8:34 PM
my favorite aspect of play with body art is the fact that it fades over time and needs upkeep

its very presence signals ive touched her recently, theres an inbuilt mechanism forcing her to stop what shes doing and come to me for touchups, and the drawings change and grow every time i maintain them
January 20, 2026 at 8:24 PM
haha yep im pockets! <:

you might appreciate knowing that the big flower on the back of her hand is a hypnotically-reinforced mark of my ownership

it's placed there because when she gets shy she hides her face with her palms, so it forces her to display that mark whenever she's most flustered
January 20, 2026 at 8:16 PM
there were actually additional layers of intention to her outfits that we were gonna get into but the prompt for that got lost in the churn of the talk.

suffice to say all of the outfits i picked out for her have strategic windows for revealing the body art i draw on her. flowers, wings, keyholes
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
plenis
January 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
bimbo music for me is the cure
just kinda is

i dont overthink it (har har har)
January 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
the panic is setting in on my end too
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
wings are good and horny
January 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
kind of ruins the surprise factor if you pressure your friends to get one too
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 AM
i mean you can still do that technically

plenty of places still use fax infrastructure and you can send one from your computer even

but i get what you mean and why thats not a feasible everyday thing
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Reposted by strange item
when an angel is both incredibly cool and incredibly hot at the same time her brain may turn to feathers to insulate her from the extreme temperature difference. this is a legitimate medical condition called featherbrain

calling us bimbos is derogatory. please be compassionate. say featherbrains
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 AM
BE NOT A JERK :[
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
when an angel is both incredibly cool and incredibly hot at the same time her brain may turn to feathers to insulate her from the extreme temperature difference. this is a legitimate medical condition called featherbrain

calling us bimbos is derogatory. please be compassionate. say featherbrains
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 AM
i sent princess pincushion to some friends irl going 'try the doll its *really* good doll' and i think they liked it
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 AM
angel story makes me happy

angels good

two big wings up!
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
dolls simply love doing things
and things simply do
December 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i just started aotkh today and i gotta say its my favorite thing ever so please keep committing to the bit
December 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i finished myrmidon last night and today i get this?
what a treat for me

yay!
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM